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Uncle Ned

Uncle Ned is Cockney slang for Bed.

"I'm Cream Crackered. I'm off to my Uncle Ned."

Credit: contributed by Danny on 21-Apr-2000.

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Classic 161 times. Modern 28 times. Mockney 49 times.

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