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Tia Maria

Tia Maria is Cockney slang for Diarrhoea.

"I ate a kebab and ended up with Tia Maria"

Credit: contributed by Anon on 21-Jul-2006.

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Classic 62 times. Modern 19 times. Mockney 56 times.

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