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Mars Bar More about Mars Bar Scar

Marti Pellow More about Marti Pellow Yellow
'(In snooker) He's goin' for the Marti!'

Martial Arts More about Martial Arts Darts

Martin Kemp More about Martin Kemp Hemp
'Got any martin???'

Martini More about Martini Lambourghini
'Yeah, I'll ave a Lambourghini'

Mary Rose More about Mary Rose Nose
'Keep yer Mary outa me business mate'

Master Mcgrath More about Master Mcgrath Bra

Matthew Kelly More about Matthew Kelly
'"I've got a bit of Shania in me Matthew Kelly"'

Matthew Kelly More about Matthew Kelly
'what's on the Matthew Kelly tonight mate?'

Maurice Gibb More about Maurice Gibb Fib
'Oi, you tellin' a Maurice?'

Me and You More about Me and You Menu

Melody Lingers More about Melody Lingers Fingers
'I had to give up the violin; my Melodies were too short.'

Melvyn Bragg More about Melvyn Bragg Shag

Merchant Navy More about Merchant Navy Gravy
'Pass the Merchant.'

Merlyn Rees More about Merlyn Rees Piece (lunch)

Meryl streep More about Meryl streep Cheap
'That car is well Meryl Streep'

Metric Miles More about Metric Miles Piles (hemorrhoids)

Mexican Wave More about Mexican Wave Shave
'I am away to have a shower and a Mexican'

Michael Caine More about Michael Caine Pain

Michael Schumachers More about Michael Schumachers Knackers (testicles)
'Interestingly, Schumacher is German for Cobbler too!'

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