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Two and Eight More about Two and Eight State
'Clear up your room - it's a right two and eight!'

Two and Six More about Two and Six Fix
'I'm in a right Two and Six.'

Two by Four More about Two by Four Draw (cannabis)
'Where can I score some Two by Four?'

Two Fat Ladies More about Two Fat Ladies 88

Two Little Ducks More about Two Little Ducks 22

Two-Thirty More about Two-Thirty Dirty

Typewriter More about Typewriter Fighter

Uncle Ben More about Uncle Ben Ten
'Lend me an Uncle Ben will you?'

Uncle Bert More about Uncle Bert Shirt

Uncle Billy More about Uncle Billy Chilly

Uncle Bob More about Uncle Bob Job

Uncle Fester More about Uncle Fester Child Molester
'Keep away he's a Fester!'

Uncle Fred More about Uncle Fred Bread

Uncle Gus More about Uncle Gus Bus
'Let's catch the Uncle Gus.'

Uncle Ned More about Uncle Ned
Alternatives
Bed
'I'm Cream Crackered. I'm off to my Uncle Ned.'

Uncle Ned More about Uncle Ned
Alternatives
Head

Uncle Reg More about Uncle Reg Veg

Uncle Ted More about Uncle Ted Bed

Uncle Toby More about Uncle Toby Moby (mobile phone)

Uncle Willy More about Uncle Willy Silly


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