Cockney Rhyming Slang London's Famous Secret Language Logo

English to Slang letter F

Fat (from the children's TV programme) Postman Pat
'You're a bit Postman '

Favour Cheesey Quaver
'Do us a cheesey quaver.'

Favour Cheesey Quaver
'Mate, can you do me a Cheesey Quaver?'

Fax Nails and Tacks

Feel Orange Peel

Feel Jellied Eel

Feet Plates of Meat
'Me Plates are killin' me!'

Fever Robinson and Cleaver

Fib Maurice Gibb
'Oi, you tellin' a Maurice?'

Fifty Nifty

Fighter Typewriter

Fine (as in nice body!) Calvin Klein
'Oi Oi you're Clvin Kein!'

Finger Mal Meninga

Fingers Longers and Lingers

Fingers Melody Lingers
'I had to give up the violin; my Melodies were too short.'

Fingers Bell Ringers

Fire Ave Maria

Fire Jeremiah

Fire Obediah

First (class degree) Damien Hirst
'I've only gone and got a bloody Damien Hirst!'

British Slang is here!

Looking for Cornish Slang, Welsh Slang, Liverpool Slang, London Slang, Manchester Slang, Street Slang, Txt Spk, Gay Slang and any other rude stuff that's spoken in Britain? We have a brand new site for you - British Slang!

Cockney Twitter

We tweet new slang every day!

  • Tweet BREAKING: One bloke has been given the TIN TACK and another bloke just started in a new CORN ON THE COB today. That…
  • Tweet Blimey, Apples and Pears! Would you Adam and Eve it? #apple #trademarks…
  • Tweet I've got some male racing geese for sale if anyone fancies a quick gander
  • Tweet What's happnin in this video? I will tell you. This geezer takes orf his CALLARD AND BOWSERS and gets into the F…
  • Tweet RT @DragonandFlagon: Today's reminder of London's most amazing Pubs. The Cockpit famed for a venue to watch cocks fighting or indeed arguin…
  • Tweet RT @DragonandFlagon: Today's reminder of London's amazing Pubs. Oldest and wonkiest Pub in the City of London with a bricked up tunnel lead…

Follow us on Twitter