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Tired Barb Wired
'I'm going to bed,I'm barb wired'

To have a situation or a drama Bananarama
'I'm having a right Bananarama today.'

To urinate (slash) Jack Dash
'I need a Jack Dash.'

Toast Holy Ghost

Toast Holy Ghost
'Ere missis, I'll have two poached Woodens and a slice of Holy with a nice mug of Rosie.'

Toaster Roller Coaster

Toddlers / children (Brats) Rug Rats
'Who's are those Rug Rats causing all the noise?'

Toes Marilyn Monroes

Toes Edgar Allen Poes

Toes Bromley By Bows

Toes (from Seb Coes) Sebs
'Have it on your Sebs'

Toilet Pontius Pilate

Tomatoes Stars & Garters
'Sling some Stars on that breakfast, mate.'

Tongue Brigham Young

Tongue Iron Lung

Tonic Supersonic

Tool April Fool
''e ad an April wiv im in his 'appy bag'

Tools Crown Jewels

Toss Iron Horse
'Don't give an iron mate!'

Toss Jonathan Ross
'Couldn't give a Jonathon Ross mate'

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