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Ones and Twos

Ones and Twos is Cockney slang for Shoes.

"Put on yer Ones and Twos, and take the dog fer a Ball of Chalk."

Credit: contributed by Danny on 21-Apr-2000.


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Classic 173 times. Modern 27 times. Mockney 38 times.

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