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Bathroom Tiles

Bathroom Tiles is Cockney slang for Piles (haemorrhoids).

"I've got a nasty case of the Bathroom Tiles"

Credit: contributed by norah martin on 11-Jun-2008.


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Classic 2 times. Modern 2 times. Mockney 11 times.

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