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Cockney Rhyming Slang Letter P



Pam Shriver More about Pam Shriver Fiver

Paper Hat More about Paper Hat Prat

Paraffin Lamp More about Paraffin Lamp Tramp
Have a wash ya' smelly paraffin

Paraffin Oil More about Paraffin Oil Boil
I've got a Paraffin on me Isa

Park Benches More about Park Benches Frenchies (people from France)
There's a load of park benches over there.

Parrafin Lamp More about Parrafin Lamp Tramp

Pat Cash More about Pat Cash Slash (urinate)
Just goin' to the loo for a quick Pat Cash.

Pat Malone More about Pat Malone Alone

Patrick Mcnee More about Patrick Mcnee Wee
I'm desperate for a Patrick

Patrick Swayze More about Patrick Swayze
Alternatives
Crazy
Your Patrick Swayze mate!

Patrick Swayze More about Patrick Swayze
Alternatives
Lazy
He's a bit Patrick Swayze inne

Patsy Cline More about Patsy Cline Line (cocaine)
I'll sort out a few Patsy's mate

Paul Dickov More about Paul Dickov Kick off

Paul Mckenna More about Paul Mckenna Tenner (10 pound note)

Paul Weller More about Paul Weller Stella (beer)

Pavarotti More about Pavarotti Ten pounds
Lend us a Pavarotti

Pea Shooter More about Pea Shooter Hooter (nose)
He got hit on the Pea Shooter!

Pear Halved More about Pear Halved Starved

Pearl Diver More about Pearl Diver Skiver
He's been off since last Thursday. Says he's Tom and Dick but I reckon he's Pearl Diving.

Pearly Queen More about Pearly Queen Seen

Peas and Gravy More about Peas and Gravy Navy

Peas in the Pot More about Peas in the Pot Hot
Bit peasy in 'ere, innit?

Pebble Dashed More about Pebble Dashed Smashed
I got pebble dashed last night

Peckham Rye More about Peckham Rye
Alternatives
Tie

Peckham Rye More about Peckham Rye
Alternatives
Tie
Are you gonna wear your new Peckham Rye?

Pedal and Crank More about Pedal and Crank Bank
I'm going to the Pedal & Crank

Pen and Ink More about Pen and Ink Stink
Cor your breath don't 'alf Pen and Ink!

Penelope Cruz More about Penelope Cruz Booze

Penelope Keith More about Penelope Keith Teeth
She's got nice Penelopes

Penn and Teller More about Penn and Teller
Alternatives
Stella (Stella Artois beer)

Penn and Teller More about Penn and Teller
Alternatives
Stella (beer)
Let's go down the BATTLE CRUISER for a coupla pints of PENN AND TELLER!

Penn'orth of chalk More about Penn'orth of chalk Walk
Take a penn'orth, let me get on with me bloody job.

Penny A Pound More about Penny A Pound Ground

Peppermint More about Peppermint Skint

Percy Thrower More about Percy Thrower
Alternatives
Mower (gardener)

Percy Thrower More about Percy Thrower
Alternatives
Blower (telephone)
Lend us ya Percy, I need to make a call.

Perpetual (Loser) More about Perpetual (Loser) Boozer (pub)
Oh gawd 'e's a right perpetual loser

Persian Rug More about Persian Rug Drug
Got any Persians on you mate?

Persian Rugs More about Persian Rugs Drugs

Pete Tong More about Pete Tong Wrong
It's all gone Pete Tong!

Peter Crouch More about Peter Crouch Grouch
Oh, he's such a Peter!

Peter Egan More about Peter Egan Vegan
Don't give 'im no Stand at Ease, 'es a Peter Egan.

Peter Pan More about Peter Pan
Alternatives
Old man (father)
How's your Peter Pan.

Peter Pan More about Peter Pan
Alternatives
Tan

Peter Purvis More about Peter Purvis Nervous
I am a bit Peter Pervis about my exam

Petrol Pump More about Petrol Pump Hump
He had the right petrol pump last night

Philharmonic More about Philharmonic Gin and Tonic

Piccadilly More about Piccadilly Silly

Piccadilly Percy More about Piccadilly Percy Mercy

Piccolo and Flute More about Piccolo and Flute Suit

Pick and Mix More about Pick and Mix Sticks (countryside)
It's ages seen I been out in the pick 'n mix

Pie and Liquor More about Pie and Liquor Vicar

Pie and Mash More about Pie and Mash
Alternatives
Slash
Gotta take a Pie and Mash

Pie And Mash More about Pie And Mash
Alternatives
Cash
You got any Pie on ya?

Pie and Mash More about Pie and Mash
Alternatives
Crash
Just had a pie and mash in me car

Pieces of Eight More about Pieces of Eight Weight

Pied Piper More about Pied Piper Hyper

Pig's Ear More about Pig's Ear Beer

Pimple and Blotch More about Pimple and Blotch Scotch (whiskey)

Pin Pegs More about Pin Pegs Legs
Nice Pins darlin'!

Pineapple More about Pineapple Chapel

Pineapple Chunk More about Pineapple Chunk
Alternatives
Bunk (bed)

Ping Pong More about Ping Pong Strong

Pinky and Perky More about Pinky and Perky Turkey

Pipe Your Eye More about Pipe Your Eye Cry

Pirates Of Penzance More about Pirates Of Penzance Pants

Pistol and Shooter More about Pistol and Shooter Computer

Pitch and Toss More about Pitch and Toss Boss

Pittsburgh Steelers More about Pittsburgh Steelers Peelers (police)

Plates and Dishes More about Plates and Dishes Missus (Mrs)

Plates of Meat More about Plates of Meat Feet
Me Plates are killin' me!

Pleasure and Pain More about Pleasure and Pain Rain

Plimsoll Mark More about Plimsoll Mark Park

Pllymouth Argylles More about Pllymouth Argylles Piles

Plonk More about Plonk
Alternatives
Vin Blanc
Reported came from Army in France in WWI

Plymouth Argyle More about Plymouth Argyle Style
I like ya Plymouth Argyle

Plymouth Argylls More about Plymouth Argylls Piles
Ooh me Plymouth Argylls are griping today!

Plymouth Sound More about Plymouth Sound Pound (currency)

Pocket Watch More about Pocket Watch Scotch (whiskey)

Polo Mint More about Polo Mint
Alternatives
Bint

Polo Mint More about Polo Mint
Alternatives
Skint
Cant afford it im Polo

Pontius Pilate More about Pontius Pilate Toilet

Pony More about Pony
Alternatives
25 pounds

Poor Man's Gruel More about Poor Man's Gruel Liverpool
You support Poor Man's Gruel? You fool!

Pope in Rome More about Pope in Rome Home

Pork And Cheese More about Pork And Cheese Portuguese
He's Pork And Cheese - he's Portuguese

Pork Chop More about Pork Chop Cop
Lets run from the Pork Chop.

Porky Pies More about Porky Pies
Alternatives
Lies
Stop tellin' me Porkies!

porky pies More about porky pies
Alternatives
Lies

Posh and Becks More about Posh and Becks Specs (spectacles)
Pass us me posh and becks

Postage Stamp More about Postage Stamp Tramp

Postman Pat More about Postman Pat
Alternatives
Fat (from the children's TV programme)
You're a bit Postman

Postman Pat More about Postman Pat
Alternatives
Cat

Pot and Pan More about Pot and Pan
Alternatives
Old man (father or husband)

Pot and Pan More about Pot and Pan
Alternatives
Old man (father or husband)

Pot of Glue More about Pot of Glue Clue

Potatoes in the Mould More about Potatoes in the Mould Cold
Blimey it's taters!

Pots and Dishes More about Pots and Dishes Wishes

Princes Trust More about Princes Trust Bust
Look at the Prince's on her

Prison Time More about Prison Time Bird (Lime)
'Es gawn down, doin' bird

Punch n Judy More about Punch n Judy Moody
Don't get all Punch and Judy

Push and Shove More about Push and Shove Love


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