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J. Arthur Rank More about J. Arthur Rank Bank
Gawn down the J.Arthur to get a Monkey.

Jabba the Hutt More about Jabba the Hutt Shut

Jack and Jill More about Jack and Jill
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Hill

Jack and Jill More about Jack and Jill
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Bill (statement)

Jack and Jill More about Jack and Jill
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Pill
Me girlfriend's on the Jack and Jill at last

Jack and Jill More about Jack and Jill
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Till (cash register)

Jack Dash More about Jack Dash
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To urinate (slash)
I need a Jack Dash.

Jack Dash More about Jack Dash
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Urinate
Just off for a Jack

Jack Dee More about Jack Dee Cup o' Tea
Jack Dee - 1 sugar, cheers, mate!

Jack Joner More about Jack Joner Loner
Look at that Jack Joner.

Jack Jones More about Jack Jones
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Alone
I've bin sat 'ere all on me Jack Jones

Jack Jones More about Jack Jones
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Alone
I've been on me Jack Jones all day.

Jack McGraw More about Jack McGraw Draw (cannabis)
Do you know were I can get some Jack McGraw?

Jack Palance More about Jack Palance Dance

Jack Straw More about Jack Straw Draw (cannabis)

Jack Tar More about Jack Tar Bar (pub)

Jack the Dandy More about Jack the Dandy Brandy

Jack the Ripper More about Jack the Ripper
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Kipper

Jack the Ripper More about Jack the Ripper
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Stripper

Jack The Rippers More about Jack The Rippers Slippers
Oi, mutt - go and fetch my Jack the Rippers.

Jackanory More about Jackanory Story

Jackdaw More about Jackdaw Jaw

Jackie Chan More about Jackie Chan
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Plan
I've a Jackie

Jackie Chan More about Jackie Chan
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Can (of beer)
You want to come around to my gaf for a few Jackies tonight?

Jackie Flint More about Jackie Flint Skint
Would join you, but I'm Jackie Flint

Jacks More about Jacks Jackson Five (five pounds)
Lend us a jacks

Jack's Alive More about Jack's Alive
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5

Jack's Alive More about Jack's Alive
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Five

Jacobs Crackers More about Jacobs Crackers Knackers (testicles)
If you stop me again I'll cut your Jacobs off (from the film "Snatch)

Jacob's Crackers More about Jacob's Crackers Knackers (testicles)

Jaffa Cake More about Jaffa Cake Mistake
"That was a bit of a Jaffa..."

Jah Rule More about Jah Rule School
I'm quittin Jah cos it's a James Hunt

Jakki Brambles More about Jakki Brambles Shambles

Jam Jar More about Jam Jar Car

Jam Roll More about Jam Roll
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Pole (as in Polish citizen). Used (allegedly) during WW2.
He's a Jam Role!

Jam Roll More about Jam Roll
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Dole (welfare)
I'm on the jam roll

jam roll More about jam roll
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Dole
He's on the Jam Roll

Jam Tart More about Jam Tart
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Fart
Cor that Jam stinks.

Jam Tart More about Jam Tart
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Heart

James Brown More about James Brown Frown
You gotta turn that James Brown upside down!

James Dean More about James Dean Keen
You're a bit James Dean in't ya?

Jane Fonda More about Jane Fonda Wander
Off for a Jane Fonda on the dancefloor

Jay Kay More about Jay Kay Take Away
Fancy a jay-kay after this?

Jay-Z More about Jay-Z Cup of tea
Make me a Jay-Z

Jazz Bands More about Jazz Bands Hands
My Jazz Bands are cold

Jean Michell More about Jean Michell Jar (drink)
Fancy a few Jean Michells later

Jean-Claude van Damme More about Jean-Claude van Damme Spam
Argh, I can't check me emails for all this Jean-Claude van Damme!

Jeff Beck More about Jeff Beck Neck

Jeffrey Dahmer More about Jeffrey Dahmer Charmer
He's quite a Jeffrey, your boyfriend

Jekyll and Hyde More about Jekyll and Hyde Snide (fake)
Bought a Jekyll watch down the market

Jekyll and Hydes More about Jekyll and Hydes Strides (trousers)

Jellied Eel More about Jellied Eel
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Deal
I'll give ya a great jelly on it

Jellied Eel More about Jellied Eel
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Feel

Jellied Eel More about Jellied Eel
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Squeal
Darren you fookin' Jelly

Jelly Bone More about Jelly Bone Phone
Aw me Jelly's vibrating

Jelly Roll Blues More about Jelly Roll Blues News

Jelly Tot More about Jelly Tot Spot
Thats a wicked jelly tot on your boat

Jenny Lee More about Jenny Lee Flea

Jenny Powell More about Jenny Powell Towel

Jenson Button More about Jenson Button
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Mutton
She's Jenson Button dressed as lamb I reckon

Jeremiah More about Jeremiah Fire

Jeremy Beadle More about Jeremy Beadle Needle
He's got the right Jeremy.

Jeremy Kyles More about Jeremy Kyles Piles
I've got the Jeremy Kyles.

Jerry Cottle More about Jerry Cottle Bottle

Jerry O'Gorman More about Jerry O'Gorman Mormon

Jet Fighter More about Jet Fighter All nighter
We're going on a Jet Fighter

Jet Li More about Jet Li Pee

Jethro (Tull) More about Jethro (Tull) Skull
I bust an Aristostle over his Jethro

Jim Bob Babs More about Jim Bob Babs Crabs
Bleeding Nora, I just caught a case of Jim Bobs!

Jim Fenner More about Jim Fenner Tenner
Where's that Jim you owe me?

Jim Skinner More about Jim Skinner Dinner

Jimi Hendrix More about Jimi Hendrix Appendix
I just 'ad mi Jimi Hendrix taken out.

Jiminee Cricket More about Jiminee Cricket Ticket
I've just bought a pair of Jiminees.

Jimmy Cliff More about Jimmy Cliff Smell (whiff)
Cor, it don't half Jimmy round here.

Jimmy Connors More about Jimmy Connors Honours
Do the Jimmy Connors, mate

Jimmy Giraffe More about Jimmy Giraffe Laugh
Your 'avin a Jimmy

Jimmy Greaves More about Jimmy Greaves Thieves

Jimmy Hill More about Jimmy Hill
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Pill

Jimmy Hill More about Jimmy Hill
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Bill (statement)

Jimmy Nail More about Jimmy Nail
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Hell

Jimmy Nail More about Jimmy Nail
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Email

Jimmy Nail More about Jimmy Nail
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Jail

Jimmy O'Goblin More about Jimmy O'Goblin Sovereign

Jimmy Riddle More about Jimmy Riddle
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Piddle (urinate)

Jimmy Riddle More about Jimmy Riddle
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Piddle (urinate)

Joanna More about Joanna Piano
Get on the old Joanna, and let's have a good old ding dong!

Jockey's Whip More about Jockey's Whip Kip

Jockey's Whips More about Jockey's Whips Chips

Jockies' Whips More about Jockies' Whips Chips
Let's get a bag of jockies

Jodie Marsh More about Jodie Marsh Harsh
Thats a bit jodie marsh mate!

Joe Baxi More about Joe Baxi Taxi

Joe Blake More about Joe Blake
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Steak

Joe Blake More about Joe Blake
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Snake

Joe Blake More about Joe Blake
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Cake
Want some Joe Blake mate?

Joe Brown More about Joe Brown Town

Joe Hart More about Joe Hart Fart

Joe Hook More about Joe Hook Book

Joe Hoppers More about Joe Hoppers Coppers (police)
The Joe Hoppers did a dawn raid.

Joe Rook More about Joe Rook Crook

Joey Ramone More about Joey Ramone Phone

Johhny Cash More about Johhny Cash Hash -(Cannabis)
Dont Humphrey the Johhny you muddy boy

Johhny Vaughan More about Johhny Vaughan Porn

John Cleese More about John Cleese Cheese

John Deut More about John Deut Beaut (beauty)
Wot a John Duet

John Dillon More about John Dillon Shilling
Lend us a John Dillon

John Hop More about John Hop Cop (policeman)

John Major More about John Major
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Wager

John Major More about John Major
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Pager

John Major More about John Major
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Wager
Care to put a little john major on that?

John McCane More about John McCane Insane
That bloke's gone John McCane

John Skinner More about John Skinner Dinner

John Wayne More about John Wayne Train

John West More about John West Very best
I only give the John West mate.

Johnny Cash More about Johnny Cash
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Slash (urinate)
I'm busting for a Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash More about Johnny Cash
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Slash (urinate)

Johnny Horner More about Johnny Horner Corner

Jonathan King More about Jonathan King Ring
I'm a bit sore today, I feel like I've been battered around the Jonathan King.

Jonathan Ross More about Jonathan Ross Toss
Couldn't give a Jonathon Ross mate

Jonathan Ross'd More about Jonathan Ross'd Lost
I'm totally Jonathan Ross'd here

Jude Law More about Jude Law Score
What's the Jude Law ?

Judith Chalmers More about Judith Chalmers Piles (hemorrhoids)
Blimey, I've got a nasty case of the Judiths

Judy Dench More about Judy Dench
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Bench
Emile Hesky should stay on the Judy

Judy Dench More about Judy Dench
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Stench
Don't go in that toilet there's a right Judy in there

Judy Dench More about Judy Dench
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Wrench
Oi, hand me that Judy.

Julius Caesar More about Julius Caesar Geezer

Jumbo Jet More about Jumbo Jet Bet

Jumpin' Jack Flash More about Jumpin' Jack Flash Cash
I've got plenty of Jumpin' Jack Flash in me Sky Rocket.

Jumping Jack More about Jumping Jack Back

Jungle Jim More about Jungle Jim Tim (Person of a Roman Catholic Persuasion)
He's a dirty jungle jim


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