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Cockney Rhyming Slang Letter H
Haddock & Bloater
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Motor |
Where's ya haddock parked son? | |
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Haddock and Bloater
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Motor |
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Hagen Daas
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Arse |
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Hail and Rain
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Train |
When's the next Hail and Rain? | |
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Hair Gel
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Bell |
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Hairy Chest
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Very best |
Cheers mate all the hairy chest | |
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Hairy Knees
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Please |
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Hairy Toes
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Nose |
Look at his huge Hairy Toes. | |
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Hale and hearty
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Party |
Come to my hale and hearty | |
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Hale and Pace
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Face |
What's wrong with your Hale and Pace? | |
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Half A Gross
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Dose |
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Half An Oxford Scholar
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Half a dollar |
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Half Inch
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Pinch (steal) |
Someone's 'Alf Inched me wallet! | |
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Half Inch
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Pinch (steal) |
My motor's just been 'alf inched! | |
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Ham and Cheesy
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Easy |
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Ham and Egger
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Beggar |
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Ham and Eggs
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Legs |
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Hammer and Tack
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Back |
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Hampden Roar
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Score |
You know the Hampden | |
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Hampstead Heath
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Teeth |
Got to go down the dentist to have me 'Ampsteads looked at | |
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Hank Marvin
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Starving |
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Hans Blix
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Fix |
I'm in a bit of a Hans. | |
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Hansel and Gretel
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Kettle |
Stick the Hansel on, love, I'm gasping. | |
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Happy Feed
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Weed |
'Ow much Happy 'ave you got? | |
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Happy Hour
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Flour |
Go dahn the Frog and Toad and buy me a bag of Happy Hour would'ya? | |
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Harold Wilson's
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Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches) |
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Harpers and Queens
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Jeans |
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Harris Tweed
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Weed |
He's a bit of an 'Arris | |
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Harry and Billy
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Silly |
Stupid | |
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Harry Dash
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Flash |
Don't get Harry Dash son! | |
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Harry Dash
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Flash |
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Harry Flint
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Skint |
I'm a bit 'Arry at the moment | |
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Harry Hill
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Pill |
Are you on the Harry Hill darling? | |
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Harry Holt
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bolt/runawy |
He's done the Harry Holt | |
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Harry Lime
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Time |
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Harry Lin
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Chin |
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Harry Monk
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Spunk |
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Harry Monk
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Skunk |
Do us a mother of Harry | |
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Harry Monk
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Spunk |
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Harry Potter
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Snotter (nose) |
That geezer's got an 'arry like concorde ! | |
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Harry Randall
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Candle |
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Harry Tate
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State |
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Harry Tate
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Sugar (Tate and Lyle) |
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Harry Worth
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Turf |
It's not happening on my Harry! | |
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Harvey Nichols
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Pickles |
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Hat and Scarf
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Laugh |
You 'avin a Hat and Scarf mate or what. | |
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Hatti Jaques
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Shakes |
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Hay Stack
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Back |
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Haywards Heath
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Teeth |
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Heap of Coke
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Bloke |
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Hearts of Oak
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Broke (financially bereft) |
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Heavenly Bliss
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Kiss |
Me and me Lemon Curd Heavenly Bliss all the time | |
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Hedge and Ditch
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Pitch (stall or stand) |
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Henry Moore
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Door |
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Henry Neville
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Devil |
What the Henry Neville is going on ? | |
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Henry the Eighth
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Eighth (of cannabis) |
Sort me out an Enry | |
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Herring Bone
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Phone |
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Hey Diddle Diddle
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Middle |
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Hickory Docks
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Socks |
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Highland Fling
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Ring |
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Hillman Hunters
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Punters |
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Hit and Miss
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Kiss |
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Hobson's Choice
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Voice |
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Holler Boys Holler
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Collar |
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Hollie Reath
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Teeth |
He's lying throuh his 'ollie reath! | |
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Holy Friar
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Liar |
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Holy Ghost
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Toast |
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Holy Ghost
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Racing Post |
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Holy Ghost
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Toast |
Ere missis, I'll have two poached Woodens and a slice of Holy with a nice mug of Rosie. | |
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Holy Grail
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Send us a holy | |
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Honey Bees
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Keys |
Where's the hell are me honeys? | |
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Hopping Pot
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Lot (serving or share) |
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Horse and Cart
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Fart |
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Horse and Cart
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Heart |
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Horse and Cart
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Fart |
Ooof wot a horse mate | |
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Horse and Trap
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Crap |
I am going to have a Horse and Trap | |
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Horse's Hoof
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Roof |
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Hot Cross Bun
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Nun |
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Hot Potato
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Waiter |
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Hounslow Heath
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Teeth |
Been down the fang-wrencher's to get me Hounslow Heath fixed. | |
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House To Let
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Bet |
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Housemaid's Knee
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Sea |
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Housewives' Choice
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Voice |
I've had this cold three days, and now I've lost me Housewives' Choice | |
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Hovis
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Dead (from Brown Bread = Dead) |
He's Hovis mate, Brown Bread | |
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How's Your Father?
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Lather |
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Huckleberry Finn
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Pin |
There are ten Huckleberry Finns per frame. | |
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Hugo Boss
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Doss |
Lets Hugo Boss school. | |
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Hurricane Lamp
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Tramp |
Yesterday I saw a Hurricane Lamp. | |
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Hyper
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Billie Piper |
You're getting a bit Billie Piper | |
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