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Cockney Rhyming Slang Letter H

Haddock & Bloater	Motor
Where's ya haddock parked son?

Haddock and Bloater	Motor

Hagen Daas	Arse

Hail and Rain	Train
When's the next Hail and Rain?

Hair Gel	Bell

Hairy Chest	Very best
Cheers mate all the hairy chest

Hairy Knees	Please

Hairy Toes	Nose
Look at his huge Hairy Toes.

Hale and hearty	Party
Come to my hale and hearty

Hale and Pace	Face
What's wrong with your Hale and Pace?

Half A Gross	Dose

Half An Oxford Scholar	Half a dollar

Half Inch Alternatives	Pinch (steal)
Someone's 'Alf Inched me wallet!

Half Inch Alternatives	Pinch (steal)
My motor's just been 'alf inched!

Ham and Cheesy	Easy

Ham and Egger	Beggar

Ham and Eggs	Legs

Hammer and Tack	Back

Hampden Roar	Score
You know the Hampden

Hampstead Heath	Teeth
Got to go down the dentist to have me 'Ampsteads looked at

Hank Marvin	Starving

Hans Blix	Fix
I'm in a bit of a Hans.

Hansel and Gretel	Kettle
Stick the Hansel on, love, I'm gasping.

Happy Feed	Weed
'Ow much Happy 'ave you got?

Happy Hour	Flour
Go dahn the Frog and Toad and buy me a bag of Happy Hour would'ya?

Harold Wilson's	Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches)

Harpers and Queens	Jeans

Harris Tweed	Weed
He's a bit of an 'Arris

Harry and Billy	Silly
Stupid

Harry Dash Alternatives	Flash
Don't get Harry Dash son!

Harry Dash Alternatives	Flash

Harry Flint	Skint
I'm a bit 'Arry at the moment

Harry Hill	Pill
Are you on the Harry Hill darling?

Harry Holt	bolt/runawy
He's done the Harry Holt

Harry Lime	Time

Harry Lin	Chin

Harry Monk Alternatives	Spunk

Harry Monk Alternatives	Skunk
Do us a mother of Harry

Harry Monk Alternatives	Spunk

Harry Potter	Snotter (nose)
That geezer's got an 'arry like concorde !

Harry Randall	Candle

Harry Tate Alternatives	State

Harry Tate Alternatives	Sugar (Tate and Lyle)

Harry Worth	Turf
It's not happening on my Harry!

Harvey Nichols	Pickles

Hat and Scarf	Laugh
You 'avin a Hat and Scarf mate or what.

Hatti Jaques	Shakes

Hay Stack	Back

Haywards Heath	Teeth

Heap of Coke	Bloke

Hearts of Oak	Broke (financially bereft)

Heavenly Bliss	Kiss
Me and me Lemon Curd Heavenly Bliss all the time

Hedge and Ditch	Pitch (stall or stand)

Henry Moore	Door

Henry Neville	Devil
What the Henry Neville is going on ?

Henry the Eighth	Eighth (of cannabis)
Sort me out an Enry

Herring Bone	Phone

Hey Diddle Diddle	Middle

Hickory Docks	Socks

Highland Fling	Ring

Hillman Hunters	Punters

Hit and Miss Alternatives	Kiss

Hobson's Choice	Voice

Holler Boys Holler	Collar

Hollie Reath	Teeth
He's lying throuh his 'ollie reath!

Holy Friar	Liar

Holy Ghost Alternatives	Toast

Holy Ghost Alternatives	Racing Post

Holy Ghost Alternatives	Toast
Ere missis, I'll have two poached Woodens and a slice of Holy with a nice mug of Rosie.

Holy Grail	Email
Send us a holy

Honey Bees	Keys
Where's the hell are me honeys?

Hopping Pot	Lot (serving or share)

Horse and Cart Alternatives	Fart

Horse and Cart Alternatives	Heart

Horse and Cart Alternatives	Fart
Ooof wot a horse mate

Horse and Trap	Crap
I am going to have a Horse and Trap

Horse's Hoof	Roof

Hot Cross Bun	Nun

Hot Potato	Waiter

Hounslow Heath	Teeth
Been down the fang-wrencher's to get me Hounslow Heath fixed.

House To Let	Bet

Housemaid's Knee	Sea

Housewives' Choice	Voice
I've had this cold three days, and now I've lost me Housewives' Choice

Hovis	Dead (from Brown Bread = Dead)
He's Hovis mate, Brown Bread

How's Your Father?	Lather

Huckleberry Finn	Pin
There are ten Huckleberry Finns per frame.

Hugo Boss	Doss
Lets Hugo Boss school.

Hurricane Lamp	Tramp
Yesterday I saw a Hurricane Lamp.

Hyper	Billie Piper
You're getting a bit Billie Piper

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