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Haddock & Bloater More about Haddock & Bloater Motor
Where's ya haddock parked son?

Haddock and Bloater More about Haddock and Bloater Motor

Hagen Daas More about Hagen Daas Arse

Hail and Rain More about Hail and Rain Train
When's the next Hail and Rain?

Hair Gel More about Hair Gel Bell

Hairy Chest More about Hairy Chest Very best
Cheers mate all the hairy chest

Hairy Knees More about Hairy Knees Please

Hairy Toes More about Hairy Toes Nose
Look at his huge Hairy Toes.

Hale and hearty More about Hale and hearty Party
Come to my hale and hearty

Hale and Pace More about Hale and Pace Face
What's wrong with your Hale and Pace?

Half A Gross More about Half A Gross Dose

Half An Oxford Scholar More about Half An Oxford Scholar Half a dollar

Half Inch More about Half Inch
Alternatives
Pinch (steal)
Someone's 'Alf Inched me wallet!

Half Inch More about Half Inch
Alternatives
Pinch (steal)
My motor's just been 'alf inched!

Ham and Cheesy More about Ham and Cheesy Easy

Ham and Egger More about Ham and Egger Beggar

Ham and Eggs More about Ham and Eggs Legs

Hammer and Tack More about Hammer and Tack Back

Hampden Roar More about Hampden Roar Score
You know the Hampden

Hampstead Heath More about Hampstead Heath Teeth
Got to go down the dentist to have me 'Ampsteads looked at

Hank Marvin More about Hank Marvin Starving

Hans Blix More about Hans Blix Fix
I'm in a bit of a Hans.

Hansel and Gretel More about Hansel and Gretel Kettle
Stick the Hansel on, love, I'm gasping.

Happy Feed More about Happy Feed Weed
'Ow much Happy 'ave you got?

Happy Hour More about Happy Hour Flour
Go dahn the Frog and Toad and buy me a bag of Happy Hour would'ya?

Harold Wilson's More about Harold Wilson's Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches)

Harpers and Queens More about Harpers and Queens Jeans

Harris Tweed More about Harris Tweed Weed
He's a bit of an 'Arris

Harry and Billy More about Harry and Billy Silly
Stupid

Harry Dash More about Harry Dash
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Flash
Don't get Harry Dash son!

Harry Dash More about Harry Dash
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Flash

Harry Flint More about Harry Flint Skint
I'm a bit 'Arry at the moment

Harry Hill More about Harry Hill Pill
Are you on the Harry Hill darling?

Harry Holt More about Harry Holt bolt/runawy
He's done the Harry Holt

Harry Lime More about Harry Lime Time

Harry Lin More about Harry Lin Chin

Harry Monk More about Harry Monk
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Spunk

Harry Monk More about Harry Monk
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Skunk
Do us a mother of Harry

Harry Monk More about Harry Monk
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Spunk

Harry Potter More about Harry Potter Snotter (nose)
That geezer's got an 'arry like concorde !

Harry Randall More about Harry Randall Candle

Harry Tate More about Harry Tate
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State

Harry Tate More about Harry Tate
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Sugar (Tate and Lyle)

Harry Worth More about Harry Worth Turf
It's not happening on my Harry!

Harvey Nichols More about Harvey Nichols Pickles

Hat and Scarf More about Hat and Scarf Laugh
You 'avin a Hat and Scarf mate or what.

Hatti Jaques More about Hatti Jaques Shakes

Hay Stack More about Hay Stack Back

Haywards Heath More about Haywards Heath Teeth

Heap of Coke More about Heap of Coke Bloke

Hearts of Oak More about Hearts of Oak Broke (financially bereft)

Heavenly Bliss More about Heavenly Bliss Kiss
Me and me Lemon Curd Heavenly Bliss all the time

Hedge and Ditch More about Hedge and Ditch Pitch (stall or stand)

Henry Moore More about Henry Moore Door

Henry Neville More about Henry Neville Devil
What the Henry Neville is going on ?

Henry the Eighth More about Henry the Eighth Eighth (of cannabis)
Sort me out an Enry

Herring Bone More about Herring Bone Phone

Hey Diddle Diddle More about Hey Diddle Diddle Middle

Hickory Docks More about Hickory Docks Socks

Highland Fling More about Highland Fling Ring

Hillman Hunters More about Hillman Hunters Punters

Hit and Miss More about Hit and Miss
Alternatives
Kiss

Hobson's Choice More about Hobson's Choice Voice

Holler Boys Holler More about Holler Boys Holler Collar

Hollie Reath More about Hollie Reath Teeth
He's lying throuh his 'ollie reath!

Holy Friar More about Holy Friar Liar

Holy Ghost More about Holy Ghost
Alternatives
Toast

Holy Ghost More about Holy Ghost
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Racing Post

Holy Ghost More about Holy Ghost
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Toast
Ere missis, I'll have two poached Woodens and a slice of Holy with a nice mug of Rosie.

Holy Grail More about Holy Grail Email
Send us a holy

Honey Bees More about Honey Bees Keys
Where's the hell are me honeys?

Hopping Pot More about Hopping Pot Lot (serving or share)

Horse and Cart More about Horse and Cart
Alternatives
Fart

Horse and Cart More about Horse and Cart
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Heart

Horse and Cart More about Horse and Cart
Alternatives
Fart
Ooof wot a horse mate

Horse and Trap More about Horse and Trap Crap
I am going to have a Horse and Trap

Horse's Hoof More about Horse's Hoof Roof

Hot Cross Bun More about Hot Cross Bun Nun

Hot Potato More about Hot Potato Waiter

Hounslow Heath More about Hounslow Heath Teeth
Been down the fang-wrencher's to get me Hounslow Heath fixed.

House To Let More about House To Let Bet

Housemaid's Knee More about Housemaid's Knee Sea

Housewives' Choice More about Housewives' Choice Voice
I've had this cold three days, and now I've lost me Housewives' Choice

Hovis More about Hovis Dead (from Brown Bread = Dead)
He's Hovis mate, Brown Bread

How's Your Father? More about How's Your Father? Lather

Huckleberry Finn More about Huckleberry Finn Pin
There are ten Huckleberry Finns per frame.

Hugo Boss More about Hugo Boss Doss
Lets Hugo Boss school.

Hurricane Lamp More about Hurricane Lamp Tramp
Yesterday I saw a Hurricane Lamp.

Hyper More about Hyper Billie Piper
You're getting a bit Billie Piper


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