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Calm down, don't get too Sheffield! Leave it out, mate. Bram Stoker. Go put your Barackas, eh? Cilla Black. Lovely jubbly! Bobble Hat and Scarf, ur having a laugh. Any Stewart of getting served? Blue Peter. Got into a right Barney last night. . Lovely jubbly! Alan Minter. Let me tell you a Morning Glory. Going for a Fred. Leave it out, mate. Tit For Tat. Me girlfriend's on the George Michael.

Me and me Lemon Curd Heavenly Bliss all the time. Fancy a bit of Acker in yer Kiki? He who dares, wins! Bonnie and Clyde. Ringo Starr. Is that bird still mandy dingle? You know it makes sense. Fur rugs. K Y Jelly. He who dares, wins! I'll sort out a few Patsy's mate. The Runner Bean Was On Telly. Apple Fritter. You know it makes sense. Fancy a bill roffie mate?

Mate, this journey's well Donkey Kong. Been down the fang-wrencher's to get me Hounslow Heath fixed. He who dares, wins! Liz Hurley. Camel's Hump. Get that freezer on the Arbeloa, we need to talk. You know it makes sense. Burton-On-Trent. Wind and Kite. He who dares, wins! Go dahn the Frog and Toad and buy me a bag of Happy Hour would'ya? I'm going to the Pedal & Crank.

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