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As the actress said to the bishop. Cushti. You 'aven't got a weavers! He clocked 'im one right in the George. Look at that Jack Joner. Bottle of Pop. Cheesey Quaver. Give us a puff of the ding dong. I ain't Germolene, but Bush gives me the ravin' 'ump. Nina Simone. You know it makes sense. String o' Beads. Lovely jubbly! Leave it out, mate. Betty Boo. How's my little Danny.

As the actress said to the bishop. Cushti. Fancy the Rubber? The guy on the floor was totally Donnie Darko'd. You're a bit James Dean in't ya? Fat Boy Slim. Riccardo Patrese. I've twisted me Schindlers. Yer Charm's gone flat, mate! Jack Dash. You know it makes sense. Postman Pat. Lovely jubbly! Leave it out, mate. Pen and Ink. You look bow and arra. He's a real cuppa geezer.

Cushti. George Michael. As the actress said to the bishop. He who dares, wins! I'll be making Basement Jaxx now. I'm so boracic I can't even pay me Burton. This time next week we'll be millionaires! Kisses and Hugs. Frank and Pat. Cushti. He who dares, wins! As the actress said to the bishop. Leave it out, mate. You know it makes sense. It's all gone Pete Tong! Kangaroo Pouch.

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