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London Transport is a Diet Coke! Cushti. You know it makes sense. Walter (Mitty). Who's that on the Dog and Bone then? I got a Dicky Bird in my degree. Hail and Rain. How are your Mandy Dingles? Frank and Pat. I wouldn't buy that car - it looks like a bit of a Naomi Cambell. Look at the mess of my Osama. As the actress said to the bishop.

I'm gonna get Benny'd up. Cushti. You know it makes sense. Princes Trust. I just nearly trod on that lemon curd. As any one seen my Bamboo's? Katie Price. Oi garcon, je require un C'est La Vie. Oil Rig. Me and me Lemon Curd Heavenly Bliss all the time. Poppin' out for a quick Georgio Armani. As the actress said to the bishop. You know it makes sense. Arthur Ash.

Simon Schamas. Air Gunner. I'll have a pint of Tex. As the actress said to the bishop. Lend us a Nicker mate. Fancy a few Jean Michells later. As the actress said to the bishop. Lend us a Nigel. Sandy Lyle. Got any martin??? Cushti. you're a right Angus MacGyver. You know it makes sense. Lovely jubbly! Lovely jubbly! Go down the frog and toad & get me a packet of small geezers.

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