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I'm lost in da zippy. Bird Bath. Come on love, it's only a Score! Arthur Conan Doyle. Got any Brian on ya. Prison Time. Where's the hell are me honeys? Diamond Rocks. Just going for sausage and mash. Dennis and Gnasher. I'm going to bed,I'm barb wired. Gregory Pecks. Bit parky outside - best put on me Titfer. Jockies' Whips. I'd like some Rocking Horse on my beef. Clark Gable.

I've just seen my Bucket on London Bridge. Plymouth Argylls. "That was a bit of a Jaffa..". Rocking Horse. I'm a bit sore today, I feel like I've been battered around the Jonathan King. Damian Duff. Gimme a ronald de boer. Zig and Zag. Jus goin for a Lauren Riddle. Barney Rubble. Have a look in the Lightning Ridge. Kornikova. I'm on the old Adrian Mole. Haddock & Bloater.

I've twisted me Schindlers. Uncle Ned. I'll 'ave a pint of Sean Ryder. Chicken Dipper. Do you know Phil, the fat Ice Cream? Alan Whicker. Pass the Calcutta over here would ya please? Brendan Grace. Lend me an Uncle Ben will you? Able and Willing. You're having a pint of Yuri Gellar and I'll have an Alistair . Sandy Lyle. Yeah, I'll ave a Lambourghini. Donnie Darko. Where's me Bruce Lee's?

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