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We've got to talk a La Mode round by the dustbins. Zig and Zag. Shut up or there would be an unscheduled meeting. Harris Tweed. My Dead Loss is threatening me with the Tin Tack. Jellied Eel. Pass us me posh and becks. Fish and Chips. I took me Bag for Life to the Dolly Mixtures. River Nile. Get us a beer out the Stamford. Nick Cotton. He's Hovis mate, Brown Bread.

My Dead Loss is threatening me with the Tin Tack. Bangers and Mash. Move those Fish and Chips darling. Morning Glory. T-rex me on my phone. Slander and Libel. Nice Rigobert she's wearing. Fakey Ned. Bleedin' 'eck, you're here a bit Liz Hurley aincha? Shakin Stevens. Fancy a gold watch, before you go? K Y Jelly. Gerrit down yer Gregory! Percy Thrower. I need a Jack Dash. Sandy Lyle.

Hit the Veronica, you slag ! Bethnal Greens. You ain't got a Danny La Rue mate. Hairy Toes. Pass the Lady, dear. As my old dad would say. Loop the Loop. I'm busting for a Four by Two. Bill Roffie. He's a bit of an Andy! Ann Boleyn. 'He's a bit Christian'. Franz Klammer. Put the fruit on the Aunt Mabel. A la Mode. Lot of Captains around this area.

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