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Yeah, I'll ave a Lambourghini. Stirling Moss. What are the Ken Dodds on that nag coming in? Pie and Mash. I've bin sat 'ere all on me Jack Jones. Hounslow Heath. Do the Jimmy Connors, mate. YoYo Ma. Got to go down the dentist to have me 'Ampsteads looked at. Ronan Keating. You bit Tom Thumb. Elvis. Oh fiddlesticks! I just ran over a dennis!! Intercity. Where's me grundies?

Any Stewart of getting served? Rock and Roll. You're a right Geoff Hoon you are. Lightning Ridge. No worries china give us buzz on the Sharon. Pick and Mix. Paid a right good Anakke Rice for this motor. Bristol and West. I've been drinkin' Cinderellas all night. Jack McGraw. You gotta turn that James Brown upside down! Sean Bean. You've got new Gregory Pecks! Tom Thumb. Pint of Uri please, got a right Geoff Hurst on.

Stay away she's got the Surries. Bobble Hat and Scarf. Playing pool. Kornikova. I'm goin gettig an Andy McNab home. Jack and Jill. Shut your Bib and Brace. Cock and Hen. Don't mind 'im, 'is watch is a bit slow. Kilroy Silk. Pass us me posh and becks. Calcutta. Ooh, that hill! I'm almost out of Life and Death. Mother Goose. Take a penn'orth, let me get on with me bloody job.

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