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Guvment rules:Wash your GERMAN BANDS and STAY IN YOUR DRUM.Only go out once a day for a BALL OF CHALK.Don't VINCENT VAN GOGH or BREAD AND CHEESE all over people, use a SNOTRAG.

Else you could end up TOM AND DICK.  

Date: 19-Apr-2020

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