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Cockney Rhyming Slang for Parts of the Body

The human body generates a lot of slang. Maybe it's because bits of it are always playing us up. Anyway, here's a quick run-down from top to bottom. See if you can work out what all these slang mean:

On yer Loaf of Bread you've got your Barnet Fair (or maybe a Syrup of Figs). On yer Boat Race you have yer Mince Pies, King Lears and I Suppose. In yer North and South you've got yer Hampstead Heath. Yer Loaf sits on yer Gregory Peck, which sits on yer Noddy Holders. If you're a woman you might have Bristol Cities (or Thrupenny Bits) on yer Bristol and West.

We've all got a pair of Chalk Farms poking out with a pair of German Bands at the end. In yer Derby Kelly lives yer Newington Butts. Don't eat too much in case yer Fish and Chips start expanding.

In the Screaming Lord Sutch area, the menfolk have a Hampton Wick, which is what he uses to have a Jimmy Riddle or a Gypsy's Kiss, under which his Orchestra Stalls (or Cobblers' Awls or Niagara Falls or Albert Halls) live. The ladies are blessed with a Morris Minor (or a Struggle and Grunt) instead. Male or female, we've all got a Bottle and Glass (also known as an Aris) at the back with which we can have a Tom Tit.

Yer Plates of Meat are at the end of yer Scotch Eggs, and yer Bromley by Bows at the end yer Scotches. And that just about sums up the Cockney parts of the Body!

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Shit Eartha Kitt

Shit Brad Pitt
Alternatives

Shit Brace and Bit

Shit
"Just nipping orf for a Tom Tit."
Tom Tit

Shit Two Bob Bit

Shite Barry White

Shite
"I'm going for a Jedi"
Jedi Knight

Shites
"I've got a touch of the Arabians."
Arabian Nights

Shitter
"Ooh me Gary Glitter givin' my the right gyp."
Gary Glitter
Alternatives
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Sick Moby Dick
Alternatives

Sick
"I ain't goin' into work today. I'm feelin' Tom and Dick."
Tom and Dick

Skin Thick and Thin

Slash
"Gotta take a Pie and Mash"
Pie and Mash
Alternatives
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Slash Leslie Ash

Slash (urinate)
"I'm busting for a Johnny Cash"
Johnny Cash
Alternatives

Spot Randolph Scott

Spunk
"I think I just swallowed some Pineapple Chunks"
Pineapple Chunk
Alternatives

Spunk Thelonious Monk
Thelonious Monk was an esteemed avant-garde jazz pianist.

Starving Hank Marvin

Tall
"That lad is a bit Bat and Ball"
Bat and ball


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