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Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester is Cockney slang for Child Molester.

"Keep away he's a Fester!"

Credit: contributed by Obi Wan on 13-Jan-2003.


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Classic 59 times. Modern 20 times. Mockney 28 times.

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