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Thomas Tank

Thomas Tank is Cockney slang for Wank (masturbate).

"I was having a Thomas when me Trouble and Strife walked in."

Credit: contributed by Matt on 1-Feb-2002.


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Classic 144 times. Modern 34 times. Mockney 56 times.

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