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Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is Cockney slang for Towel.

"I'm going down to the beach, lay on me old Simon and catch me some rays."

Credit: contributed by Buffalo Bill on 15-Dec-2009.


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Classic 14 times. Modern 16 times. Mockney 67 times.

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