Cockney Rhyming Slang London's Famous Secret Language Logo

English to Slang letter H




Hemorrhoids Emma Freuds

Hemorrhoids Clement Freuds

Hemp Martin Kemp
'Got any martin???'

Hide Duck and Dive
Alternatives

Hill Jack and Jill
Alternatives

Hill Rhubarb Pill

Hips Fish and Chips
'Move those Fish and Chips darling.'

Hole Drum Roll

Home Gates of Rome

Home Pope in Rome

Honours Jimmy Connors
'Do the Jimmy Connors, mate'

Hooker One Time Looker

Hooter (nose) Pea Shooter
'He got hit on the Pea Shooter!'

Horse Charing Cross

Horse Bottle of Sauce

Hot Alan Knott
'It ain't half Alan Knott in here.'

Hot Peas in the Pot
'Bit peasy in 'ere, innit?'

House Rat and Mouse

House Cat and Mouse

Hump Donald Trump
Alternatives
'Had a Donald Trump in the back of the car'


British Slang is here!

Looking for Cornish Slang, Welsh Slang, Liverpool Slang, London Slang, Manchester Slang, Street Slang, Txt Spk, Gay Slang and any other rude stuff that's spoken in Britain? We have a brand new site for you - British Slang!


Cockney Twitter

We tweet new slang every day!

  • Tweet VERA LYNN means CHIN #cockney #london #slang #cockneyrhymingslang https://t.co/Y9eMXvtdyV
  • Tweet BEGGAR MY NEIGHBOUR means ON THE LABOUR (LABOUR EXCHANGE) #cockney #london #slang https://t.co/9aW9eV7ZPG
  • Tweet LEMON SQUASH means WASH #cockney #london #slang #cockneyrhymingslang https://t.co/yLGKdFq7bl
  • Tweet NATIVE NEW YORKER means PORKER #cockney #london #slang #cockneyrhymingslang https://t.co/VrFhPZ3CYX
  • Tweet VAUXHALL NOVAS means JEHOVAS (WITNESSES) #cockney #london #slang #cockneyrhymingslang https://t.co/P5JTJEwcRM
  • Tweet JIMINEE CRICKET means TICKET #cockney #london #slang #cockneyrhymingslang https://t.co/2ybZ1j2svx

Follow us on Twitter