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Mammy's Smiles

Mammy's Smiles is Cockney slang for Piles (haemorrhoids).

"That vindaloo is playing hell with my Mammies."

Credit: contributed by Mark on 21-Dec-2009.


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Classic 2 times. Modern 5 times. Mockney 74 times.

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