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Malcolm in the Middle

Malcolm in the Middle is Cockney slang for Piddle (urinate).

"I'm going for a Malcolm, mate..."

Credit: contributed by William on 6-Sep-2009.


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Classic 8 times. Modern 12 times. Mockney 57 times.

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