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Farmer Giles

Farmer Giles is Cockney slang for Piles.

One of the most popular of the many many slang terms for the medical condition of haemorrhoids.

Credit: contributed by Danny on 21-Apr-2000.


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Classic 364 times. Modern 32 times. Mockney 42 times.

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