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Fakey Ned

Fakey Ned is Cockney slang for Bed.

"I'm off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned."

Credit: contributed by Geordie on 26-Jun-2003.


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Classic 61 times. Modern 23 times. Mockney 100 times.

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