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Cockney to English letter W

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Vomit	Wallace and Grommit

Shout (round)	Wally Grout

Trip (acid / ecstasy)	Walnut Whip

Kitty (in the pub)	Walter (Mitty)
Who's got the Walter?

Looney	Wayne Rooney
Don't go near that Geezer, he's a bit of a Wayne Rooney

Coat	Weasel and Stoat
Cor it's taters, I must get me weasel!

Prayer	Weaver's Chair
You 'aven't got a weavers!

Pillow	Weeping Willow

Lesbian	West End Thespian

Nerves	West Ham Reserves

Shabby	Westminster Abbey

Nightmare	Weston-Super-Mare
It was a right Weston-super-Mare I can tell you!

Child	Wet and Wild
She's popped a wet and wild.

Tramp	Wet 'n' Damp
He's a bit of a wet n' damp?

Styled	Wet 'n' Wild
I've had my hair wet 'n' wild

Skoda	Whiskey and Soda Alternatives

Voda (mobile phone)	Whiskey and Soda Alternatives

Suit	Whistle and Flute
Nice new whistle, mate!

Ice	White Mice

Plonker	Willy Wonka

Ticket	Wilson Picket
I've got the Wilsons for Saturday, mate. Meet me in the Earl of Wakefield around 12.

Web site	Wind and Kite
Check out my new wind and kite

Cider	Winona Ryder

Telly	Wobbly Jelly

News	Wooden Pews
Did you see the wooden pews last night?

Laugh	Wooly Hat and Scarf

Poofter	Wooly Woofter
Look at him he's a bit of a Wooly Woofter

Pub	Wormwood Scrubs
Comin down the Wormwood Scrubs?

Rummage	Worzel Gummidge
Have a Worzel in that box

Bum	Wrigley's Gum
She deserves a slap on the Wrigley's


Burp	Wyatt Earp
Gawd, Didn't I let this great big Wyatt out