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Cockney to English letter T

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8	T and H

Yikes	Takeo Spikes
"Takeo Spikes" - afraid, anxious, etc

Tanner (sixpence)	Tartan Banner

Style	Tate and Lyle

Cold	Taters in the Mould Alternatives

Cold	Taters in the Mould Alternatives

Paddy	Tea Caddy

Thief	Tea Leaf

Thieving	Tea Leafing

Yid (Jew)	Tea Pot Lid

Motor	Tea, Two, and a Bloater

Kid	Teapot Lid Alternatives

Quid	Teapot Lid Alternatives

Teeth (usually false teeth)	Ted Heaths
Do you like my new Ted Heaths?

Sock	Teddington Lock
I've lost one of my Teddingtons

Water	Ten Furlongs Mile and a Quarter

Dump	Ten Ounce Rump
I'm going for a 10er.

Ears	Ten Speed Gears

Jacket	Tennis Racquet

Tramp	Thirteen Amp

Cat	This and That

Medicine	Thomas Edison
Just been to the doctors to collect my thomas

Shilling	Thomas Tilling

Turd	Thora Hird
Oh! I'm dying for a Thora

Redundance	Ticket to the Dance
He's got a ticket to the dance

Clock	Tick-Tock

Drink	Tiddly Wink Alternatives

Socks	Tilbury Docks

Laugh	Tin Bath

Kids	Tin Lids


Sack	Tin Tack
Got the tin tack this morning.

Bank	Tin Tank

Pom (Englishman)	to and from

Alone	Toblerone Alternatives
I've been sitting here for hours on my Tobler.

On my own	Toblerone Alternatives

Rail	Toby Ale

Mug (fool)	Toby Jug Alternatives

Lug (ear)	Toby Jug Alternatives
I've put a splash of aftershave behind my Toby Jugs

Party	Todd Carty
We're 'avin a bit of a Todd Carty (Todd Carty plays Mark Fowler in Eastenders)

Alone	Todd Sloan

Bruise	Tom cruise Alternatives
Hell of a Tom Cruise you got there.

Lose	Tom Cruise Alternatives

Booze	Tom Cruise Alternatives
Got any tom cruise?

Booze	Tom Cruise Alternatives

Jewellery	Tom Foolery

Thanks	Tom Hanks Alternatives
Tom Hanks for that old son

Bones	Tom Jones

6	Tom Mix

Milk	Tom Silk

Rum	Tom Thumb Alternatives

Dumb	Tom Thumb Alternatives
You bit Tom Thumb

Bank	Tommy Tank Alternatives

Window	Tommy Trinder

Supper	Tommy Tucker Alternatives

100	Ton Alternatives

Philharmonic	Tonic

Ten	Tony Benn
Should we call it a Tony Benner

Chair	Tony Blair Alternatives
Sit On Your Tony

Hair	Tony Blair Alternatives

Battery	Tony Slattery


Peck (of food)	Tooting Bec
I'm feeling a bit Tooting Beckish

Chat	Top Hat

Bob (shilling)	Touch Me On the Knob

Liar	Town Crier

Wench	Tramp On A Bench

Nightmare	Trevor Sinclair

Text	T-rex
T-rex me on my phone

Phone	Trombone

Wife	Trouble and Strife

Clue	Tube of Glue
I ain't gotta Tube a Glue

Lark (fun)	Tufnell Park

Drink	Tumble Down the Sink

Bra	Tung Chee Hwa

Ground	Tuppence a pound
I found it on the Tuppence

Laugh	Turkish Bath

Love	Turtle Dove

Gloves	Turtle Doves

Beauty	Tutti Frutti

Gout (joint pains)	Twist and Shout Alternatives
He's suffering with the Twist and Shout

Girl	Twist and Twirl

State	Two and Eight
Clear up your room - it's a right two and eight!

Fix	Two and Six
I'm in a right Two and Six.

Draw (cannabis)	Two by Four
Where can I score some Two by Four?

88	Two Fat Ladies

22	Two Little Ducks

Dirty	Two-Thirty

Fighter	Typewriter