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| Saddam Hussein | Insane
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"You must be Saddam Hussein"
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| Saladore Dali | Charlie (Cocaine)
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| Salford Docks | Rocks | |
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| Salmon and Trout | Snout (cigarette)
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| Salmon and Trout | Snout (cigarette)
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"I'm having a salmon"
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| Salmon and Trout | Stout (beer) | |
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| Salmon and Trout | Gout
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"How's your salmon"
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| Salt Lake City | Titty (breast)
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"She has huge Salt Lake Cities"
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| Salvador Dali | Charlie (cocaine)
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| Samantha Mumba | Number | |
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| Sampa Brazilian | Civilian | |
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"Hey. No sweat, I`m only a Sampa, mate."
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| San Toy | Boy
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| Sandshoe | Thank-you | |
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| Sandy Lyle | Smile
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"Put a Sandy on your Boat"
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| Sandy Lyle | Style
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"I like your Sandy Lyle"
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| Sandy McNabs | Crabs
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"I've got the old Sandy McNabs"
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| Santa's Grotto | Blotto (drunk) | |
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| Sara cox | Socks
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"Ere fella, you seen me Sara's?"
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| Saucepan Handle | Candle
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| Saucepan Lid | Quid
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| Saucepan Lid | Kid
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| Sausage and Mash | Slash (urinate)
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"Just going for sausage and mash"
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| Sausage and Mash | Cash
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| Sausage and Mash | Crash
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| Sausage Roll | Dole (welfare)
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| Sausage Roll | Goal | |
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| Scapa Flow | Go | |
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"We better scapa!"
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| Schindlers List | Pissed (drunk)
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"Down the alehouse, getting Schindler's …"
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| Schindlers List | Wrist | |
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"I've twisted me Schindlers"
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| Scooby Doo | Clue
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"'aven't got the foggiest Scooby Doo matey"
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| Scooby Doo | Clue
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"You haven't got a Scooby Doo"
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| Scooby Doo's | Shoes
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"Just putting on me Scooby's."
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| Score | 20 | |
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| Scotch Eggs | Legs
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| Scotch Mist | Pissed (drunk)
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| Scotch Peg | Egg
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| Scotch Pegs | Legs
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| Scratch ' N ' Sniff | Spliff | |
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| Scratch Yer Head | Bed
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| Screaming Alice | Crystal Palace | |
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| Sean Ryder | Cider
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"I'll 'ave a pint of Sean Ryder"
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| Sebs | Toes (from Seb Coes) | |
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"Have it on your Sebs"
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| Second-hand Merc | Turk
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| Selina Scott | Spot
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"That's a nasty Selina you've got there"
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| Septic Tank | Yank
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| Septic Tank | Yank
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| Sexton Blake | Steak
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| Sexton Blake | Cake
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| Sexton Blake | Fake
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| Shabba Ranks | Thanks
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"shabba ranks for your help claire!"
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| Shake and Shiver | River | |
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| Shaken Not Stirred | Bird
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"Have a butchers at that shaken not stirred"
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| Shakin Stevens | Evens | |
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"What price was that horse?"
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| Sharone Stone | Phone
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"No worries china give us buzz on the Sharon."
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| Shawshank Redemption | Pension | |
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| Sheffield United | Excited | |
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"Calm down, don't get too Sheffield!"
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| Shepherd's Plaid | Bad
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| Sherbet Dab | Cab (taxi)
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| Sherbet Dip | Kip
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"I need some Sherbet Dip."
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| Shereen Nanjiani | Fanny
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| Sherman Tank | Wank (masturbate)
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| Sherman Tanks | Yanks
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| Shine A Light | Shite
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"Shine A Light, I've lost my keys."
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| Ship Full Sail | Pint of Ale | |
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"Let's have a Ship."
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| Ship's Anchor | Wanker
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| Shirley Bassey | Chassis | |
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| Shit | Brace and Bit | |
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| Shit in a Hurry | Curry
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"Let's go and have a shit in a hurry"
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| Shoe | Scooby Doo | |
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| Short And Stout | Kraut (German)
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| Shovel and Pick | Nick (prison) | |
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| Sieg Heils | Piles (hemorrhoids)
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| Sigourney Weaver | Beaver | |
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| Silvery Moon | Coon
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| Silvery spoon | Coon
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| Simon Schamas | Pyjamas
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"Me grandad's only gone down the quack's in his Simons"
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| Sinbad the Sailor | Tailor | |
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| Sir Arthur Bliss | Piss
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"I'm bursting for a Sir Arthur"
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| Sistine Chapel | Apple | |
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"That Sistine looks Obie Trice."
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| Six and Eight | State
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| Skein of Thread | Bed
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| Skin and Blister | Sister
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| Sky Diver | Fiver (five pounds) | |
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| Sky Rocket | Pocket
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| Slay 'em in the Aisles | Piles (hemorrhoids)
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| Slice Pan | Van | |
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| Slippery Slope | Dope
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"I'm gonna get on the Slippery Slope...."
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| Slits in A Dress | Mess
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| Small Geezers | Malteasers | |
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"Go down the frog and toad & get me a packet of small geezers."
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| Smash and Grab | Cab
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"I'm off down the pub, I'll get a smash home"
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| Smash and grab | Cab
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"Come out the station and waited for a smash"
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| Smoke Screen | Queen
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| Snake's Hiss | Piss
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"Just poppin' in for a quick snake's"
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| Snake's Hiss | Piss
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"I'm going for a Snake's"
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| Snow and Slush | Flush | |
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| Sock and Blister | Sister
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| Sol Campbell | Ramble | |
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"Just going for a bit of a Sol Campbell"
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| Sol campbell | Gamble
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"Coming for a Sol Campbell"
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| Son and Daughter'd | Slaughtered | |
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| Sooty And Sweep | Sleep
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"I could do with some Soot."
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| Sorry and Sad | Bad
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| Soup and Gravy | Navy
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| Sov | Pound (currency)
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| Space Hopper | Copper | |
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"There goes a Space Hopper."
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| Spanish Archer | Elbow | |
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| Spanish Waiter | See ya' later | |
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"Spanish Waiter darlin!"
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| Spark Plugs | Drugs
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| Speckled Hen | Ten (£10) | |
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"Lend us a Speckled son."
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| Spiders and Bugs | Thugs | |
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| Spit and a drag | Fag (cigarette)
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"I'm goin' aht fer a spit"
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| Sportsman's Bet | Internet | |
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"He spends a lot of time on the Sportsman's ."
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| Spotty Dog | Bog (toilet)
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"I just need to pop into the Spotty."
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| Sprarsy Anna | Tanner (sixpence)
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| Spuds | Cold (derived from Potatoes in the Mould) | |
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"It's spuds tonight!"
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| Squid | Quid (£1) | |
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"Have you got a Squid."
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| Sri Lanker | Wanker
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"He's a right Sri Lanker"
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| St. Louis Blues | Shoes
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"Check out me new St. Louis"
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| St. Martins-Le-Grand | Hand
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| Stamford Bridge | Fridge
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"Get us a beer out the Stamford."
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| Stammer and Stutter | Butter
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| Stand At Ease | Cheese
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| Stars & Garters | Tomatoes | |
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"Sling some Stars on that breakfast, mate."
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| Star's Nap | Tap (borrow)
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| Starsky and Hutch | Clutch
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| Steak and Kidney Pie | Fly | |
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| Steam Tug | Mug (fool)
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| Steely Dan | Tan
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| Steffi Graf | Laugh
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"He's 'aving a Steffi Graf, right?"
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| Steve Claridge | Garage | |
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| Steve McQueen's | Jeans
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| Stevey Bould | Cold
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| Stevie Nicks | Flicks | |
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"What's on a the Stevie this week?"
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| Stevie Wonder | Chunder (Be sick) | |
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"I can feel a Stevie coming on."
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| Stewart Granger | Danger | |
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"Any Stewart of getting served?"
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| Stewed Prune | Tune | |
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| Stick of Glue | Jew
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| Sticky Toffee | Coffee
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| Stinging Nettle | Kettle
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"Put the stinger on"
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| Stirling Moss | Toss
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"I don't give a stirling mate"
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| Stock Market Crash | Slash; to urinate | |
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"Excuse me while I nip off for a quick Stock Market"
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| Stoke On Trent | Bent (criminal) | |
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| Stoke On Trent | Bent (gay) | |
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| Stop Thief | Beef
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| Strange and Weird | Beard | |
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| Strawberry Rhone | Phone
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| Strawberry Split | Git (twit) | |
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| Strawberry Tart | Heart
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"My strawberry only beats for you, treacle"
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| String o' Beads | Leeds | |
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"Gonna watch String o' beads tonight"
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| Struggle and Grunt | Cunt
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| Struggle and Grunt | Cunt
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"You're old struggle and grunt intcha"
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| Sue Lawley | Poorly | |
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"I'm feeling a bit Sue Lawley"
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| Sugar Candy | Handy
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| Sunday Roast | Post
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| Sunny Dancer | Cancer | |
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"Wot's wrong with him? 'Es got sunny dancer innee?"
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| Supersonic | Gin and tonic
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| Supersonic | Tonic | |
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| Surrey Docks | Pox
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| Surries (Surrey Docks) | Pox
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"Stay away she's got the Surries"
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| Swanee River | Liver
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| Sweaty Sock | Jock (a Scottish person)
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| Sweaty Sock | Jock (a Scottish person)
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| Sweeney Todd | Flying Squad | |
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| Syrup of Figs | Wig
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"That's a definite syrup if ever I saw one!"
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