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Cockney to English letter R

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Talk	Rabbit and Pork
She would not stop rabbitting!

Clutch	Rabbit Hutch
I wouldn't buy that Jam Jar mate, the Rabbit's shot.

Munter	Rachel Hunter
She's a bit of a Rachel Hunter

Mental (crazy)	Radio Rental

Spot	Randolph Scott

Shave	Rant an Rave
When I wake up I have a Rant an Rave

Belch	Raquel Welch

Cripple	Raspberry Ripple Alternatives

Fart	Raspberry Tart Alternatives

Heart	Raspberry Tart Alternatives

House	Rat and Mouse

Dice	Rats and Mice

Come	Rattle and Hum

Beers	Ray Mears
I'm going down the pub for a few Ray Mears'

Blazer	Razor

Quid	Real Madrid

Umbrella	Red 'n' Yella

Boobies	Red Red Rubies
"Hey, Red , Reds!" - when you see a nice pair!

Nose	Red Rose

rotten	Reels of Cotton Alternatives
Hh my God that bird was propa Reels of Cotton

Rotten	Reels of Cotton Alternatives

Sarnie (Sandwich)	Reg Varney Alternatives
Oi, get us a Bacon Reg.

Stinker (bad game)	Regi Blinker

Gossip	Rex Mossop

Grumble	Rhubarb Crumble
You mustn't Rhubarb

Hill	Rhubarb Pill

Hazy	Riccardo Patrese
Last night is Riccardo Patrese

Moody	Richard and Judy Alternatives

Moody	Richard and Judy Alternatives
Your suit is well Richard and Judy

Curtains	Richard Burtons


Beer	Richard Gere
I'm just going out for a couple of Richards.

Bird	Richard the Third Alternatives

Turd	Richard the Third Alternatives

Fake	Ricki Lake

Face	Ricky Gervais
The geezer had claret all over his Ricky

Change	Rifle Range

Bread	Right Said Fred Alternatives
I'll have two slices of Right Said Fred.

Dead	Right Said Fred Alternatives
He's Right Said Fred.

Thong	Rigobert Song
Nice Rigobert she's wearing.

Bar	Ringo Starr
Lets go for a few Britneys in the Ringo.

Grand (as in One Thousand Pounds)	Rio Ferdinand
"That cost me a Rio"

Denial	River Nile
She's definitely in the River Nile

Booze	River Ouse

Fork	Roast Pork

4	Roath

Boy	Rob Roy

Good	Robin Hood

Fever	Robinson and Cleaver

Do so	Robinson Crusoe

Dole (welfare)	Rock and Roll
Lost me job, now I'm back on the rock'n'roll

Wages	Rock of Ages

Sauce	Rocking Horse Alternatives

Sauce	Rocking Horse Alternatives
I'd like some Rocking Horse on my beef

Telly	Roger Mellie

Door	Roger Moore
Shut that bleedin' Roger Moore

Carling	Roger Starling

Phat	Roland Rat
That is well Roland Rat

Poster	Roller Coaster Alternatives

Toaster	Roller Coaster Alternatives

Choice	Rolls-Royce
Its your Rolls


Sandals	Roman Candles
Why are you wearing those Romans?

door	Ronald de Boer Alternatives
Shut that Ronald de Boer

Score	Ronald de Boer Alternatives
Gimme a ronald de boer

Central Heating	Ronan Keating Alternatives
Oia love, can you flick the Ronan on? I'm freezing my Jacksons off here!

Meeting	Ronan Keating Alternatives
I was in this stupid Ronan Keating all afternoon

Marker (pen)	Ronnie Barker

Back	Roof Rack

Smile	Roof Tile
Put a Roof on yer Boat.

Modem	Roped an' Rode 'Em
Me Roped an Rode 'em crashed

Half (an ounce of drugs)	Rory McGrath Alternatives
Two Henrys make a Rory

Laugh	Rory McGrath Alternatives
Havin a Rory McGrath

Door	Rory O'Moore Alternatives
Close the bleedin' Rory!

Floor	Rory O'Moore Alternatives

Door	Rory O'More

Tea	Rosy Lee
Cup of rosy?

45	Rouf Cinque

Trousers	Round the Houses

Blood	Roy Hudd
That'll stop the Toy Hudd for a while

Spuds	Roy Hudd's

Gravy	Royal Navy
Pass us the Royal Navy

Sub (pay advance)	Rub A Dub

Pub	Rub-A-Dub
Fancy the rubber?

Sub	Rubber Dub

Cook	Rubber Duck Alternatives

Love	Rubber Glove

Bouncing Cheque (Bouncing Gregory Peck)	Rubber Gregory

Pube (pubic hair)	Rubic's Cube Alternatives

Tube	Rubic's Cube Alternatives
Shall we go on the rubic's?

Curry	Ruby Murray

Toddlers / children (Brats)	Rug Rats
Who's are those Rug Rats causing all the noise?


Joke	Rum and Coke

queen	Runner Bean
The Runner Bean Was On Telly

Dough (money)	Russell Crowe
I've got no Russell Crowe

Party	Russell Harty

Wee	Rusty Lee
I'm gawn for a Rusty Lee.

Jail	Rusty Nail

Gullet (throat)	Ruud Hullit
Went straight down my 'Ruud Hullit'