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| Maca | Crap (Macaroni = Pony, Pony = Pony and Trap, Pony and Trap = Crap) | |
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| Macaroni | Pony (£25) | |
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| Macaroni Cheese | Keys
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"Have you seen me Macaronis?"
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| Macca | Crap
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| Mae West | Best | |
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| Maggie's Den | Number Ten (Downing Street) | |
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| Magnus Pike | Dyke (lesbian)
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| Mahatma Ghandi | Brandy
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"Mahatma and coke please"
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| Mahatma Ghandi | Shandy | |
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"I'll have a pint of Mahatma, mate"
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| Mailed and Sent | Bent (homosexual) | |
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| Major Loda | Soda | |
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| Major Stevens | Evens (betting)
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| Malcolm in the Middle | Piddle (urinate)
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"I'm going for a Malcolm, mate..."
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| Malcolm X | Text (message) | |
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"Send us a Malcolm when you get there"
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| Malky Fraser | Razor | |
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"You're gettin a malky"
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| Mammy's Smiles | Piles (haemorrhoids)
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"That vindaloo is playing hell with my Mammies."
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| Man From Cairo | Giro ( dole) | |
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"Poppin' down the post office for my Man From Cairo."
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| Mandy Dingle | Single | |
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"Is that bird still mandy dingle?"
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| Mandy Dingles | Shingles | |
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"How are your Mandy Dingles?"
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| Manfred Mann | Plan
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| Manhole Cover | Brother
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| Mariah Carey | Scary | |
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| Marie Correlli | Telly
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| Marilyn Manson | Hansome | |
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"Your looking Marilyn Manson today"
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| Mark Ramprakash | Slash (urinate)
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| Market Stalls | Balls
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"I got itchy Markets"
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| Marquis de Sade | Hard (Erection) | |
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"Look at the Marquis on that Geezer!"
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| Mars and Venus | Penis | |
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| Mars Bar | Scar | |
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| Marti Pellow | Yellow | |
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"(In snooker) He's goin' for the Marti!"
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| Martial Arts | Darts | |
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| Martin Kemp | Hemp | |
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"Got any martin???"
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| Martini | Lambourghini | |
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"Yeah, I'll ave a Lambourghini"
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| Mary Rose | Nose
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"Keep yer Mary outa me business mate"
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| Master Mcgrath | Bra
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| Matt Le Tiss | Piss
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"I'm dying for a matt le tiss"
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| Matthew Kelly | Telly
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"what's on the Matthew Kelly tonight mate?"
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| Matthew Kelly | Belly
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""I've got a bit of Shania in me Matthew Kelly""
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| Maurice Gibb | Fib | |
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"Oi, you tellin' a Maurice?"
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| McIntyre | Fire
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"Somebody shouted McIntyre! (from the song, When the Old Dun Cow caught fire)."
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| Me and You | Menu | |
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| Me Mum's Tampax | Anthrax | |
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"Watch out for Me Mum's Tampax."
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| mechanical digger | Nigger
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| Melvyn Bragg | Shag
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| Merchant Banker | Wanker
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| Merchant Navy | Gravy
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"Pass the Merchant."
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| Merlyn Rees | Piece (lunch) | |
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| Merryheart | Tart
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| Meryl streep | Cheap | |
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"That car is well Meryl Streep"
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| Metal Mickey | Sickie | |
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"'Es pulled a Metal Mickey today"
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| Metric Miles | Piles (hemorrhoids)
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| Mexican Wave | Shave
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"I am away to have a shower and a Mexican"
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| Michael Caine | Pain
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| Michael Miles | Piles (hemorrhoids)
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| Michael Schumachers | Knackers (testicles)
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"Interestingly, Schumacher is German for Cobbler too!"
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| Michael Winner | Dinner
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| Mick Jagger | Pint of lager | |
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"Purported to be Scottish rhyming slang? Hmm ..."
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| Mickey Duff | Puff (marijuana) | |
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| Mickey Monk | Drunk
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"Jesus, I'm Mickey Monk!"
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| Mickey Most | Toast
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| Mickey Mouse | House
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| Mickey Rourke | Pork
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| Micky Mouse | Scouse(originating from Liverpool) | |
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"He's a Micky Mouser."
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| Midland Bank | Wank (masturbate)
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| Mikkel Becks | Specs (spectacles)
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| Milky Way | Gay
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"He' s a little Milky"
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| Millwal In Riot | Pirate | |
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"These DVD's are all Millwall In Riot"
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| Milton Keynes | Jeans
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| Mince Pies | Eyes | |
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| Minnie Driver | Fiver
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"He owes me a Minnie."
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| Missing Link | Chink (chinese person)
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"That geezer is a Missing Link."
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| Moby Dick | Sick
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| Molly Malone | Phone
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| Molly O'Morgan | Organ | |
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| Molten Toffee | Coffee
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"Fancy a nice cuppa Molten."
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| Money Pits | Tits (stripper's breasts) | |
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| Monkey | £500 | |
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"Could you lend me a Monkey?"
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| Monkey Wrench | Wench
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| Monkey's Tails | Nails | |
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| Monty's Army | Barmy
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"I'm Monty's Army over that Twist and Twirl."
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| Mop and Broom | Fruit of the Loom | |
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"Get yer mops on"
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| Morecombe & Wise | Flies | |
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| Morgan | Shitter (from Morgan Stanley Dean Whitter) | |
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"Just nipping to the Morgan for an Eartha"
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| Moriarty | Party
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| Mork and Mindy | Windy
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"It's mork & mindy"
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| Mork and Mindy | Windy
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| Morning Glory | Story
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"Let me tell you a Morning Glory."
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| Morris Minor | Vagina
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"You should see the state of 'er Morris!"
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| Mother Goose | Loose | |
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"This wheel's a bit Mother Goose"
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| Mother Hubbard | Cupboard
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| Mother of Pearl | Girl
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| Mother's Ruin | Gin
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| Mountain Bike | Dyke
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"These two look like a couple of mountain bikes"
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| Mountain Ridge | Fridge
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"Get us a Richard Gere out of the mountain ridge"
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| Mozambique | Keek | |
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| Mrs Chant | Aunt | |
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| Mrs Duckett | Bucket | |
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| Muff Diver | Fiver
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| Mum and Dad | Mad | |
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| Murray-Mint | Skint (broke)
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| Mushy Peas | Keys
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"Ohl Barry White,I've forgotten me Mushy Peas."
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| Muswell Hill | Bill | |
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"Can I get the Muswell mate."
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| Mutt and Jeff | Deaf | |
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| Mutter and Stutter | Butter
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| Mutton | Deaf (see Mutt and Jeff) | |
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| Myleene Klass | Ass
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"What a Myleene!"
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| Mystic Megs | Legs
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"Have you seen the Mystics on that?"
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| Mystic Megs | Legs
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