Clonakilty!

Cockney to English letter M

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Pony (£25)	Macaroni

Keys	Macaroni Cheese
Have you seen me Macaronis?

Best	Mae West

Number Ten (Downing Street)	Maggie's Den

Soda	Major Loda

Evens (betting)	Major Stevens

Piddle (urinate)	Malcolm in the Middle
I'm going for a Malcolm, mate...

Text (message)	Malcolm X
Send us a Malcolm when you get there

Razor	Malky Fraser
You're gettin a malky

Giro ( dole)	Man From Cairo
Poppin' down the post office for my Man From Cairo.

Single	Mandy Dingle
Is that bird still mandy dingle?

Shingles	Mandy Dingles
How are your Mandy Dingles?

Plan	Manfred Mann

Brother	Manhole Cover

Scary	Mariah Carey

Telly	Marie Correlli

Hansome	Marilyn Manson
Your looking Marilyn Manson today

Slash (urinate)	Mark Ramprakash

Scar	Mars Bar

Yellow	Marti Pellow
(In snooker) He's goin' for the Marti!

Darts	Martial Arts

Hemp	Martin Kemp
Got any martin???

Lambourghini	Martini
Yeah, I'll ave a Lambourghini

Nose	Mary Rose
Keep yer Mary outa me business mate

Bra	Master Mcgrath

Belly	Matthew Kelly Alternatives
"I've got a bit of Shania in me Matthew Kelly"

Telly	Matthew Kelly Alternatives
what's on the Matthew Kelly tonight mate?

Fib	Maurice Gibb
Oi, you tellin' a Maurice?

Fire	McIntyre
Somebody shouted McIntyre! (from the song, When the Old Dun Cow caught fire).

Menu	Me and You


Anthrax	Me Mum's Tampax
Watch out for Me Mum's Tampax.

Shag	Melvyn Bragg

Gravy	Merchant Navy
Pass the Merchant.

Piece (lunch)	Merlyn Rees

Cheap	Meryl streep
That car is well Meryl Streep

Shave	Mexican Wave
I am away to have a shower and a Mexican

Pain	Michael Caine

Knackers (testicles)	Michael Schumachers
Interestingly, Schumacher is German for Cobbler too!

Dinner	Michael Winner

Specs (spectacles)	Mikkel Becks

Pirate	Millwal In Riot
These DVD's are all Millwall In Riot

Jeans	Milton Keynes

Eyes	Mince Pies

Fiver	Minnie Driver
He owes me a Minnie.

Phone	Molly Malone

Organ	Molly O'Morgan

Coffee	Molten Toffee
Fancy a nice cuppa Molten.

£500	Monkey
Could you lend me a Monkey?

Wench	Monkey Wrench

Nails	Monkey's Tails

Barmy	Monty's Army
I'm Monty's Army over that Twist and Twirl.

Fruit of the Loom	Mop and Broom
Get yer mops on

Flies	Morecombe & Wise

Party	Moriarty

Windy	Mork and Mindy Alternatives
It's mork & mindy

Windy	Mork and Mindy Alternatives

Story	Morning Glory
Let me tell you a Morning Glory.

Loose	Mother Goose
This wheel's a bit Mother Goose

Cupboard	Mother Hubbard

Girl	Mother of Pearl


Gin	Mother's Ruin

Fridge	Mountain Ridge
Get us a Richard Gere out of the mountain ridge

Keek	Mozambique

Aunt	Mrs Chant

Bucket	Mrs Duckett

Mad	Mum and Dad

Skint (broke)	Murray-Mint

Keys	Mushy Peas
Ohl Barry White,I've forgotten me Mushy Peas.

Bill	Muswell Hill
Can I get the Muswell mate.

Deaf	Mutt and Jeff

Deaf (see Mutt and Jeff)	Mutton

Legs	Mystic Megs Alternatives

Legs	Mystic Megs Alternatives
Have you seen the Mystics on that?