Abergavenny!

Cockney to English letter L

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Cigar	La-Di-Da

Car	La-Di-Dah

Pistol	Lady From Bristol

Fiver (£5)	Lady Godiva

Milk	Lady in silk
Pass the Lady, dear. As my old dad would say.

Pistol	Lady of Bristol

Spine	Lager and Lime Alternatives

Time	Lager and Lime Alternatives
Let me know what lager and lime you finish

Cigar	Lah-di-dah Alternatives
Two pints of bitter and a Lahdi please.

Star	Lah-Di-Dah Alternatives

Tottie	Lanzarote
Some Lanzanrote around here!

Cigar	Lar-Dee-Dar

Skint (broke)	Larry Flint
I'm Larry Flint

Bath	Laugh

Smoke	Laugh and a Joke
Just goin out for a laugh mate...

Piddle (urinate)	Lauren Riddle
Jus goin for a Lauren Riddle

Blower (phone)	Lawn mower

Pen	Layin Hen

Starving	Lee Marvin

Church	Left in the Lurch

Cab (taxi)	Left Jab

Gramme	Leg of Lamb
Can I have a leg of that mate?

11	Legs

Slash (urinate)	Lemon and Dash

Crime	Lemon and Lime

Charlie ( Coke )	Lemon Barley
I'm clukin for a line of the ol' Lemon.

Word	Lemon Curd Alternatives
'ave a Lemon Curd with yourself

Turd	Lemon Curd Alternatives
I just nearly trod on that lemon curd

Crime	Lemon Lime

Wash	Lemon Squash
Gotta ave a quick lemon


Easy	Lemon Squeesy

Geezer	Lemon Squeezer

Ticket	Lemony Snicket
Get some Lemonys for the footy

All dayer (all day drinking session)	Leo Sayer

Tennis	Les Dennis
When's the Les Dennis on?

Trousers	Lesley Crowthers

Bigot	Lester Piggot

Park	Light and Dark

Fridge	Lightning Ridge
Have a look in the Lightning Ridge.

Fish	Lilian Gish

Dinner	Lilley and Skinner Alternatives

Beginner	Lilley and Skinner Alternatives

Drink	Lily the Pink
Your Lily mate !

Paper (newspaper)	Linen Draper

Nightmare	Lionel Blair

Flares (wide bottom trousers)	Lionel Blaire Alternatives

Nightmare	Lionel Blaire Alternatives

Chair	Lion's Lair

Starbucks	Lisa Tarbucks
Let's head for Lisa Tarbucks!

Doesn't like Americans (from antiseptic -> anti-Septic Tank)	Listerine
Can't stand George Bush and I'm a Listerine too

Marge	Little and Large

Corner	Little Jack Horner
Just around the Little Jack Horner!

Telly	Liza Minnelli
What's on the Liza

Head	Loaf of Bread
Use yer loaf!

Shop	Lollipop

100	Long Un

Fingers	Longers and Lingers

Soup	Loop the Loop Alternatives

Soup	Loop the Loop Alternatives
Think I'll have the loop for starters

Shovel	Lord Lovell


Swear	Lord Mayor Alternatives

Swear	Lord Mayor Alternatives

Tanner (sixpence)	Lord of the Manor

Ears	Lords and Peers

Teenth (sixteenth of an ounce)	Louis
I can only run to a Louis so shall we get an 'Enry between us?

Tenner (10 pound note)	Louise Wener

Rose and crown (pub)	Lousy Brown

Mrs	Love and Kisses Alternatives

Missus (Mrs)	Love and Kisses Alternatives

Kip (sleep)	Lucky Dip
Going home for a Lucky.

Pocket	Lucy Locket

Head	Lump of Lead
Use yer lump!