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Cockney to English letter K

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Telly	K Y Jelly
Fred's on the KY Jelly

Couch	Kangaroo Pouch
Help me move my kangaroo.

Car	Kareem Abdul Jabbar

Catch ya later	Kat Slater Alternatives

Later	Kat Slater Alternatives
You comin' down the the rub-a-dub, Kat Slater?

Laters (see you later)	Kat Slaters

Steak	Kate

Steak and Kidney	Kate and Sydney

Army	Kate Carney

Toss	Kate Moss Alternatives

Couldn't give a Kate Moss mate	Kate Moss Alternatives

Lost	Kate Mossed

Work	Kathy Burke
Gotta do some Kathy Burke

Nice	Katie Price
She's looking a bit Katie Price.

Gobble	Keegan Wobble

Preggers/pregnant	Keith Cheggars
Is she Keith Cheggars or just a bit on the old fat side?

Preggers (pregnant)	Keith Cheggers
Are you Keith Cheggers?

Stella (beer)	Keith Dellar
I'll have a pint of Keith

Wazz	Keith Vaz
I'm busting for a Keith

Starbie's (Starbucks)	Ken and Barbies

Odds (betting)	Ken Dodds
What are the Ken Dodds on that nag coming in?

Pee	Ken Smee

Road	Kermit

Bog	Kermit the Frog Alternatives
In the kermit, on the dog.

Knackered (tired)	Kerry Packer

Watch	Kettle

Watch	Kettle and Hob

Window	Kevin and Linda
He's put a brick through the Kevin.

Lunch	Kidney Punch

Tea	Kiki Dee
Fancy a bit of Acker in yer Kiki?


Penny	Kilkenny

Milk	Kilroy Silk
Gotta av a drop'a Kilroy on me Cornflakes

Breath	King Death

Ear	King Lear Alternatives

Bum	Kingdom Come

Evens (betting)	Kirk Stevens
I'm Kirk mate.

Drugs	Kisses and Hugs
I'm going to score some kisses and hugs

Clink (jail)	Kitchen Sink Alternatives

Drink	Kitchen Sink Alternatives
Let's go to the rubber for a kitchen sink.

Cider	Knight Rider
Grab a bottle of Knight Rider too.

Keys	Knobbly Knees

The once over (eye someone up)	Kornikova
Give someone the Kornikova.

Jumper	Kuala Lumpar

Harsh	Kym Marsh
That's a bit Kym Marsh