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| J Arthur Rank | Wank (masturbate)
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| J. Arthur Rank | Bank
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"Gawn down the J.Arthur to get a Monkey."
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| J.R Ewing | Viewing | |
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"I've got a J.R Ewing on the house later"
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| Jabba the Hutt | Shut | |
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| Jack An' Dandy | Handy
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| Jack and Jill | Hill
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| Jack and Jill | Till (cash register) | |
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| Jack and Jill | Bill (statement)
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| Jack and Jill | Pill
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"Me girlfriend's on the Jack and Jill at last"
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| Jack Dash | To urinate (slash) | |
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"I need a Jack Dash."
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| Jack Dash | Urinate | |
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"Just off for a Jack"
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| Jack Dee | Cup o' Tea | |
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"Jack Dee - 1 sugar, cheers, mate!"
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| Jack Joner | Loner | |
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"Look at that Jack Joner."
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| Jack Jones | Alone
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"I've bin sat 'ere all on me Jack Jones"
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| Jack Jones | Own (alone) | |
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| Jack McGraw | Draw (cannabis)
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"Do you were I can get some Jack McGraw"
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| Jack Palance | Dance | |
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| Jack Straw | Draw (cannabis)
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| Jack Tar | Bar (pub)
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| Jack the Dandy | Brandy
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| Jack the Ripper | Kipper | |
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| Jack the Ripper | Stripper
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| Jack The Rippers | Slippers
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"Oi! Mutt fetch my Jack the Rippers."
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| Jackanory | Story
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| Jackdaw | Jaw | |
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| Jackie Chan | Can (of beer) | |
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"You want to come around to my gaf for a few Jackies tonight?"
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| Jackie Chan | Plan
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"I've a Jackie"
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| Jackie Danny | Fanny
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"The furry Jackie Danny"
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| Jackie Flint | Skint
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"Would join you, but I'm Jackie Flint"
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| Jacks | Jackson Five (five pounds) | |
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"Lend us a jacks"
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| Jack's Alive | 5
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| Jack's Alive | Five | |
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| Jackson Pollocks | Bollocks
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| Jacobs Crackers | Knackers (testicles)
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"If you stop me again I'll cut your Jacobs off (from the film "Snatch)"
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| Jacob's Crackers | Knackers (testicles)
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| Jaffa Cake | Mistake | |
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""That was a bit of a Jaffa...""
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| Jah Rule | School | |
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"I'm quittin Jah cos it's a James Hunt"
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| Jakki Brambles | Shambles | |
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| Jam Butty | Nutty
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"That bird's Jam"
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| Jam Jar | Car
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| Jam Roll | Arsehole
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| Jam Roll | Pole (as in Polish citizen). Used (allegedly) during WW2. | |
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"He's a Jam Role!"
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| jam roll | Dole
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"He's on the Jam Roll"
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| Jam Roll | Dole (welfare)
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"I'm on the jam roll"
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| Jam Tart | Fart
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"Cor that Jam stinks."
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| Jam Tart | Heart
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| James Blunt | Cunt
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"He's a total James Blunt!"
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| James Brown | Frown
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"You gotta turn that James Brown upside down!"
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| James Dean | Keen | |
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"You're a bit James Dean in't ya?"
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| James Hunt | Cunt
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"Don't be a James Hunt"
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| Jan Leeming | Steaming (drunk) | |
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"Let's get Jan Leeming!"
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| Jane Fonda | Wander | |
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"Off for a Jane Fonda on the dancefloor"
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| Jay Kay | Take Away | |
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"Fancy a jay-kay after this?"
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| Jay-Z | Cup of tea | |
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"Make me a Jay-Z"
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| Jazz Band | Hand
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| Jean Michell | Jar (drink) | |
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"Fancy a few Jean Michells later"
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| Jedi Knight | Shite
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"I'm going for a Jedi"
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| Jeff Beck | Neck
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| Jeffrey Dahmer | Charmer
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"He's quite a Jeffrey, your boyfriend"
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| Jekyll and Hyde | Snide (fake)
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"Bought a Jekyll watch down the market"
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| Jekyll and Hydes | Strides (trousers) | |
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| Jellied Eel | Squeal | |
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"Darren you fookin' Jelly"
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| Jellied Eel | Deal | |
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"I'll give ya a great jelly on it"
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| Jellied Eel | Feel
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| Jelly Bone | Phone
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"Aw me Jelly's vibrating"
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| Jelly Roll Blues | News
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| Jelly Tot | Spot
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"Thats a wicked jelly tot on your boat"
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| Jenny Lee | Flea | |
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| Jenny Powell | Towel
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| Jenson Button | Mutton (as in mutton dressed up as lamb) | |
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"Ah, mate, she's Jenson!"
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| Jeremiah | Fire
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| Jeremy Beadle | Needle | |
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"He's got the right Jeremy."
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| Jeremy Kyles | Piles
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"I've got the Jeremy Kyles."
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| Jerry Cottle | Bottle
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| Jerry O'Gorman | Mormon | |
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| Jerry Springer | Minger
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"She's a Jerry Springer Mate"
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| Jet Fighter | All nighter | |
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"We're going on a Jet Fighter"
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| Jet Lag | Fag (cigarette)
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| Jethro (Tull) | Skull | |
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"I bust an Aristostle over his Jethro"
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| Jim Bob Babs | Crabs
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"Bleeding Nora, I just caught a case of Jim Bobs!"
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| Jim Fenner | Tenner | |
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"Where's that Jim you owe me?"
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| Jim Skinner | Dinner
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| Jimi Hendrix | Appendix | |
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"I just 'ad mi Jimmi Hendrix taken out"
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| Jiminee Cricket | Ticket
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"I've just bought a pair of Jiminees."
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| Jimmie White | Shite
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"I'm dying for a Jimmie White"
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| Jimmy Choo's | Shoes
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| Jimmy Cliff | Smell (whiff) | |
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"Cor, it don't half Jimmy round here."
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| Jimmy Connors | Honours | |
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"Do the Jimmy Connors, mate"
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| Jimmy Giraffe | Laugh
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"Your 'avin a Jimmy"
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| Jimmy Greaves | Thieves | |
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| Jimmy Hill | Pill
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| Jimmy Hill | Bill (statement)
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| Jimmy Nail | Hell
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| Jimmy Nail | Email
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| Jimmy Nail | Jail
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| Jimmy O'Goblin | Sovereign | |
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| Jimmy Riddle | Piddle (urinate)
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| Jimmy Riddle | Piddle (urinate)
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| Jimmy Shand | Hand
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| Jo Blunt | Cunt
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| Joanna | Pianner (piano) | |
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| Jockey's Whip | Kip
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| Jockey's Whips | Chips
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| Jockies' Whips | Chips
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"Let's get a bag of jockies"
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| Jodie Marsh | Harsh
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"Thats a bit jodie marsh mate!"
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| Jodrell Bank | Wank (masturbate)
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| Joe Baxi | Taxi | |
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| Joe Blake | Steak
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| Joe Blake | Snake | |
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| Joe Blake | Cake
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"Want some Joe Blake mate?"
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| Joe Daki | Paki | |
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| Joe Hook | Book
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| Joe Hoppers | Coppers (police) | |
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"The Joe Hoppers did a dawn raid."
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| Joe Rook | Crook
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| Joey Ramone | Phone
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| Johhny Cash | Slash (urinate)
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"I'm busting for a Johnny Cash"
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| Johhny Cash | Hash -(Cannabis) | |
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"Dont Humphrey the Johhny you muddy boy"
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| Johhny Vaughan | Porn
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| John Cleese | Cheese
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| John Deut | Beaut (beauty) | |
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"Wot a John Duet"
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| John Hop | Cop (policeman) | |
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| John Major | Wager
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| John Major | Pager | |
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| John Major | Wager
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"Care to put a little john major on that?"
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| John McCane | Insane
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"That bloke's gone John McCane"
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| John Skinner | Dinner
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| John Wayne | Train
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| John West | Very best | |
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"I only give the John West mate."
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| Johnnie Rutter | Butter
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| Johnny Cash | Slash (urinate)
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| Johnny Horner | Corner
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| Jonathan King | Ring
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"I'm a bit sore today, I feel like I've been battered around the Jonathan King."
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| Jonathan Ross | Toss
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"Couldn't give a Jonathon Ross mate"
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| Jonathan Ross'd | Lost
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"I'm totally Jonathan Ross'd here"
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| Jude Law | Score
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"What's the Jude Law ?"
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| Judith Chalmers | Piles (hemorrhoids)
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"Blimey, I've got a nasty case of the Judiths"
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| Judy Dench | Bench | |
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"Emile Hesky should stay on the Judy"
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| Judy Dench | Wrench | |
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"Oi, hand me that Judy."
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| Judy Dench | Stench
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"Don't go in that toilet there's a right Judy in there"
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| Julian Clairy | Fairy | |
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| Julian Ray | Homosexual
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"Is it just me or is that bloke Julian Ray?"
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| Julius Caesar | Geezer
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| Jumbo Jet | Bet
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| Jumpin' Jack Flash | Cash
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"I've got plenty of Jumpin' Jack Flash in me Sky Rocket."
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| Jumping Jack | Back
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| Jungle Jim | Tim (Person of a Roman Catholic Persuasion) | |
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"He's a dirty jungle jim"
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| Jurassic Park | Dark
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