Slang to English letter J

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Slang	English	Rate
J Arthur Rank	Wank (masturbate) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

J. Arthur Rank	Bank Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Gawn down the J.Arthur to get a Monkey."

J.R Ewing	Viewing	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I've got a J.R Ewing on the house later"

Jabba the Hutt	Shut	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack An' Dandy	Handy Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack and Jill	Hill Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack and Jill	Bill (statement) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack and Jill	Till (cash register)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack and Jill	Pill Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Me girlfriend's on the Jack and Jill at last"

Jack Dash	To urinate (slash)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I need a Jack Dash."

Jack Dash	Urinate	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Just off for a Jack"

Jack Dee	Cup o' Tea	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Jack Dee - 1 sugar, cheers, mate!"

Jack Joner	Loner	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Look at that Jack Joner."

Jack Jones	Own (alone)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack Jones	Alone Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I've bin sat 'ere all on me Jack Jones"

Jack McGraw	Draw (cannabis) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Do you were I can get some Jack McGraw"

Jack Palance	Dance	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack Straw	Draw (cannabis) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack Tar	Bar (pub) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack the Dandy	Brandy Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack the Ripper	Kipper	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack the Ripper	Stripper	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack The Rippers	Slippers Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Oi! Mutt fetch my Jack the Rippers."

Jackanory	Story Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jackdaw	Jaw	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jackie Chan	Plan Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I've a Jackie"

Jackie Danny	Fanny Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"The furry Jackie Danny"

Jackie Flint	Skint Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Would join you, but I'm Jackie Flint"

Jacks	Jackson Five (five pounds)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Lend us a jacks"

Jack's Alive	Five	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jack's Alive	5 Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jackson Pollocks	Bollocks Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jacobs Crackers	Knackers (testicles) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"If you stop me again I'll cut your Jacobs off (from the film "Snatch)"

Jacob's Crackers	Knackers (testicles) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jaffa Cake	Mistake	Classic Modern Rubbish
""That was a bit of a Jaffa...""

Jah Rule	School	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm quittin Jah cos it's a James Hunt"

Jakki Brambles	Shambles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jam Butty	Nutty Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"That bird's Jam"

Jam Jar	Car Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jam Roll	Arsehole Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jam Roll	Dole (welfare) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm on the jam roll"

Jam Roll	Pole (as in Polish citizen). Used (allegedly) during WW2.	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's a Jam Role!"

Jam Tart	Fart Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Cor that Jam stinks."

Jam Tart	Heart Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

James Blunt	Cunt Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's a total James Blunt!"

James Brown	Frown Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"You gotta turn that James Brown upside down!"

James Dean	Keen	Classic Modern Rubbish
"You're a bit James Dean in't ya?"

James Hunt	Cunt Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Don't be a James Hunt"

Jan Leeming	Steaming (drunk)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Let's get Jan Leeming!"

Jane Fonda	Wander	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Off for a Jane Fonda on the dancefloor"

Jay Kay	Take Away	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Fancy a jay-kay after this?"

Jay-Z	Cup of tea	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Make me a Jay-Z"

Jazz Band	Hand Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jean Michell	Jar (drink)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Fancy a few Jean Michells later"

Jeff Beck	Neck Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jeffrey Dahmer	Charmer	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's quite a Jeffrey, your boyfriend"

Jekyll and Hyde	Snide (fake) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Bought a Jekyll watch down the market"

Jekyll and Hydes	Strides (trousers)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jellied Eel	Feel Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jellied Eel	Deal	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'll give ya a great jelly on it"

Jelly Bone	Phone Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Aw me Jelly's vibrating"

Jelly Roll Blues	News Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jelly Tot	Spot Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Thats a wicked jelly tot on your boat"

Jenny Lee	Flea	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jenny Powell	Towel	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jeremiah	Fire Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jeremy Beadle	Needle	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's got the right Jeremy."

Jerry Cottle	Bottle Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jerry O'Gorman	Mormon	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jerry Springer	Minger Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"She's a Jerry Springer Mate"

Jet Fighter	All nighter	Classic Modern Rubbish
"We're going on a Jet Fighter"

Jet Lag	Fag (cigarette) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jethro (Tull)	Skull	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I bust an Aristostle over his Jethro"

Jim Bob Babs	Crabs Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Bleeding Nora, I just caught a case of Jim Bobs!"

Jim Fenner	Tenner	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Where's that Jim you owe me?"

Jim Skinner	Dinner Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimi Hendrix	Appendix	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I just 'ad mi Jimmi Hendrix taken out"

Jiminee Cricket	Ticket Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I've just bought a pair of Jiminees."

Jimmie White	Shite Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm dying for a Jimmie White"

Jimmy Choo's	Shoes Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimmy Cliff	Smell (whiff)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Cor, it don't half Jimmy round here."

Jimmy Connors	Honours	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Do the Jimmy Connors, mate"

Jimmy Giraffe	Laugh Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Your 'avin a Jimmy"

Jimmy Greaves	Thieves	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimmy Hill	Pill Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimmy Hill	Bill (statement) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimmy Nail	Jail Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimmy Nail	Hell Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimmy Nail	Email Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimmy O'Goblin	Sovereign	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimmy Riddle	Piddle (urinate) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimmy Riddle	Piddle (urinate) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jimmy Shand	Hand Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jo Blunt	Cunt Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Joanna	Pianner (piano)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jockey's Whip	Kip Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jockey's Whips	Chips Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jockies' Whips	Chips Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Let's get a bag of jockies"

Jodie Marsh	Harsh Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Thats a bit jodie marsh mate!"

Jodrell Bank	Wank (masturbate) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Joe Baxi	Taxi	Classic Modern Rubbish

Joe Blake	Steak Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Joe Blake	Snake	Classic Modern Rubbish

Joe Blake	Cake Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Want some Joe Blake mate?"

Joe Daki	Paki	Classic Modern Rubbish

Joe Hook	Book Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Joe Hoppers	Coppers (police)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"The Joe Hoppers did a dawn raid."

Joe Rook	Crook Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Joey Ramone	Phone Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Johhny Vaughan	Porn Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

John Cleese	Cheese Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

John Deut	Beaut (beauty)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Wot a John Duet"

John Hop	Cop (policeman)	Classic Modern Rubbish

John Major	Pager	Classic Modern Rubbish

John Major	Wager Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Care to put a little john major on that?"

John Major	Wager Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

John McCane	Insane Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"That bloke's gone John McCane"

John Skinner	Dinner Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

John Wayne	Train Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

John West	Very best	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I only give the John West mate."

Johnnie Rutter	Butter Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Johnny Cash	Slash (urinate) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Johnny Horner	Corner Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Jonathan King	Ring Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm a bit sore today, I feel like I've been battered around the Jonathan King."

Jonathan Ross	Toss Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Couldn't give a Jonathon Ross mate"

Jonathan Ross'd	Lost Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm totally Jonathan Ross'd here"

Jude Law	Score Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"What's the Jude Law ?"

Judith Chalmers	Piles (hemorrhoids) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Blimey, I've got a nasty case of the Judiths"

Judy Dench	Wrench