Slang to English letter H

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Slang	English	Rate
Hackney Marsh	Glass Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Haddock & Bloater	Motor Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Where's ya haddock parked son?"

Haddock and Bloater	Motor Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hagen Daas	Arse Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hair Gel	Bell Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hairy Bum	Mum	Classic Modern Rubbish
"But Hairy Bum I dont wonna go to school."

Hairy Chest	Very best	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Cheers mate all the hairy chest"

Hairy Knees	Please	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hairy Muff	Fair enough Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hairy Toes	Nose Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Look at his huge Hairy Toes."

Hale and Pace	Face Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"What's wrong with your Hale and Pace?"

Half A Gross	Dose	Classic Modern Rubbish

Half An Oxford Scholar	Half a dollar	Classic Modern Rubbish

Half Inch	Pinch (steal) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Half-Inch	Pinch (steal) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Someone's 'alf-inched me wallet!"

Ham and Cheesy	Easy Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Ham and Egger	Beggar Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Ham and Eggs	Legs Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Ham Shanks	Yanks Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Ham Shanks	Yanks Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hammer and Tack	Back Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hampden Roar	Score Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"You know the Hampden"

Hampstead Heath	Teeth Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hampton Wick	Prick (penis)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hank Marvin	Starving Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hans Blix	Fix Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm in a bit of a Hans."

Hansel and Gretel	Kettle Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Stick the Hansel on, love, I'm gasping."

Happy Feed	Weed	Classic Modern Rubbish
"'Ow much Happy 'ave you got?"

Harold Wilson's	Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harpers and Queens	Jeans Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harris Tweed	Small or ineffectual man (weed)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's a bit of an 'Arris"

Harry and Billy	Silly Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Stupid"

Harry Dash	Flash Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Don't get Harry Dash son!"

Harry Dash	Flash Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harry Flint	Skint Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm a bit 'Arry at the moment"

Harry Hill	Pill Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Are you on the Harry Hill darling?"

Harry Holt	bolt/runawy	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's done the Harry Holt"

Harry Lime	Time Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harry Lin	Chin Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harry Monk	Spunk Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harry Monk	Spunk Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harry Potter	Snotter (nose)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"That geezer's got an 'arry like concorde !"

Harry Randall	Candle Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harry Tate	Sugar (Tate and Lyle)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harry Tate	State Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harry Wragg	Fag (cigarette) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Harvey Nichols	Pickles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hat and Scarf	Laugh Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"You 'avin a Hat and Scarf mate or what."

Hatti Jaques	Shakes	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hay Stack	Back Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Heap of Coke	Bloke	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hearts of Oak	Broke (financially bereft) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Heavenly Bliss	Kiss Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Me and me Lemon Curd Heavenly Bliss all the time"

Hedge and Ditch	Pitch (stall or stand)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Henry Moore	Door Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Henry Neville	Devil	Classic Modern Rubbish
"What the Henry Neville is going on ?"

Henry the Eighth	Eighth (of cannabis)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Sort me out an Enry"

Herring Bone	Phone Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hey Diddle Diddle	Middle	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hickory Docks	Socks Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Highland Fling	Ring Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hillman Hunters	Punters	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hit and Miss	Kiss Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hobson's Choice	Voice	Classic Modern Rubbish

Holler Boys Holler	Collar	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hollie Reath	Teeth Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's lying throuh his 'ollie reath!"

Holy Friar	Liar Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Holy Ghost	Racing Post	Classic Modern Rubbish

Holy Ghost	Toast Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Holy Grail	Email Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Send us a holy"

Home and Away	Gay Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"That bloke's well Home and Away"

Honey Bees	Keys Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Where's the hell are me honeys?"

Hong Kong Phoey	Fluey	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm feeling all Hong Kong Phoey"

Hopping Pot	Lot (serving or share)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Horse and Cart	Fart Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Horse and Cart	Fart Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Ooof wot a horse mate"

Horse and Cart	Heart Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Horse and Cart	Tart Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"She's a right Horse and Cart."

Horse's Hoof	Roof Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hot Cross Bun	Nun Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hot Potato	Waiter	Classic Modern Rubbish

House To Let	Bet	Classic Modern Rubbish

Housemaid's Knee	Sea	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hovis	Dead (from Brown Bread = Dead)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's Hovis mate, Brown Bread"

How d'ya Likey	Pikey Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

How D'You Do	Shoe Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

How's Your Father?	Lather	Classic Modern Rubbish

Hugo Boss	Doss	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Lets Hugo Boss school."

Hurricane Lamp	Tramp Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Yesterday I saw a Hurricane Lamp."

Hyper	Billie Piper	Classic Modern Rubbish
"You're getting a bit Billie Piper"

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