Winnie the Pooh!

Cockney to English letter H

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Motor	Haddock & Bloater
Where's ya haddock parked son?

Motor	Haddock and Bloater

Bell	Hair Gel

Mum	Hairy Bum
But Hairy Bum I dont wonna go to school.

Very best	Hairy Chest
Cheers mate all the hairy chest

Please	Hairy Knees

Nose	Hairy Toes
Look at his huge Hairy Toes.

Party	Hale and hearty
Come to my hale and hearty

Face	Hale and Pace
What's wrong with your Hale and Pace?

Dose	Half A Gross

Half a dollar	Half An Oxford Scholar

Pinch (steal)	Half Inch

Pinch (steal)	Half-Inch
Someone's 'alf-inched me wallet!

Easy	Ham and Cheesy

Beggar	Ham and Egger

Legs	Ham and Eggs

Back	Hammer and Tack

Score	Hampden Roar
You know the Hampden

Teeth	Hampstead Heath

Starving	Hank Marvin

Fix	Hans Blix
I'm in a bit of a Hans.

Kettle	Hansel and Gretel
Stick the Hansel on, love, I'm gasping.

Weed	Happy Feed
'Ow much Happy 'ave you got?

Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches)	Harold Wilson's

Jeans	Harpers and Queens

Small or ineffectual man (weed)	Harris Tweed
He's a bit of an 'Arris

Silly	Harry and Billy
Stupid

Flash	Harry Dash Alternatives
Don't get Harry Dash son!

Flash	Harry Dash Alternatives

Skint	Harry Flint
I'm a bit 'Arry at the moment


Pill	Harry Hill
Are you on the Harry Hill darling?

bolt/runawy	Harry Holt
He's done the Harry Holt

Time	Harry Lime

Chin	Harry Lin

Spunk	Harry Monk Alternatives

Spunk	Harry Monk Alternatives

Snotter (nose)	Harry Potter
That geezer's got an 'arry like concorde !

Candle	Harry Randall

State	Harry Tate Alternatives

Sugar (Tate and Lyle)	Harry Tate Alternatives

Turf	Harry Worth
It's not happening on my Harry!

Pickles	Harvey Nichols

Laugh	Hat and Scarf
You 'avin a Hat and Scarf mate or what.

Shakes	Hatti Jaques

Back	Hay Stack

Bloke	Heap of Coke

Broke (financially bereft)	Hearts of Oak

Kiss	Heavenly Bliss
Me and me Lemon Curd Heavenly Bliss all the time

Pitch (stall or stand)	Hedge and Ditch

Door	Henry Moore

Devil	Henry Neville
What the Henry Neville is going on ?

Eighth (of cannabis)	Henry the Eighth
Sort me out an Enry

Phone	Herring Bone

Middle	Hey Diddle Diddle

Socks	Hickory Docks

Ring	Highland Fling

Punters	Hillman Hunters

Kiss	Hit and Miss

Voice	Hobson's Choice

Collar	Holler Boys Holler


Teeth	Hollie Reath
He's lying throuh his 'ollie reath!

Liar	Holy Friar

Toast	Holy Ghost Alternatives

Racing Post	Holy Ghost Alternatives

Toast	Holy Ghost Alternatives
Ere missis, I'll have two poached Woodens and a slice of Holy with a nice mug of Rosie.

Email	Holy Grail
Send us a holy

Keys	Honey Bees
Where's the hell are me honeys?

Lot (serving or share)	Hopping Pot

Fart	Horse and Cart Alternatives

Heart	Horse and Cart Alternatives

Fart	Horse and Cart Alternatives
Ooof wot a horse mate

Roof	Horse's Hoof

Nun	Hot Cross Bun

Waiter	Hot Potato

Bet	House To Let

Sea	Housemaid's Knee

Dead (from Brown Bread = Dead)	Hovis
He's Hovis mate, Brown Bread

Pikey	How d'ya Likey

Lather	How's Your Father?

Pin	Huckleberry Finn
There are ten Huckleberry Finns per frame.

Doss	Hugo Boss
Lets Hugo Boss school.

Tramp	Hurricane Lamp
Yesterday I saw a Hurricane Lamp.

Billie Piper	Hyper
You're getting a bit Billie Piper