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Cockney to English letter G

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Stray	Gamma Ray

Gob (mouth)	Gang and Mob

Dense	Garden Fence
He is such a garden fence.

8th of coke	Garden Gate Alternatives
Have you got that Garden Gate you promised?

Magistrate	Garden Gate Alternatives

Mate	Garden Gate Alternatives

Nose	Garden Hose

Fool	Garden Tool
All my life people have taken me for a Garden Tool.

Mates	Gareth Gates
I'm 'eddin out with me Gareth Gates tonight.

Tablet	Gary Abblett
Doctor gave me some Gary Abletts

Bitter (beer)	Gary Glitter Alternatives

Squitters	Gary Glitters
I caught a right does of the Garys

Level	Gary Neville Alternatives
The scores are Gary Neville

Level	Gary Neville Alternatives
He's on the Gary Neville

All dayer (all day drinking session)	Gary Player

Home	Gates of Rome

Roof	Gawd's Truth

Baboon	Geoff Hoon
You're a right Geoff Hoon you are

First (especially as in degree result)	Geoff Hurst Alternatives

Thirst	Geoff Hurst Alternatives
Pint of Uri please, got a right Geoff Hurst on.

Burst (urinate)	Geoff Hurst Alternatives

Chest	George Best

Mush (Face)	George Bush
He clocked 'im one right in the George

Dole	George Cole

Cycle	George Michael Alternatives
I'm George Michaeling to work today

Menstrual cycle	George Michael Alternatives
Me girlfriend's on the George Michael

Draught	George Raft

Breasts	Georgie Bests

Sarnie	Georgio Armani
Poppin' out for a quick Georgio Armani

Engineer	German Beer


Boozer	German Cruiser
Lets go down the German

Lighter	German Fighter
Borrow us your German Fighter

Antiseptic (Anti American)	Germolene
I ain't Germolene, but Bush gives me the ravin' 'ump.

Banana	Gertie Gitana

Charlie (cocaine)	Gianluca Vialli

Bint	Gilly Mint
You silly Gilly Mint.

Jail	Ginger Ale

Engineer	Ginger Beer Alternatives

Laugh	Giraffe
Yer 'avin' a giraffe, pal!

Strangers	Glasgow Rangers

Gamble	Glen Campbell
Go on son, take a Glen.

Doddle (easy or straight forward)	Glenn Hoddle

Child (kid)	God Forbid

Gory	God's Glory
Blimey that film was God's

Scotch (whiskey)	Gold Watch Alternatives
Fancy a gold watch, before you go?

Scotch (whiskey)	Gold Watch Alternatives

Porn	Goldie Hawn
Just havin' a flick thru me Goldie.

Woman	Gooseberry Puddin'

Cheque	Goose's Neck

Watch	Gordon and Gotch

Clown	Gordon Brown
Can be used against any jokers, e.g My manager is a bit of a 'Gordon'

Dark	Gorky Park

1000	Grand
Bought a new motor, only a grand

Jacket	Grant Hackettt
Just let me grab my Grant Hackett.

Dumps	Gravy Lumps

Exam	Green Eggs and Ham

Wages	Greengages

Cheque	Gregory Peck Alternatives

Neck	Gregory Peck Alternatives
Gerrit down yer Gregory!

Specs (specatcles)	Gregory Pecks
You've got new Gregory Pecks!


Fare	Grey Mare

Hell	Gypsy Nell