Lilley and Skinner!

Cockney to English letter F

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Soap	Faith and Hope

Bed	Fakey Ned
I'm off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned.

Fart	False Start
Mate, I just False Started.

Priest	Far East

Quarter	Farmer's Daughter

Wig	Farmer's Pig
I just bought a new Farmer's!

Gym	Fat Boy Slim
Goin' down the Fat Boy Slim

Dead	Father Ted

Shower	Fawlty Tower
I'll just have a Fawlty Tower

Kip	Feather and Flip Alternatives

Kip (sleep)	Feather and Flip Alternatives

33	Feathers

Car keys	Fergal Sharkeys
Can't find my Fergals anywhere!

Throat	Ferret and Stoat
Ooh me sore Ferret!

Loot (money)	Fibre of Your Fabric

Street	Field of Wheat Alternatives

Street	Field of Wheat Alternatives

Bum	Fife and Drum

Lips	Filter Tips
Not a dickie has past my filter

Brandy	Fine and Dandy

Rum	Finger and Thumb

Mark	Finsbury Park

Nose	Fireman's Hose
Barry Manilow has a massive Fireman's.

Hips	Fish and Chips
Move those Fish and Chips darling.

Book	Fish Hook

Laters	Fish 'n' Taters
See's you fish 'n' taters mate

Bank	Fish tank

Water	Fisherman's Daughter

PC Plod (policeman)	Fishing Rod
Watch out theres a Fishin' Rod over there.

Jew	Five To Two


Pictures	Fleas and Itches
I'm off to the Fleas and Itches.

Back	Fleetwood Mac

Giggles	Flight Lieutenant Biggles

Cab	Flounder & Dab
Grab a swift Flounder accross town.

Cell (prison)	Flowery Dell

Money	Fluffy Bunny
Look at all that Fluffy Bunny.

Tights	Fly-By-Nights

Dump	Foot Pump

Daft	Fore and Aft

Dump	Forest Gump
I'm dying for a Forest.

Wife	Fork and Knife

Dump	Forrest Gump Alternatives
I'm avin'a Forrest, leave me be.

Lager	Forsythe Saga

Jew	Four by Two Alternatives

Poo	Four by Two Alternatives
I'm busting for a Four by Two

Reasons	Four Seasons

Chat	Frank and Pat
It was nice having this Frank and Pat

Off	Frank Bough

Dinner	Frank Skinner
What did you have for yer Frank Skinner?

Story	Frankie DeTory
What's the Frankie?

Porn	Franky Vaughan
Watching a Franky Vaughan tonight?

Hammer	Franz Klammer
Pass me the Franz Klammer

Pain	Frasier Crane
He's a right Frasier

Slash (urinate)	Frazer Nash

Chair	Fred Astaire Alternatives
Chuck us over a Fred Astaire

Hair	Fred Astaire Alternatives
You had your Fred done?

Curry	Fred McMurray
Going for a Fred

Worries	Fred Mcmurrays

Vest	Fred West
Oi Treacle!! Pass us me Fred West!

Enough	French Egg (en ouef)
I've had a french egg


Flat	French Plait
Do you fancy coming back to my French Plait for a bevi?

Luck	Friar Tuck Alternatives

Geezer	Fridge Freezer

Road	Frog and Toad

Yid (Jew)	Front Wheel Skid

Chum	Fruit (Gum)
Alright me old Fruit?

Guts	Fruit and Nuts
I've copped it in the fruit and nuts

Lover	Funk Soul Brother
Leave off mate that's me funk soul yer speakin' ter

Drugs	Fur rugs
You got any fur rugs?

Where abouts	Furry Boots
Furry Boots you going?