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Cockney rhyming slang letter F

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Faith and Hope	Soap

Fakey Ned	Bed
'I'm off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned.'

False Start	Fart
'Mate, I just False Started.'

Far East	Priest

Farmer's Daughter	Quarter

Farmer's Pig	Wig
'I just bought a new Farmer's!'

Fat Boy Slim	Gym
'Goin' down the Fat Boy Slim'

Father Ted	Dead

Fawlty Tower	Shower
'I'll just have a Fawlty Tower'

Feather and Flip Alternatives	Kip

Feather and Flip Alternatives	Kip (sleep)

Feathers	33

Fergal Sharkeys	Car keys
'Can't find my Fergals anywhere!'

Ferret and Stoat	Throat
'Ooh me sore Ferret!'

Fibre of Your Fabric	Loot (money)


Field of Wheat Alternatives	Street

Field of Wheat Alternatives	Street

Fife and Drum	Bum

Filter Tips	Lips
'Not a dickie has past my filter'

Fine and Dandy	Brandy

Finger and Thumb	Rum

Finsbury Park	Mark

Fireman's Hose	Nose
'Barry Manilow has a massive Fireman's.'

Fish and Chips	Hips
'Move those Fish and Chips darling.'

Fish Hook	Book

Fish 'n' Taters	Laters
'See's you fish 'n' taters mate'

Fish tank	Bank

Fisherman's Daughter	Water

Fishing Rod	PC Plod (policeman)
'Watch out theres a Fishin' Rod over there.'

Five To Two	Jew


Fleas and Itches	Pictures
'I'm off to the Fleas and Itches.'

Fleetwood Mac	Back

Flight Lieutenant Biggles	Giggles

Flounder & Dab	Cab
'Grab a swift Flounder accross town.'

Flowery Dell	Cell (prison)

Fluffy Bunny	Money
'Look at all that Fluffy Bunny.'

Fly-By-Nights	Tights

Foot Pump	Dump

Fore and Aft	Daft

Forest Gump	Dump
'I'm dying for a Forest.'

Fork and Knife	Wife

Forrest Gump Alternatives	Dump
'I'm avin'a Forrest, leave me be.'

Forsythe Saga	Lager

Four by Two Alternatives	Poo
'I'm busting for a Four by Two'

Four Seasons	Reasons


Frank and Pat	Chat
'It was nice having this Frank and Pat'

Frank Bough	Off

Frank Skinner	Dinner
'What did you have for yer Frank Skinner?'

Frankie DeTory	Story
'What's the Frankie?'

Franky Vaughan	Porn
'Watching a Franky Vaughan tonight?'

Franz Klammer	Hammer
'Pass me the Franz Klammer'

Frasier Crane	Pain
'He's a right Frasier'

Frazer Nash	Slash (urinate)

Fred Astaire Alternatives	Chair
'Chuck us over a Fred Astaire'

Fred Astaire Alternatives	Hair
'You had your Fred done?'

Fred McMurray	Curry
'Going for a Fred'

Fred Mcmurrays	Worries

Fred West	Vest
'Oi Treacle!! Pass us me Fred West!'

French Egg (en ouef)	Enough
'I've had a french egg'

French Plait	Flat
'Do you fancy coming back to my French Plait for a bevi?'


Friar Tuck Alternatives	Luck

Fridge Freezer	Geezer

Frog and Toad	Road

Front Wheel Skid	Yid (Jew)

Fruit (Gum)	Chum
'Alright me old Fruit?'

Fruit and Nuts	Guts
'I've copped it in the fruit and nuts'

Funk Soul Brother	Lover
'Leave off mate that's me funk soul yer speakin' ter'

Fur rugs	Drugs
'You got any fur rugs?'

Furry Boots	Where abouts
'Furry Boots you going?'

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