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Faith and Hope More about Faith and Hope Soap

Fakey Ned More about Fakey Ned Bed
'I'm off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned.'

False Start More about False Start Fart
'Mate, I just False Started.'

Fanny Craddock More about Fanny Craddock Haddock

Far East More about Far East Priest

Farmer Giles More about Farmer Giles Piles

Farmer's Daughter More about Farmer Quarter

Farmer's Pig More about Farmer Wig
'I just bought a new Farmer's!'

Farmers Truck More about Farmers Truck Fuck
'I couldn't giva a Farmer's Truck guv'

Fat Boy Slim More about Fat Boy Slim Gym
'Goin' down the Fat Boy Slim'

Father Ted More about Father Ted Dead

Fawlty Tower More about Fawlty Tower Shower
'I'll just have a Fawlty Tower'

Feather and Flip More about Feather and Flip
Alternatives
Kip

Feather and Flip More about Feather and Flip
Alternatives
Kip (sleep)

Feathers More about Feathers 33

Fergal Sharkey More about Fergal Sharkey Darkie ( a coloured gentleman)
'This Gaff is full of Fergals.'

Fergal Sharkeys More about Fergal Sharkeys Car keys
'Can't find my Fergals anywhere!'

Ferret and Stoat More about Ferret and Stoat Throat
'Ooh me sore Ferret!'

Fibre of Your Fabric More about Fibre of Your Fabric Loot (money)

Field of Wheat More about Field of Wheat
Alternatives
Street

Field of Wheat More about Field of Wheat
Alternatives
Street

Fife and Drum More about Fife and Drum Bum

Fifty Cent More about Fifty Cent Bent (homosexual)
'Your mate is fifty cent'

Filter Tips More about Filter Tips Lips
'Not a dickie has past my filter'

Fine and Dandy More about Fine and Dandy Brandy

Finger and Thumb More about Finger and Thumb
Alternatives
Rum

Finger and Thumb More about Finger and Thumb
Alternatives
Mum
'My Finger and Thumb's furious with me. '

Finsbury Park More about Finsbury Park Mark

Fireman's Hose More about Fireman Nose
'Barry Manilow has a massive Fireman's.'

Fish and Chips More about Fish and Chips Hips
'Move those Fish and Chips darling.'

Fish Hook More about Fish Hook Book

Fish 'n' Taters More about Fish Laters
'See's you fish 'n' taters mate'

Fish tank More about Fish tank Bank

Fisherman's Daughter More about Fisherman Water

Fishing Rod More about Fishing Rod PC Plod (policeman)
'Watch out theres a Fishin' Rod over there.'

Five To Two More about Five To Two Jew

Fizzy drink More about Fizzy drink Chink

Fleas and Itches More about Fleas and Itches Pictures
'I'm off to the Fleas and Itches.'

Fleetwood Mac More about Fleetwood Mac Back

Flight Lieutenant Biggles More about Flight Lieutenant Biggles Giggles

Flounder & Dab More about Flounder & Dab Cab
'Grab a swift Flounder accross town.'

Flowers and Frolics More about Flowers and Frolics Bollocks

Flowery Dell More about Flowery Dell Cell (prison)

Fluffy Bunny More about Fluffy Bunny Money
'Look at all that Fluffy Bunny.'

Fly a kite More about Fly a kite Shite
'I need to go fly a kite'

Fly-By-Nights More about Fly-By-Nights Tights

Foot Pump More about Foot Pump Dump

Fore and Aft More about Fore and Aft Daft

Forest Gump More about Forest Gump Dump
'I'm dying for a Forest.'

Fork and Knife More about Fork and Knife Wife

Forrest Gump More about Forrest Gump
Alternatives
Dump
'I'm avin'a Forrest, leave me be.'

Forrest Gump More about Forrest Gump
Alternatives
Dump (shit)

Forsythe Saga More about Forsythe Saga Lager

Forty Four More about Forty Four Whore
'"She's a da'ned Forty Four!"'

Forty-Four Swinging Door More about Forty-Four Swinging Door Whore (prostitute)

Four by Two More about Four by Two
Alternatives
Jew

Four by Two More about Four by Two
Alternatives
Poo
'I'm busting for a Four by Two'

Four Minute Miles More about Four Minute Miles Piles (hemorrhoids)
'My Four Minutes are killing me'

Four Seasons More about Four Seasons Reasons

Frank and Pat More about Frank and Pat Chat
'It was nice having this Frank and Pat'

Frank Bough More about Frank Bough Off

Frank Skinner More about Frank Skinner Dinner
'What did you have for yer Frank Skinner?'

Frankie DeTory More about Frankie DeTory Story
'What's the Frankie?'

Franky Vaughan More about Franky Vaughan Porn
'Watching a Franky Vaughan tonight?'

Franz Klammer More about Franz Klammer Hammer
'Pass me the Franz Klammer'

Frasier Crane More about Frasier Crane Pain
'He's a right Frasier'

Frazer Nash More about Frazer Nash Slash (urinate)

Fred Astaire More about Fred Astaire
Alternatives
Hair
'You had your Fred done?'

Fred Astaire More about Fred Astaire
Alternatives
Chair
'Chuck us over a Fred Astaire'

Fred McMurray More about Fred McMurray Curry
'Going for a Fred'

Fred Mcmurrays More about Fred Mcmurrays Worries

Fred West More about Fred West Vest
'Oi Treacle!! Pass us me Fred West!'

French Egg (en ouef) More about French Egg (en ouef) Enough
'I've had a french egg'

French Plait More about French Plait Flat
'Do you fancy coming back to my French Plait for a bevi?'

Friar Tuck More about Friar Tuck
Alternatives
Fuck
'I was totally Friared after that boozeup'

Friar Tuck More about Friar Tuck
Alternatives
Luck

Fridge Freezer More about Fridge Freezer Geezer

Frog and Toad More about Frog and Toad Road

Fromage Frais More about Fromage Frais Gay
'He's a bit fromage ent he'

Front Wheel Skid More about Front Wheel Skid Yid (Jew)

Fruit (Gum) More about Fruit (Gum) Chum
'Alright me old Fruit?'

Fruit and Nuts More about Fruit and Nuts Guts
'I've copped it in the fruit and nuts'

Funk Soul Brother More about Funk Soul Brother Lover
'Leave off mate that's me funk soul yer speakin' ter'

Fur rugs More about Fur rugs Drugs
'You got any fur rugs?'

Furry Boots More about Furry Boots Where abouts
'Furry Boots you going?'

Furry Muff More about Furry Muff
Alternatives
Fair Enough

Fuzzy Duck More about Fuzzy Duck Fuck
'I don't give a fuzzy!'

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