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Cockney rhyming slang
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Cockney rhyming slang
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Slang to English letter D

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Slang English Rate
Dad's ArmyBarmy
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Daffadown DillySilly
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Daffy DuckedFucked
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"I need a new car, my old is totally daffy ducked!"

Daft and BarmyArmy
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Daily MailTale
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DairyleaWee
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"I need a Dairylea"

Daisy DancersStairs
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Daisy RootsBoots

Dame Edna EveridgeDrink (beverage)
"Me and the lads are off down the Rat and Parrot for a few Dame Edna's"

Dame Judy DenchStench
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Damian DuffRough
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"That birds a bit Damian ain't she"

Dancing BearsStairs
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Dancing FleasKeys
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DangermouseSpouse
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Daniel BoonSpoon
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"Pass me a Daniel."

Daniel Fergus (McGrain)Train
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"What time's the next Daniel Fergus?"

Danny GloverLover
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"How's my little Danny"

Danny La RueClue
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"You ain't got a Danny La Rue mate"

Danny MarrCar
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Darby KellyBelly
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Darky CoxBox

Darren DayGay
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"You are a bit Darren Day"

Darren GoughCough
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Davey CrocketPocket
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"Take ya hands out ya Davey!"

David BattyTatty
"That rags looking a little Batty"

David BlaineInsane
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"What am I doing? I must be going David Blaine!"

David BoonSpoon
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David GowerShower
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David HockneyCockney
"What's David Hockney for stairs?"

David JasonMason
"You can tell he's a David Jason by the look of 'im"

David MellorStella (beer)
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David StarkeyParky (cold)
"It's a bit David oot mate!"

Davina McCallsBalls
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"She kicked me right in the Davinas"

Davy CrockettPocket
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Dawson's CreekStreak
"I remember Erica doing a Dawsons like it was yesterday"

Day TrippersSlippers
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Day's DawningMorning

Day's Work100
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De La SoulDole
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Dead HorseSauce
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Dead RingerMinger
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Deaf and DumbBum
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Deep Fat FryerLiar
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"You're just a Deep Fat Fryer."

Deep Sea DiverFiver
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Deep Sea GliderCider
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Dennis and GnasherBadger
"Oh fiddlesticks! I just ran over a dennis!!"

Derby KellyBelly
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Derek RandallLove Handles
"Look at the size of his Derek Randall's!"

Derry and TomBomb

Desmond HackettJacket
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Desmond TutuTwo-two (degree result)

Desperate DansCans (headphones)

Diamond RocksSocks
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"Chuck us me Diamonds."

Dibs and DabsCrabs
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"Last time I go wiv 'er, the filthy cow 'ad a touch of the Dibs and Dabs."

Dick Van DykeBike
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"On your Dick Van Dyke."

Dickory DockClock
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Dicky BirdWord
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Dicky DirtShirt
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DidgeridooClue
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"Sorry mate, haven't got a Didgeridoo."

Diet CokeJoke
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"London Transport is a Diet Coke!"

Dig in the graveShave
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Dig in the GraveShave
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"I'm going for a Dig in the Grave. "

Ding DongSong
"Let's all 'av a bit of a ding dong!"

Ding DongBong
"Give us a puff of the ding dong"

Ding Dong BellHell
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Dinky DooTwenty two

Dinner PlateMate
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"How's me auld Plate then?"

Dirty BeastPriest
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Dirty DaughterWater
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Dirty Den£110

Dixie DeansJeans
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Do As You LikeyPikey
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Do Me GoodsWoods (Woodbines)

Doctor CrippenBread and dripping

Dodge And SwervePerv (look at girls)
"Going down to the Nuclear Sub for a bit of a Dodge?"

Dog and BonePhone
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Dog's EyeMeat Pie

Dog's KnobJob
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Dolly MixturesPictures

Dome GoodWood

Don RevieBevvy (drink)
"Are we going for a couple of Don Revies tonight"

Donald DuckLuck
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Donald DuckFuck
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"Don't give a Donald Duck mate"

Donald Duck(ing)Clucking - When you are craving more heroin
"Ee's got the Donalds really bad."

Donald TrumpDump (shit)
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Donald TrumpHump
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"Had a Donald Trump in the back of the car"

Doner KebabStab
"Harry got Doner Kebebbed last night"

Donkey's EarsYears
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Donkey's EarsYears
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Donnie DarkoSparko (asleep or unconscious)
"The guy on the floor was totally Donnie Darko'd"

Doogie HowsersTrousers
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"Nice Doogie Howsers."

Doris DayGay
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Dot and DashCash
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Dot CottonRotten
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"That looks absolutely Dot Cotton."

Double DutchCrutch

Doug McclureWhore
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Douglas HurdTurd
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Douglas HurdThird (Degree Class)

Down the DrainsBrains

Drum and BassFace
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Drum and BassPlace
"Just chillin' at my drum later"

Drum and BassPlace (home). The word "drum" to describe a home came about long before the style of music

Drum and FifeKnife

Drum RollHole

Drummond and RoceKnife and Fork

Duane EddiesReadies (cash)

Duchess of FifeWife
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Duck and DiveHide

Dudley MooreScore (£20)
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Dudley Moore'sSores

Duke of ArgylesPiles (hemorrhoids)
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Duke of KentBent
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"He's a Duke "

Duke of KentRent
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Duke of YorkFist (Duke of York = Fork = Fist)
"Put your Dukes up"

Duke of YorkChalk

Duke of YorkCork

Duke of YorkFork
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Dunlop TyreLiar
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Dustbin LidKid
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Dwight YorkePork
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