Jodie Marsh!

Cockney to English letter D

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Barmy	Dad's Army

Silly	Daffadown Dilly

Army	Daft and Barmy

Tale	Daily Mail

Wee	Dairylea
I need a Dairylea

Stairs	Daisy Dancers

Boots	Daisy Roots

Drink (beverage)	Dame Edna Everidge
Me and the lads are off down the Rat and Parrot for a few Dame Edna's

Stench	Dame Judy Dench

Rough	Damian Duff
That birds a bit Damian ain't she

Stairs	Dancing Bears

Keys	Dancing Fleas

Spouse	Dangermouse

Train	Daniel Fergus (McGrain)
What time's the next Daniel Fergus?

Lover	Danny Glover
How's my little Danny

Clue	Danny La Rue
You ain't got a Danny La Rue mate

Car	Danny Marr

Belly	Darby Kelly

Box	Darky Cox

Cough	Darren Gough

Pocket	Davey Crocket
Take ya hands out ya Davey!

Tatty	David Batty
That rags looking a little Batty

Insane	David Blaine
What am I doing? I must be going David Blaine!

Shower	David Gower

Mason	David Jason
You can tell he's a David Jason by the look of 'im

Stella (beer)	David Mellor

Parky (cold)	David Starkey
It's a bit David oot mate!

Pocket	Davy Crockett

Streak	Dawson's Creek
I remember Erica doing a Dawsons like it was yesterday

Slippers	Day Trippers


Morning	Day's Dawning

100	Day's Work

Dole	De La Soul

Sauce	Dead Horse

Bum	Deaf and Dumb

Liar	Deep Fat Fryer
You're just a Deep Fat Fryer.

Fiver	Deep Sea Diver

Cider	Deep Sea Glider

Badger	Dennis and Gnasher
Oh fiddlesticks! I just ran over a dennis!!

Tosser	Dental Flosser
That geeza's a right dental flosser.

Belly	Derby Kelly

Bomb	Derry and Tom

Jacket	Desmond Hackett

Two-two (degree result)	Desmond Tutu

Cans (headphones)	Desperate Dans

Socks	Diamond Rocks
Chuck us me Diamonds.

Crabs	Dibs and Dabs
Last time I go wiv 'er, the filthy cow 'ad a touch of the Dibs and Dabs.

Clue	Didgeridoo
Sorry mate, haven't got a Didgeridoo.

Joke	Diet Coke
London Transport is a Diet Coke!

Shave	Dig in the grave Alternatives

Shave	Dig in the Grave Alternatives
I'm going for a Dig in the Grave.

Bong	Ding Dong Alternatives
Give us a puff of the ding dong

Song	Ding Dong Alternatives
Let's all 'av a bit of a ding dong!

Hell	Ding Dong Bell

Twenty two	Dinky Doo

Mate	Dinner Plate
How's me auld Plate then?

Priest	Dirty Beast

Water	Dirty Daughter

£110	Dirty Den Alternatives

Ten	Dirty Den Alternatives


Jeans	Dixie Deans

Pikey	Do As You Likey

Woods (Woodbines)	Do Me Goods

Bread and dripping	Doctor Crippen

Perv (look at girls)	Dodge And Swerve
Going down to the Nuclear Sub for a bit of a Dodge?

Phone	Dog and Bone

Weed	Dog and Lead
I lost my Dog and Lead.

Meat Pie	Dog's Eye

Job	Dog's Knob

Pictures	Dolly Mixtures

Wood	Dome Good

Bevvy (drink)	Don Revie
Are we going for a couple of Don Revies tonight

Luck	Donald Duck Alternatives

Clucking - When you are craving more heroin	Donald Duck(ing)
Ee's got the Donalds really bad.

Hump	Donald Trump Alternatives
Had a Donald Trump in the back of the car

Stab	Doner Kebab
Harry got Doner Kebebbed last night

Long	Donkey Kong
Mate, this journey's well Donkey Kong.

Years	Donkey's Ears Alternatives

Years	Donkey's Ears Alternatives

Sparko (asleep or unconscious)	Donnie Darko
The guy on the floor was totally Donnie Darko'd

Trousers	Doogie Howsers
Nice Doogie Howsers.

Cash	Dot and Dash

Rotten	Dot Cotton
That looks absolutely Dot Cotton.

Crutch	Double Dutch

Turd	Douglas Hurd Alternatives

Brains	Down the Drains

Knife	Drum and Fife

Hole	Drum Roll

Knife and Fork	Drummond and Roce

Readies (cash)	Duane Eddies


Wife	Duchess of Fife

Hide	Duck and Dive Alternatives

Skive	Duck and Dive Alternatives
Not going into work today. I'm Ducking and Diving.

Score (£20)	Dudley Moore

Sores	Dudley Moore's

Rent	Duke of Kent Alternatives

Bent	Duke of Kent Alternatives
He's a Duke

Rain	Duke of Spain

Chalk	Duke of York Alternatives

Cork	Duke of York Alternatives

Fork	Duke of York Alternatives

Fist (Duke of York = Fork = Fist)	Duke of York Alternatives
Put your Dukes up

Liar	Dunlop Tyre

Kid	Dustbin Lid

Pork	Dwight Yorke