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| Cab Rank | Bank
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| Cabin Cruiser | Boozer
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"Went down to the Cabin Cruiser to watch the match."
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| Cadbury's Snack | Back
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| Cain and Abel | Table
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| Callard and Bowsers | Trousers
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| Callards | Trousers
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| Calvin Klein | Wine | |
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"Glass of dry white Calvin please."
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| Calvin Klein | Fine (as in nice body!) | |
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"Oi Oi you're Clvin Kein!"
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| Cambridge and Oxford | Ugly Face | |
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| Camel's Hump | Dump
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"He's on the throne having a Camel's."
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| Camel's Hump | Dump (shit)
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| Can of Oil | Boil
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| Canal Boat | Tote
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| Canary Wharf | Dwarf | |
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"He´s a Canary."
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| Candle Wax | Tax
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| Candle Wick | Dick | |
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"Kicked in the Candle Wick"
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| Cane and Abel | Table
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| Canterbury Tales | Wales | |
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| Cape of Good Hope | Soap
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| Captain Cook | Look
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| Captain Kirk | Work
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"Can't be bothered to go to Captain Kirk, think I'll pull a Metal Mickey"
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| Captain Kirk | Turk
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| Captain Kirk | Turk
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"Lot of Captains around this area."
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| Caption Cook | Book
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| Car and Scooter | Computer
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"Turn that car and scooter off"
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| Carpet | 3 | |
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| Carpets and Rugs | Jugs (tits) | |
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"Nice set of carpets on your lemon mate"
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| Carving Knife | Wife
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| Casa Blanca | Wanker
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| Cat and Cages | Wages
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| Cat and Dog | Bog
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| Cat and Mouse | House
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| Catherine Zeta Jones | Moans | |
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"Here she goes with her Zeta Jones."
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| Cattle Trucked | Fucked
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"It's Cattled mate."
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| Cellar Flap | Tap (borrow)
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| Central Heating | Meeting
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"I just been to the Central about the new building."
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| Centre Half | Scarf | |
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"It's a bit taters I'll wear my centre half"
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| Century | 100
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| C'est La Vie | Pee
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"Oi garcon, je require un C'est La Vie."
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| Chairman Mao | Cow | |
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"Look at the udders on that Chairman!"
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| Chalfonts St. Giles | Piles (hemorrhoids)
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"Ooh, me Chalfonts are givin' me gyp!"
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| Chalk Farm | Arm | |
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| Chandelier | Queer
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"He's a chandelier"
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| Charing Cross | Horse
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| Charing Crosser | Tosser
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| Charlie Bucket | Fuck It
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"Oh Charlie Bucket!"
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| Charlie Chan | Tan
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| Charlie Chester | Child Molester
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| Charlie Drake | Steak
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"I'll have a well done Charlie darlin'."
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| Charlie Nash | Slash (urinate)
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| Charlie Prescot | Waistcoat | |
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| Charlie Pride | Ride | |
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| Charlie Ronce | Ponce
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| Charm and Flattery | Battery
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"Yer charm's gone flat, mate!"
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| Chas and Dave | Shave
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| Cheddar Cheese | Keys
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"'Ave ya got ya Cheddars?"
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| Cheerful Giver | Liver
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| Cheese and Kisses | Missis | |
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| Cheese and Rice | Jesus Christ | |
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| Cheese Rind | Four of a Kind | |
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| Cheesey Quaver | Favour
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"Mate, can you do me a Cheesey Quaver?"
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| Cheesey Quaver | Favour
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"Do us a cheesey quaver."
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| Cheesey Quaver | Raver | |
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"Back in 1989 South Mimms Services was often a meeting place for Cheesey Quavers before the M25 acid."
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| Cheggers Plays Pop | Shop
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| Chelsea Blue | Jew
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"Ur a Chelsea Blue, aint u?"
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| Cheltenham Bold | Cold
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| Cherie Blair | Penalty Fare | |
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"I jumped of the tube and got Cheried"
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| Cherry Hogg | Dog | |
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| Cherry Pie | Lie | |
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"U're tellin a Cherry ain't ya son!!"
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| Cherry Ripe | Pipe | |
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| Cheryl Crow | Snow | |
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| Chevy Chase | Face
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| Chew the fat | Chat
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| Chicken and Rice | Nice
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| Chicken Dinner | Winner | |
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"Everyone's a Chicken Dinner."
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| Chicken Dipper | Stripper
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"Didn't you know Julie's a Chicken Dipper now?"
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| Chicken Dippers | Slippers
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| Chicken Jalfrezi | Crazy
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"He's Chicken Jalfrezi."
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| Chicken Oriental | Mental | |
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"You're chicken oriental pal, you know that don't you"
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| Chicken Oriental | Mental (crazy)
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| Chicken Plucker | Fucker | |
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"He's a right Chicken Plucker 'im"
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| Chicker | Haircut | |
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| China Plate | Mate
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"Alright me old china?"
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| Chinese Blind | Mind
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| Chinese Chippy | Nippy | |
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"Its a bit Chinese Chippy out there"
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| Ching | 5
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| Chip Butty | Nutty
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"That geezers a bit Chip Butty"
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| Chipmunks | Trunks | |
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| Chips And Peas | Knees
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"My Chips And Peas are sore."
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| Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | Cockney Rhyming Slang | |
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| Chocolate Frog | Wog | |
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"My friend's a Chocolate Frog."
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| Chocolate Fudge | Judge
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| Chop Sticks | Six (in bingo) | |
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| Christian Ziege | Eager | |
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"'He's a bit Christian'"
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| Christmas Crackered | Knackered (tired)
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| Christmas Eve | Believe
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| Chuffedterbits | Tits (breasts)
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| Church Pews | Shoes
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"Bought a new pair of Churches."
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| Cilla Black | Back
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"Gawd, me Cilla's playing up again!"
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| Cinderella | Stella (beer)
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"I've been drinkin' Cinderellas all night"
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| Claire Rayners | Trainers (running shoes)
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| Clark Gable | Table
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"Put the plate on the Clark Gable"
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| Clark Kent | Bent
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"He's a bit Clarke Kent"
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| Clement Freuds | Hemorrhoids
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| Clever Mike | Bike
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| Clickety Click | Sixty six | |
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| Clonakilty | Guilty | |
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| Clothes Peg | Egg
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| Coals and Coke | Broke (financially bereft)
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| Coat and Badge | Cadge | |
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| Coat Hanger | Clanger (mistake) | |
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| Cobbler's Awls | Balls
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"That's a load of cobblers, for a start!"
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| Cock and Hen | Ten
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| Cock Linnet | Minute (time) | |
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| Cock Sparrow | Barrow
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| Cockle | Tenner (10 pound note)
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| Cockle and hen | Ten (pounds)
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| Cockle and Mussells | Brussells (sprouts) | |
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| Cockle Cock and Hen | 10 | |
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| Cockney Rhyme | Time
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"Anyone got the cockney?"
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| Cockroach | Coach | |
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| Cocoa | Say so | |
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| Cold Chill | Old Bill (Police) | |
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"He went off with the cold chill."
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| Colney Hatch | Match | |
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"Got any Colneys ?"
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| Colonel Gadaffi | Cafe | |
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| Commodore | £15 ie. three times a lady (Godiva - you know, as in fiver!!) | |
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"Lend us a Commodore mate."
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| Conan Doyle | Boil
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| Condoleezza Rice | Price
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"Check the Condoleezza Rice on that item"
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| Connaught Ranger | Stranger
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| Constantino Rocca | Shocker
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| Coochie-Coo | Zoo | |
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"We're going to the coochie coo today"
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| Cooking Fat | Cat
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"Don't tease the cooking fat !"
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| Copacabana | Spanner
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| Corn Beef | Teeth
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"I'll knock ya Corns out."
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| CORN ON THE COB | Knob (penis) | |
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"Oof, nearly caught me Corn on the Cob in the zip of me Petrols. "
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| Corn On the Cob | Job
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| Cornish Pasty | Nasty | |
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"That's a bit Cornish Pasty aint it?"
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| Council Gritter | Shitter (arse)
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| Country Cousin | Dozen | |
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| Cousin Kyle | Paedophile (from the TV series South Park) | |
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| Cow and Calf | Half (a pint) | |
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| Cow's calf | Half a quid (50p) | |
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"Lend me a cow's calf"
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| Cow's Calf | Laugh
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| Cozzer's | Cops | |
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| Crabs | Doner Kebabs | |
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"That old brass gave me the Doner Kebabs."
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| Cream Cookie | Bookie
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| Cream Crackered | Knackered (tired)
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| Cream Crackers | Knackers | |
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"She got me right in the Cream Crackers"
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| Cream Rice | Nice
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"That was cream rice!"
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| Cribbage Pegs | Legs
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"'and right through my Rank and Riches did my Cribbage Pegs burst'"
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| Crispy Duck | Fuck
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"Couldn't give a Crispy Duck mate!"
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| Crosby, Stills and Nash | Cash
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| Crown Jewels | Tools | |
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| Crust of Bread | Head
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| Cuddle and Kiss | Miss (girl) | |
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| Cup of tea, sausage and a slice. | Nice
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"He's a real cuppa geezer."
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| Cupid Stunt | Stupid cunt | |
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| Currant Bun | Sun | |
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| Currant Bun | The Sun newspaper | |
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"I read it in the Currant Bun"
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| Currant Bun | Son
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| Currant Bun | Nun
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| Currant Cakey | Shaky | |
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| Custard and Jelly | Telly
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| Cuts and Scratches | Matches | |
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| Cutty Sark | Loan shark | |
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| Cynthia Paine | Rain
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