Cockney rhyming slang letter C

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Cab Rank	Bank

Cabin Cruiser	Boozer
'Went down to the Cabin Cruiser to watch the match.'

Cadbury's Snack	Back

Cain and Abel	Table

Callard and Bowsers	Trousers

Callards	Trousers

Calvin Klein Alternatives	Wine
'Glass of dry white Calvin please.'

Calvin Klein Alternatives	Fine (as in nice body!)
'Oi Oi you're Clvin Kein!'

Camel's Hump Alternatives	Dump
'He's on the throne having a Camel's.'

Can of Oil	Boil

Canal Boat	Tote

Canary Wharf	Dwarf
'He´s a Canary.'

Candle Wax	Tax

Cane and Abel	Table

Canterbury Tales	Wales


Cape of Good Hope	Soap

Captain Cook	Look

Captain Kirk Alternatives	Turk
'Lot of Captains around this area.'

Captain Kirk Alternatives	Turk

Captain Kirk Alternatives	Work
'Can't be bothered to go to Captain Kirk, think I'll pull a Metal Mickey'

Caption Cook	Book

Carpet	3

Carving Knife	Wife

Cat and Cages	Wages

Cat and Dog	Bog

Cat and Mouse	House

Catherine Zeta Jones	Moans
'Here she goes with her Zeta Jones.'

Cellar Flap	Tap (borrow)

Central Heating	Meeting
'I just been to the Central about the new building.'

Centre Half	Scarf
'It's a bit taters I'll wear my centre half'


Century	100

C'est La Vie	Pee
'Oi garcon, je require un C'est La Vie.'

Chairman Mao	Cow
'Look at the udders on that Chairman!'

Chalfonts St. Giles	Piles (haemorrhoids)
'Ooh, me Chalfonts are givin' me gyp!'

Chalk Farm	Arm
''E's got one of 'is Chalk Farms in a sling.'

Charing Cross	Horse

Charing Crosser	Tosser

Charlie Chan	Tan

Charlie Chester	Child Molester

Charlie Drake	Steak
'I'll have a well done Charlie darlin'.'

Charlie Nash	Slash (urinate)

Charlie Prescot	Waistcoat

Charlie Pride	Ride

Charlie Ronce	Ponce

Charm and Flattery	Battery
'Yer charm's gone flat, mate!'


Chas and Dave	Shave

Cheddar Cheese	Keys
''Ave ya got ya Cheddars?'

Cheerful Giver	Liver

Cheese and Kisses	Missis

Cheese and Rice	Jesus Christ

Cheese Rind	Four of a Kind

Cheesey Quaver Alternatives	Favour
'Mate, can you do me a Cheesey Quaver?'

Cheesey Quaver Alternatives	Favour
'Do us a cheesey quaver.'

Cheesey Quaver Alternatives	Raver
'Back in 1989 South Mimms Services was often a meeting place for Cheesey Quavers before the M25 acid.'

Cheggers Plays Pop	Shop

Chelsea Blue	Jew
'Ur a Chelsea Blue, aint u?'

Cheltenham Bold	Cold

Cherie Blair	Penalty Fare
'I jumped of the tube and got Cheried'

Cherry Hogg	Dog

Cherry Pie	Lie
'U're tellin a Cherry ain't ya son!!'


Cherry Ripe	Pipe

Cheryl Crow	Snow

Chevy Chase	Face
''E's got ketchup all over 'is Chevy Chase'

Chew the fat	Chat

Chicken and Rice	Nice

Chicken Dinner	Winner
'Everyone's a Chicken Dinner.'

Chicken Dipper	Stripper
'Didn't you know Julie's a Chicken Dipper now?'

Chicken Dippers	Slippers

Chicken Jalfrezi	Crazy
'He's Chicken Jalfrezi.'

Chicken Oriental Alternatives	Mental
'You're chicken oriental pal, you know that don't you'

Chicken Oriental Alternatives	Mental (crazy)

Chicker	Haircut

China Plate	Mate
'Alright me old china?'

Chinese Blind	Mind

Ching	5


Chipmunks	Trunks

Chips And Peas	Knees
'My Chips And Peas are sore.'

Chocolate Fudge	Judge

Chop Sticks	Six (in bingo)

Christian Ziege	Eager
''He's a bit Christian''

Christmas Crackered	Knackered (tired)

Christmas Eve	Believe

Cilla Black	Back
'Gawd, me Cilla's playing up again!'

Cinderella	Stella (beer)
'I've been drinkin' Cinderellas all night'

Claire Rayners	Trainers

Clark Gable	Table
'Put the plate on the Clark Gable'

Clark Kent	Bent
'He's a bit Clarke Kent'

Clement Freuds	Hemorrhoids

Clever Mike	Bike

Clickety Click	Sixty six


Clonakilty	Guilty

Clothes Peg	Egg

Coals and Coke	Broke (financially bereft)

Coat and Badge	Cadge

Coat Hanger	Clanger (mistake)

Cocoa	Say so

Cold Chill	Old Bill (Police)
'He went off with the cold chill.'

Colney Hatch	Match
'Got any Colneys ?'

Colonel Gadaffi	Cafe

Commodore	£15 ie. three times a lady (Godiva - you know, as in fiver!!)
'Lend us a Commodore mate.'

Conan Doyle	Boil

Condoleezza Rice	Price
'Check the Condoleezza Rice on that item'

Connaught Ranger	Stranger

Constantino Rocca	Shocker

Cooking Fat	Cat
'Don't tease the cooking fat !'


Copacabana	Spanner

Corn Beef	Teeth
'I'll knock ya Corns out.'

Corn On the Cob Alternatives	Job

Cornish Pasty	Nasty
'That's a bit Cornish Pasty aint it?'

Country Cousin	Dozen

Cousin Kyle	Paedophile (from the TV series South Park)

Cow and Calf	Half (a pint)

Cow's calf Alternatives	Half a quid (50p)
'Lend me a cow's calf'

Cow's Calf Alternatives	Laugh

Cozzer's	Cops

Crabs	Doner Kebabs
'That old brass gave me the Doner Kebabs.'

Cream Cookie	Bookie

Cream Crackered	Knackered

Cream Crackers	Knackers
'She got me right in the Cream Crackers'

Cream Rice	Nice
'That was cream rice!'


Cribbage Pegs	Legs
''and right through my Rank and Riches did my Cribbage Pegs burst''

Crosby, Stills and Nash	Cash

Crown Jewels	Tools

Crust of Bread	Head

Cuddle and Kiss	Miss (girl)

Cup of tea, sausage and a slice.	Nice
'He's a real cuppa geezer.'

Currant Bun Alternatives	Nun

Currant Bun Alternatives	Son

Currant Bun Alternatives	The Sun newspaper
'I read it in the Currant Bun'

Currant Bun Alternatives	Sun
'Must be true cos I read it in the Currant Bun.'

Currant Cakey	Shaky

Cuts and Scratches	Matches

Cutty Sark	Loan shark

Cynthia Paine	Rain