Slang to English letter C

If you see a hyperlink, click to get alternative slang or alternative translations.

Slang	English	Rate
Cab Rank	Bank Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cabin Cruiser	Boozer Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Went down to the Cabin Cruiser to watch the match."

Cadbury's Snack	Back Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cain and Abel	Table Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Callards	Trousers Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Calvin Klein	Fine (as in nice body!)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Oi Oi you're Clvin Kein!"

Calvin Klein	Wine	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Glass of dry white Calvin please."

Cambridge and Oxford	Ugly Face	Classic Modern Rubbish

Camel's Hump	Dump Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's on the throne having a Camel's."

Camel's Hump	Dump (shit) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Can of Oil	Boil Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Canal Boat	Tote Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Canary Wharf	Dwarf	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He´s a Canary."

Candle Wax	Tax Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Candle Wick	Dick	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Kicked in the Candle Wick"

Cane and Abel	Table Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Canterbury Tales	Wales	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cape of Good Hope	Soap Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Captain Cook	Look Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Captain Kirk	Turk Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Captain Kirk	Turk Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Lot of Captains around this area."

Captain Kirk	Work Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Can't be bothered to go to Captain Kirk, think I'll pull a Metal Mickey"

Caption Cook	Book Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Car and Scooter	Computer Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Turn that car and scooter off"

Carpet	3	Classic Modern Rubbish

Carpets and Rugs	Jugs (tits)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Nice set of carpets on your lemon mate"

Carving Knife	Wife Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Casa Blanca	Wanker Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cat and Cages	Wages Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cat and Dog	Bog Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cat and Mouse	House Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Catherine Zeta Jones	Moans	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Here she goes with her Zeta Jones."

Cattle Trucked	Fucked Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"It's Cattled mate."

Cellar Flap	Tap (borrow) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Central Heating	Meeting Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I just been to the Central about the new building."

Centre Half	Scarf	Classic Modern Rubbish
"It's a bit taters I'll wear my centre half"

Century	100 Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

C'est La Vie	Pee Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Oi garcon, je require un C'est La Vie."

Chairman Mao	Cow	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Look at the udders on that Chairman!"

Chalfonts St. Giles	Piles (hemorrhoids) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Ooh, me Chalfonts are givin' me gyp!"

Chalk Farm	Arm	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chandelier	Queer Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's a chandelier"

Charing Cross	Horse Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Charing Crosser	Tosser	Classic Modern Rubbish

Charlie Bucket	Fuck It Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Oh Charlie Bucket!"

Charlie Chan	Tan Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Charlie Chester	Child Molester Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Charlie Drake	Steak Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'll have a well done Charlie darlin'."

Charlie Nash	Slash (urinate) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Charlie Prescot	Waistcoat	Classic Modern Rubbish

Charlie Pride	Ride	Classic Modern Rubbish

Charlie Ronce	Ponce Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Charm and Flattery	Battery Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Yer charm's gone flat, mate!"

Chas and Dave	Shave Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cheddar Cheese	Keys Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"'Ave ya got ya Cheddars?"

Cheerful Giver	Liver Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cheese and Kisses	Missis	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cheese and Rice	Jesus Christ	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cheese Rind	Four of a Kind	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cheesey Quaver	Favour	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Do us a cheesey quaver."

Cheesey Quaver	Raver	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Back in 1989 South Mimms Services was often a meeting place for Cheesey Quavers before the M25 acid."

Cheggers Plays Pop	Shop Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chelsea Blue	Jew Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Ur a Chelsea Blue, aint u?"

Cheltenham Bold	Cold Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cherie Blair	Penalty Fare	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I jumped of the tube and got Cheried"

Cherry Hogg	Dog	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cherry Pie	Lie	Classic Modern Rubbish
"U're tellin a Cherry ain't ya son!!"

Cherry Ripe	Pipe	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cheryl Crow	Snow	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chevy Chase	Face Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chew the fat	Chat Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chicken and Rice	Nice Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chicken Dinner	Winner	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Everyone's a Chicken Dinner."

Chicken Dippers	Slippers Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chicken Jalfrezi	Crazy Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's Chicken Jalfrezi."

Chicken Oriental	Mental	Classic Modern Rubbish
"You're chicken oriental pal, you know that don't you"

Chicken Oriental	Mental (crazy) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chicken Plucker	Fucker	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's a right Chicken Plucker 'im"

Chicker	Haircut	Classic Modern Rubbish

China Plate	Mate Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Alright me old china?"

Chinese Blind	Mind Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chinese Chippy	Nippy	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Its a bit Chinese Chippy out there"

Ching	5 Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chip Butty	Nutty Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"That geezers a bit Chip Butty"

Chipmunks	Trunks	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chips And Peas	Knees Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"My Chips And Peas are sore."

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang	Cockney Rhyming Slang	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chocolate Frog	Wog	Classic Modern Rubbish
"My friend's a Chocolate Frog."

Chocolate Fudge	Judge Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chop Sticks	Six (in bingo)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Christian Ziege	Eager	Classic Modern Rubbish
"'He's a bit Christian'"

Christmas Crackered	Knackered (tired) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Christmas Eve	Believe Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Chuffedterbits	Tits (breasts) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Church Pews	Shoes Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Bought a new pair of Churches."

Cilla Black	Back Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Gawd, me Cilla's playing up again!"

Cinderella	Stella (beer) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I've been drinkin' Cinderellas all night"

Claire Rayners	Trainers (running shoes) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Clark Gable	Table Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Put the plate on the Clark Gable"

Clark Kent	Bent Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's a bit Clarke Kent"

Clement Freuds	Hemorrhoids Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Clever Mike	Bike Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Clickety Click	Sixty six	Classic Modern Rubbish

Clonakilty	Guilty	Classic Modern Rubbish

Clothes Peg	Egg Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Coals and Coke	Broke (financially bereft) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Coat and Badge	Cadge	Classic Modern Rubbish

Coat Hanger	Clanger (mistake)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cobbler's Awls	Balls Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"That's a load of cobblers, for a start!"

Cock and Hen	Ten Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cock Linnet	Minute (time)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cock Sparrow	Barrow Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cockle	Tenner (10 pound note) Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cockle and Mussells	Brussells (sprouts)	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cockle Cock and Hen	10	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cockney Rhyme	Time Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Anyone got the cockney?"

Cockroach	Coach	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cocoa	Say so	Classic Modern Rubbish

Cold Chill	Old Bill (Police)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He went off with the cold chill."

Colney Hatch	Match	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Got any Colneys ?"

Colonel Gadaffi	Cafe	Classic Modern Rubbish

Commodore	£15 ie. three times a lady (Godiva - you know, as in fiver!!)	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Lend us a Commodore mate."

Conan Doyle	Boil Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Condoleezza Rice	Price Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Check the Condoleezza Rice on that item"

Connaught Ranger	Stranger Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Constantino Rocca	Shocker Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Coochie-Coo	Zoo	Classic Modern Rubbish
"We're going to the coochie coo today"

Cooking Fat	Cat Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Don't tease the cooking fat !"

Copacabana	Spanner Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Corn Beef	Teeth Alternatives	<