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| Baa Lamb | Tram | |
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| Babbling Brook | Crook
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| Babe Ruth | Truth | |
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"Ain't that the Babe"
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| Bacardi Breezer | Freezer | |
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"I'll just stick it in the Bacardi."
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| Bacardi Breezer | Geezer
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"Awight me old Bacardi"
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| Back and Front | Cunt
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"He's a bit of a Back andFront"
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| Back to Front | Cunt
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| Bacon and Eggs | Legs
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| Bacon Baps | Flaps | |
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| Bacon Bits | Tits (breasts)
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| Bacon Bonce | Nonce (i.e pervert, paeodophile) | |
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"That geezer's a right nonce"
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| Bacon Butty | Nutty
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"Don't go Bacon Butty on me!"
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| Bacon Rind | Mind
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"You off yer bacon ?!"
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| Bacon Rind | Blind | |
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"Is the ref Bacon Rind or what?"
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| Bacon Sarnie | Pakistani
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"(Sarnie means sandwich in colloquial English)"
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| bacon sarnie | Pakistani
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| Bacon Sarnie | Pakistani
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| Bag for Life | Wife
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"I took me Bag for Life to the Dolly Mixtures."
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| Bag of Fruit | Suit
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| Bag of Sand | Grand (£1000) | |
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| Bag of Yeast | Beast | |
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| Bag of Yeast | Priest
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| Bail of Hay | Gay
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"He's a bit bail of hay"
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| Baked Bean | Queen
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| Baked Beans | Jeans
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| Baked Potata | See you later
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| Baked Potato | See you Later
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| Bale of Hay | Gay
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| Bale of Straw | Raw | |
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| Ball and Bat | Twat
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"I think he's a real Ball and Bat!"
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| Ball of Chalk | Walk
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| Ballet Dancer | Chancer | |
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"Cor he ain't half a Ballet Dancer"
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| Balloon Car | Saloon Bar | |
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| Bambi and Thumper | Trumper (arsehole) | |
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| Bamboo Shoots | Boots
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"As any one seen my Bamboo's?"
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| Bananarama | To have a situation or a drama | |
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"I'm having a right Bananarama today."
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| Band in the Box | Pox
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| Band of Hope | Soap
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| Bangers and Mash | Slash (urinate)
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| Bangers and Mash | Trash | |
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"Go and clear out the Bangers and Mash."
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| Bangers and Mash | Cash
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| Bar o' Soap | Pope | |
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"The Bar o'Soap's lookin' a bit Jack & Jill, innee?"
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| Barack Obama | Pyjamas
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"Go put your Barackas, eh?"
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| Barack Obama | Charmer
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"I tell you mate, he's a right Barack."
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| Barack Obama | Farmer
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"Bunch of Baracks taking to the streets again!"
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| Barb Wired | Tired | |
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"I'm going to bed,I'm barb wired"
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| Barclays Bank | Wank (masturbate)
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| Bargain Hunt | Cunt
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"He's a right Bargain Hunt!"
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| Barnaby Rudge | Judge
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| Barnet Fair | Hair
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"Look at your barnet! Council cut it for yer?"
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| Barney Marlin | Darlin'
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| Barney Rubble | Double | |
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"Playing pool"
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| Barney Rubble | Trouble | |
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"Got into a right Barney last night. "
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| Barry Brown | Frown
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"Stop Barry Brownin'"
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| Barry Cluff | Rough
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"God I feel Barry"
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| Barry Crocker | Shocker
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| Barry McGuigan | Big 'un | |
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| Barry McGuigan | Biggun
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| Barry McGuigan | Biggun
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"Don't give it the Barry McQuigan"
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| Barry Nash | Slash (urinate)
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"I'm going to burst if I don't go for a Barry…"
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| Barry White | Shite
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| Basement Jaxx | Tracks | |
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"I'll be making Basement Jaxx now"
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| Basil Brush | Thrush | |
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"I've got a bad case of Basil."
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| Basil Fawlty | Balti | |
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| Basin of Gravy | Baby | |
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| Bat and ball | Tall | |
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"That lad is a bit Bat and Ball"
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| Bat and Wicket | Ticket
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| Bath Bun | Son
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| Bath Tub | Pub
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"Jus goin dahn the Bath for a couple o' Pigs'."
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| Bathroom Tap | Jap
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"The place is full of Bathroom Taps."
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| Bathroom Tiles | Piles (haemorrhoids)
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"I've got a nasty case of the Bathroom Tiles"
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| Battle Cruiser | Boozer (pub)
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"Let's go dahn the battle cruiser"
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| Battle of Waterloo | Stew | |
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| Baydon Powell | Trowel | |
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"Put some Donald on me Baydon."
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| Bazaar | Bar (pub)
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| BBQ Bits | Tits
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"She showed me her BBQ Bits"
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| Beam me up Scotty | Totty | |
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| Beans on Toast | Post
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"Hit it off the Beans on Toast"
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| Beans on Toast | Post
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"My penalty hit the beans"
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| Bear's Paw | Saw | |
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| Beating Heart | Tart
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"Look at that stupid Beating Heart."
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| Becks & Posh | Nosh (food) | |
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"I'm right Lee Marvin, think I'll nip out for some Becks & Posh"
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| Becks and Posh | Money (Dosh) | |
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"I can't tonight, I've got no Beck's."
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| Bed and Breakfast | 26 | |
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| Bee Hive | Drive | |
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"Last night she bee'd through the pleasure and pain."
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| Beecham's Pill | Bill (statement)
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| Beecham's Pill | Still (photograph) | |
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| Bees and Honey | Money
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| Bees and honey | Money
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"Give me the bees."
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| Bees Wax | Tax
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"I've paid a lot of Bees Wax this week."
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| Beggar boy's arse | Brass (old Cockney for a prostitute) | |
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"She's a bit brassy"
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| Beggar Boy's Ass | Bass | |
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| Beggar My Neighbour | On the labour (Labour Exchange) | |
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| Behind With the Rent | Bent
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"He's definately Behind with the Rent."
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| Belinda Carlisles | Piles (hemorrhoids)
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| Belinda Carlisles. | Piles (hemorrhoids)
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"Cor, me Belinda's er givin me jip t'day"
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| Belt buckle | Chuckle | |
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"You're 'avin a belt buckle!"
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| Ben Cartwright | Shite
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| Ben Dover | Hangover | |
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"I've Got Such A Bad Ben Dover."
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| Bended Knees | Cheese
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| Bendy Flex | Sex
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"Just going for a bit of Bendy."
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| Bengal Lancer | Chancer (someone not qualified) | |
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| Benny Hills | Pills | |
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"I'm gonna get Benny'd up."
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| Berkshire Hunt | Cunt
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"You stupid berk!"
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| Bernard Langher | Banger | |
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"Lovely plate of Bernard Langhers"
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| Bernard Matthew | Queue | |
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| Bernard Miles | Piles
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"Gawd, me Bernards are killing me!"
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| Bernie Flint | Skint (broke)
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| Bernie Winter | Printer
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| Bethnal Greens | Jeans
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"Nice pair of Bethnals."
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| Betty Boo | Poo
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"Where's the lav, I need a Betty!"
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| Betty Grable | Table
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"Excuse me, I'd like to book a Betty Grable"
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| Bexley Heath | Teeth
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"Look at the Bexley's on that"
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| Bib and Brace | Face
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"Shut your Bib and Brace."
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| Big Ben | Ten
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| Big Dippers | Slippers
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| Bill and Ben | Pen
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"Where's my Bill and Ben."
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| Bill and Ben | Ten
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| Bill and Benner | Tenner (£10) | |
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"You got that Bill and Benner you owe me?"
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| Bill Murray | Curry
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| Bill Oddie | Voddie (Vodka) | |
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| Bill Roffie | Coffee
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"Fancy a bill roffie mate?"
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| Billie Piper | Windscreen Wiper | |
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"Some slag snapped off me Billies"
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| Billie Piper | Sniper | |
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"'E was 'it by a bullet from a Billie"
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| Billy Bunter | Punter | |
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"Get your finger out there's a queue of Billy Bunters."
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| Billy Goat | Throat
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| Billy Goat | Coat
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"put yer billy on its freezing outside"
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| Billy Goat | Coat
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"Some one's Half Inched my Billy Goat!"
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| Billy Goat | Coat
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"Where's my Billy Goat!"
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| Billy Hunt | Silly cunt | |
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"All right Billy"
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| Billy Joel | Dole
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"That guy's on the Billy Joel"
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| Billy Ray Cyrus | Virus | |
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"He caught the big Billy Ray."
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| Bin Laden | Garden
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"I'm gonna spend the afternoon in the old Bin Laden"
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| Bin Lids | Kids
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| Bird Bath | Laugh
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"You're 'aving a bird bath mate"
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| Bird Lime | Time
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"Me old man's inside, doin' time."
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| Bird's Nest | Chest
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| Biscuit and Cookie | Bookie
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| Biscuit and Cookie | Rookie | |
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| Biscuits and Cheese | Knees
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| Bish Bash Bosh | Wash
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"I've got to go and have a Bish Bash Bosh!"
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| Bit o' Luck | Fuck
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"I had a bit of luck last night."
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| Black and Decker | Pecker
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| Blackpool Rock | Cock
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| Blackpool Tower | Shower
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"I'm going for a Blackpool."
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| Blade of Grass | Ass
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"Get your Blade over 'ere."
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| Blaine | Insane
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"Jeez mate - that's a bit David innit?"
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| Blood Red | Head
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| Bloody Mary | Hairy | |
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"God she's Bloody Mary"
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| Blue Peter | Heater | |
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"Turn on the Blue Peter."
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| Bo Peep | Sleep
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| Boat Race | Face
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"Shut yer bloomin' boat!"
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| Bob | 1 Shilling (5 pence) | |
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| Bob Cryer | Liar
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| Bob Hope | Dope
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| Bob Marley | Charlie (cocaine)
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"Any Bob Marly around?"
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| Bob Murray | Hurry | |
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"Come on I'm in a Bob Murray"
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| Bob Squash | Wash
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| Boba Fett | Wet | |
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| Bobbins and Cotton | Rotten
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"These apples are Bobbins."
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| Bobble Hat and Scarf | Laugh
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"Bobble Hat and Scarf, ur having a laugh."
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| Bobby Brown | Town | |
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| Bobby Dylan | Villain | |
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"Right little Bobby Dylan"
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| Bobby Moore | Sure | |
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| Bobby Moore | Score
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| Bobby Moore | Score (£20)
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"'it cost me a bobby moore'"
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| Bodie and Doyle | Oil | |
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"Can you pass me the Bodie and Doyle"
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| Boiler House | Spouse
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| Bonney Fair | Hair
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| Bonnie and Clyde | Slide | |
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"Mum, can I go to the Bonnie?"
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| Bonnie and Clyde | Snide (fake)
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"That a Bonnie Ralph Loren or a real one?"
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| Boom and Mizzen | Prison | |
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| Bo-Peep | Sleep
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| Boracic Lint | Skint (broke)
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"Can't come out tonight, I'm boracic!"
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| Boris Becker | Pecker
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| Boris The Bold | Cold
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| Born and Bred | Bed
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| Boss Hogg | Bog (toilet)
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"Going to the Boss for an Eartha."
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| Botany Bay | Run Away | |
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| Bottle and Glass | Arse
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| Bottle and Glass | Class | |
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| Bottle and Stopper | Copper (policeman)
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| Bottle and Stopper | Copper (policeman)
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| Bottle of Cola | Bowler | |
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| Bottle of Glue | 2 | |
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| Bottle of Pop | Shop
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"Wat u gettin from the Bottle."
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| Bottle of Porter | Daughter
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| Bottle of Rum | Bum
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"Nice Bottle Of Rum."
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| Bottle of Sauce | Horse
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| Bottle of Scotch | Watch
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| Bottomless Pit | Shit
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| Boutrous Boutrous Gali | Charlie (cocaine)
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| Bow and Arra | Para (paranoid) | |
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"You look bow and arra"
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| Bow and Arrow | Barrow
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| Bow and Arrow | Sparrow | |
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| Bowl of chalk | Walk
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| Bowl of Fruit | Suit
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| Bowler Hat | Twat
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"He's a bit of a Bowler."
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| Bows and Arrows | Farahs (trousers) | |
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"Put on me bows and arrers"
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| Box of Toys | Noise | |
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| Brace and Bit | Shit
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| Brace and Bits | Tits (breasts)
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| Brad Pitt | Shit
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| Brad Pitt | Fit | |
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"Cor, shes Brad Pitt."
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| Brad Pitts | Tits (breasts)
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| Brady Bunch | Lunch
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"Going down to the Nuclear for Bradys... coming?"
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| Brahms and Liszt | Pissed (drunk)
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| Bram Stoker | Choker | |
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"What a Bram Stoker."
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| Brass Band | Hand
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"Ouch!I've hurt my Brass Band."
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| Brass Door | Whore
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"I'm going to be knocking on the old Brass Door."
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| Brass Flute | Prostitute | |
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| Brass Tacks | Facts | |
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| Bread and Butter | Gutter | |
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| Bread and Butter | Nutter
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"Cor that bloke's a right Bread an' Butter."
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| Bread and Cheese | Sneeze | |
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| Bread and Honey | Money
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| Bread Knife | Wife
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| Brendan Grace | Face (Brendan Grace was an Irish comedian) | |
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"Don't forget to wash your Brendan Grace"
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| Brian Clough | Puff | |
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"Got any Brian on ya."
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| Brian Clough | Rough
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| Brian Clough | Rough
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"That bird is a bit Brian Clough"
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| Bricks and Mortar | Daughter
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| Bride and Groom | Living room | |
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| Brigham Young | Tongue | |
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| Bright and Breezy | Easy
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| Brighton Pier | Gear (cocaine) | |
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"Get us a dolls pram of Brighton Pier"
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| Brighton Pier | Queer (gay)
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| Briney Marlin | Darlin'
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| Bristol and West | Chest (tits) | |
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"Cor look at 'er Bristols (note: this is a new definition, we're well aware of the traditional)"
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| Bristol City | Titty (breast)
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"Nice pair o' Bristols!"
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| Britney Spears | Tears
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"Dry away those Britney Spears"
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| Britney Spears | Ears
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"What's wrong wiv yer Britney's luv"
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| Britney Spears | Beers
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"Let's go fer a few Britneys"
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| Brixton Riot | Diet | |
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"No chocolate for me - spoils me Brixton."
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| Bromley By Bow's | Toes | |
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| Brown Bread | Dead
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| Bruce Lee | Key | |
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"Where's me Bruce Lee's?"
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| Bruce Lee | Tea
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"Anyone fancy a Bruce."
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| Bruce Lee | Pee
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| Brussel Sprout | Shout | |
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| Brussel Sprout | Nowt | |
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"He getting Brussels Sprout, I'm Borassic"
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| Brussels Sprout | Doubt | |
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"Without a Brussels Sprout mate."
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| Brussels Sprout | Tout | |
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"I bought my ticket off a Brussels"
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| Brussels Sprouts | Scouts | |
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| Bubble and Squeak | Week | |
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| Bubble and Squeak | Beak (magistrate) | |
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| Bubble and Squeak | Greek
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| Bubble and Squeak | Greek
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| Bubble Bath | Laugh
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"He's 'avin' a bubble"
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| Bubble Bath | Laugh
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| bubble gum | Chum
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"How you doin' Bubble Gum"
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| Bucket and Pail | Jail
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| Buckets and Spades | AIDS
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| Bugle | Nose
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| Bugs Bunny | Money
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| Bull and Cow | Row (argument) | |
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| Bullock's Horn | Pawn (in-pawn) | |
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| Bullseye | Fifty pounds | |
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| Bumble Bee | E (Ecstacy) | |
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| Bunny Ears | Tears
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| Bunse | Money (Nice little earner) abbreviated from Bunsen Burner | |
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"How much money did we make last month Del? Loads o' Bunse Rodders, loads o' Bunse!"
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| Bunsen Burner | Earner
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"Nice little Bunsen Burner"
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| Burnt Cinder | Window
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| Burt and Ernie | Journey | |
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| Burton-On-Trent | Rent
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"I'm so boracic I can't even pay me Burton"
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| Bushel and Peck | Cheque
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"Goin' down the J Arfer to sausage a bushel (Going down the bank to cash a cheque)"
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| Bushey Park | Lark (fun)
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| Buster Keaton | Meeting
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| Butcher's Hook | Look
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