Heavenly Bliss!

Cockney to English letter A

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Code	A la Mode
We've got to talk a la mode round by the dustbins.

Penny	Abergavenny

Shilling	Able and Willing
'Ere mate I'm skint, lend us an Able

Stinking	Abraham Lincoln
There's a dead cat in the garden and it's Abraham Lincoln!

AIDS	Ace of Spades
You've been dealt the Ace of Spades

Rip	Acid Trip
Did your trousers just acid?

Milk	Acker Bilk

Believe	Adam and Eve
Can you Adam and Eve it?

Pants	Adam and the Ants Alternatives

Plants	Adam and the Ants Alternatives
I've just Son and Daughter'd me Adam and the Ants.

Pants	Adam's

Dole	Adrian Mole
I'm on the old Adrian Mole.

Rubber (contraception)	Advice from Mother
Did you use your Advice from Mother?

Street	Ain't It A Treat
That's me Lemon down the Ain't It A Treat.

Sauce	Air Force
Do you wan't any Air Force on yer chips luv?

Stunner	Air Gunner
Cwar! She's a right Air Gunner!

Faces	Airs and Graces Alternatives

Braces	Airs and Graces Alternatives

Epsom races	Airs and Graces Alternatives

Jacket	AJ Hackett
Where's me AJ Hackett?

Telephone	Al Capone
She just keeps Rabbiting on the Al Capone.

Stoned	Al Caponed
Are we getting Al Caponed tonight?

Cappucino	Al Pacino

Out of order	Alan Border

Hot	Alan Knott
It ain't half Alan Knott in here.

Bad	Alan Ladd
It's well Alan

Printer	Alan Minter Alternatives
Looks like the paper has got jammed in the Alan again !

Splinter	Alan Minter Alternatives

Flu	Alan Pardew
I've got a bad case of the alan!

Knicker (a pound)	Alan Whicker
Ten Alan Whickers


Knickers	Alan Whickers
Where's me Alan Whickers?

Ball	Albert Hall
I got kicked in the Albert Halls

Tail	Alderman's Nail

Slash (Urinate)	Alex Nash

Pleb	Alexander Hleb
"I'm sorry. I made a complete Alexander Hleb of myself last night"

Email	Alexei Sayle
Send us an Alexei Sayle later on with the details.

Barnet (hair)	Alf Garnet
Been in the barbers to get something done about me Alf Garnet

Pee	Ali G
I need an Ali G

Score	Ali McGraw
What's the Ali mate?

Bike. Alibi Ike was a movie star.	Alibi Ike

Shave	All Night Rave

Boozer (pub)	All Time Loser

Later	Alligator

Socks	Almond Rocks

Ponce	Alphonse

Incredible	Anchor Spreadable
Cor that goal was Anchor Spreadable

Freak	Ancient Greek Alternatives
This geezer, he's a right Ancient Greek.

Reek	Ancient Greek Alternatives

Car	Andrew Marr
I'll have a look in the Andrew Maerr

Rain	Andy Cain

Dole	Andy Cole
I get me Andy Cole money through next week

Charlie (Cocaine)	Andy Farley

Cab (taxi)	Andy McNab Alternatives
I'm goin gettig an Andy McNab home

Kebab	Andy McNab Alternatives

Crabs	Andy McNabs
Don't take 'er 'ome - you'll get a right case of the Andy's

Dandy	Andy Pandy Alternatives
He's a bit of an Andy!

Brandy	Andy Pandy Alternatives
We drank 4 bottles of Andy Pandy in the bar.

Price	Anekka Rice
Paid a right good Anakke Rice for this motor.

Cheating	Angus Deaton
He's been Angus Deaton on his wife.

Skiver	Angus MacGyver
you're a right Angus MacGyver


Gin	Ann Boleyn
You have a Gold Watch, I'll have an Anny

Advice	Anneka Rice
I need some Anneka Rice.

Strong	Annie May Wong
That's a bit Annie May

Cheque	Ant and Dec
I'll get the Ant n Dec in the post tonight mate

Earner	Anthea Turner
A right good little Anthea Turner

Robbing	Apple Bobbing
He's been out Apple Bobbing again.

Score (£20)	Apple Core

Bitter (beer)	Apple Fritter Alternatives
Pint of apple fritter darlin'.

Dip	Apple Pip
Let's go down to Worthing for an Apple Pip.

Do the off	Apple Toff

Stairs	Apples and Pears
Up the Apples and Pears to Bedfordshire

Tool - Meaning Gun	April Fool
E ad an April wiv im in his 'appy bag

Stools	April Fools Alternatives

Pools (the pools)	April Fools Alternatives

Flowers	April Showers

2000	Archer

Boozer	Arethusa
Arethusa is an old shop moored on the Thames

Bottle	Aristotle

Gravy	Army and Navy

Farmer	Arnold Palmer

Lodger	Artful Dodger

Slash	Arthur Ash
Going for a quick Arthur

Cash	Arthur Ashe

Boil	Arthur Conan Doyle
Clive, get that kettle on the arfur!'

Growler	Arthur Fowler

Gargle (drink)	Arthur Scargill

Pikey	As You Likey

2:1 degree result	Atilla the Hunn
I got an Atilla in maths at Uni.

Table	Aunt Mabel
Put the fruit on the Aunt Mabel

Smell	Aunt Nell


Umbrella	Auntie Ella

Bell	Auntie Nell
Give us an Auntie Nell tomorra morning.

Belly	Auntie Nellie

Telly	Auntie Nelly

Shower	Austin Power
Just jumping in the Austin

Fire	Ave Maria

Tenner (10 pound note)	Ayrton Senna