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English to Slang letter F

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English Slang Rate
FaceBib and Brace
"Shut your Bib and Brace."

FaceBoat Race
"Shut yer bloomin' boat!"

FaceChevy Chase

FaceDrum and Bass
Alternatives

FaceHale and Pace
"What's wrong with your Hale and Pace?"

FaceRicky Gervais
"The geezer had claret all over his Ricky"

Face (Brendan Grace was an Irish comedian)Brendan Grace
"Don't forget to wash your Brendan Grace"

FacesAirs and Graces
Alternatives

FactsBrass Tacks

Fag (cigarette)Harry Wragg

Fag (cigarette)Jet Lag

Fag (cigarette)Oily Rag
Alternatives

Fag (cigarette)Spit and a drag
"I'm goin' aht fer a spit"

Fag (cigarette)Toe-Rag

Faggot (homosexual man)Inspector Taggart

Fair enoughHairy Muff
Alternatives

FairyJulian Clairy

FakeSexton Blake
Alternatives

FakeRicki Lake

FannyShereen Nanjiani

FannyJackie Danny
"The furry Jackie Danny"

Farahs (trousers)Bows and Arrows
"Put on me bows and arrers"

FareGrey Mare

FarmerArnold Palmer

FartFalse Start
"Mate, I just False Started."

FartJam Tart
Alternatives
"Cor that Jam stinks."

FartHorse and Cart
Alternatives
"Ooof wot a horse mate"

FartHorse and Cart
Alternatives

FartRaspberry Tart
Alternatives

Fart ('Orse and Cart)Orson

Fat (from the children's TV programme)Postman Pat
Alternatives
"You're a bit Postman "

FavourCheesey Quaver
Alternatives
"Do us a cheesey quaver."

FaxNails and Tacks

FeelOrange Peel

FeelJellied Eel
Alternatives

FeetPlates of Meat
"Me plates are killin' me!"

FeverRobinson and Cleaver

FibMaurice Gibb
"Oi, you tellin' a Maurice?"

Fifty (pounds)Nifty

FighterTypewriter

Fine (as in nice body!)Calvin Klein
Alternatives
"Oi Oi you're Clvin Kein!"

FingersLongers and Lingers

FireJeremiah

FireMcIntyre
"Somebody shouted McIntyre! (from the song, When the Old Dun Cow caught fire)."

FireAve Maria

FireObediah

First (especially as in degree result)Geoff Hurst
Alternatives

FishLilian Gish

FistOliver Twist
Alternatives

Fist (Duke of York = Fork = Fist)Duke of York
Alternatives
"Put your Dukes up"

FitBrad Pitt
Alternatives
"Cor, shes Brad Pitt."

FiveJack's Alive
Alternatives

FiverMinnie Driver
"He owes me a Minnie."

FiverDeep Sea Diver

FiverPam Shriver

Fiver (£5)Lady Godiva

Fiver (five pounds)Sky Diver

FixTwo and Six
"I'm in a right Two and Six."

FixHans Blix
"I'm in a bit of a Hans."

FlapsBacon Baps

Flares (wide bottom trousers)Lionel Blaire
Alternatives

FlashHarry Dash
Alternatives

FlashHarry Dash
Alternatives
"Don't get Harry Dash son!"

FlatFrench Plait
"Do you fancy coming back to my French Plait for a bevi?"

FleaJenny Lee

FlicksStevie Nicks
"What's on a the Stevie this week?"

FliesMorecombe & Wise

FloorRory O'Moore
Alternatives

FlowerEarly Hour

FlowersEarly Hours

FlowersApril Showers

FlueyHong Kong Phoey
"I'm feeling all Hong Kong Phoey"

FlushSnow and Slush

FlySteak and Kidney Pie

Flying SquadSweeney Todd

FoodIn the Nude

FoolGarden Tool
"All my life people have taken me for a Garden Tool."

ForkDuke of York
Alternatives

ForkRoast Pork

Four of a KindCheese Rind

FreakAncient Greek
Alternatives
"This geezer, he's a right Ancient Greek."

FreezerBacardi Breezer
Alternatives
"I'll just stick it in the Bacardi."

Frenchies (people from France)Park Benches
"There's a load of park benches over there."

FridgeStamford Bridge
"Get us a beer out the Stamford."

FridgeMountain Ridge
"Get us a Richard Gere out of the mountain ridge"

FridgeLightning Ridge
"Have a look in the Lightning Ridge."

FrownJames Brown
"You gotta turn that James Brown upside down!"

FrownBarry Brown
"Stop Barry Brownin'"

Fruit of the LoomMop and Broom
"Get yer mops on"

FuckAylsebury Duck
"A Dont Give An Aylesbury Duck M8 !"

FuckBit o' Luck
"I had a bit of luck last night."

FuckDonald Duck
Alternatives
"Don't give a Donald Duck mate"

FuckCrispy Duck
"Couldn't give a Crispy Duck mate!"

FuckTom and Huck

FuckUncle Buck
"I saw my Uncle Buck last night"

FuckPush in the Truck
"It's been years since I had a push in the truck"

Fuck ItTear In A Bucket
"Mate tear in a bucket"

Fuck ItCharlie Bucket
"Oh Charlie Bucket!"

Fuck offVincent Van Gogh
Alternatives
"I'm gonna do a Vincent now"

FuckedCattle Trucked
"It's Cattled mate."

FuckedDaffy Ducked
"I need a new car, my old is totally daffy ducked!"

FuckedFriar Tucked
"I was totally Friared after that boozeup"

FuckerChicken Plucker
"He's a right Chicken Plucker 'im"

FunnyEaster Bunny
"You think you're so bloody Easter Bunny"