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English to Slang letter W

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English Slang Rate
WagerJohn Major
Alternatives

WagerJohn Major
Alternatives
"Care to put a little john major on that?"

WagesGreengages

WagesCat and Cages

WagesRock of Ages

WaistcoatCharlie Prescot

WaiterHot Potato

WalesCanterbury Tales

WalkBall of Chalk

WalkBowl of chalk

WalkPenn'orth of chalk
"Take a penn'orth, let me get on with me bloody job."

WanderJane Fonda
"Off for a Jane Fonda on the dancefloor"

WankWestminster Bank

Wank (masturbate)Sherman Tank

Wank (masturbate)Thomas Tank
"i was having a thomas when my wife walked in"

Wank (masturbate)Tom Tank

Wank (masturbate)Tommy Tank
Alternatives

Wank (masturbate)Jodrell Bank

Wank (masturbate)Iron Tank
Alternatives

Wank (masturbate)J Arthur Rank

Wank (masturbate)Peddle and Crank

Wank (masturbate)Midland Bank

Wank (masturbate)Barclays Bank

Wank (masturbate)Ann Frank
"Off for an "Ann Frank""

WankerCasa Blanca

WankerKuwaiti Tanker

WankerMerchant Banker

WankerOil Tanker
"He's a right oil tanker"

WankerShip's Anchor

WankerSri Lanker
"He's a right Sri Lanker"

WankerRavi Shankar

WankerRicky - (Ricky & Bianca)
"He's a right Ricky."

WankerWalter Anchor

WashLemon Squash
"Gotta ave a quick lemon"

WashBish Bash Bosh
"I've got to go and have a Bish Bash Bosh!"

WashBob Squash

WatchBottle of Scotch

WatchKettle

WatchKettle and Hob

WatchGordon and Gotch

WaterDirty Daughter

WaterFisherman's Daughter

WaterTen Furlongs Mile and a Quarter

WazzKeith Vaz
"I'm busting for a Keith"

Web siteWind and Kite
"Check out my new wind and kite"

WeddingOtis Redding
Alternatives
"Lovely Otis Redding it was"

WeePatrick Mcnee
"I'm desperate for a Patrick"

WeeDairylea
"I need a Dairylea"

WeedHappy Feed
"'Ow much Happy 'ave you got?"

WeekBubble and Squeak
Alternatives

WeightPieces of Eight

WenchMonkey Wrench

WenchTramp On A Bench

WetBoba Fett

Where aboutsFurry Boots
"Furry Boots you going?"

WhiskeyGay and Frisky
Alternatives
"I'll have a Gay and Frisky"

WhiskyGay and Frisky
Alternatives

WhoreDoug Mcclure

WhoreBrass Door
"I'm going to be knocking on the old Brass Door."

WhoreForty Four
""She's a da'ned Forty Four!""

WhoreThomas Moore
"Gawd 'elp us, look at her! She looks like a real Thomas (or and Old Tom), mate."

Whore (prostitute)Forty-Four Swinging Door

WifeBread Knife

WifeBag for Life
"I took me Bag for Life to the Dolly Mixtures."

WifeDuchess of Fife

WifeFork and Knife

WifeCarving Knife

WifeTrouble and Strife

WigSyrup of Figs
"That's a definite syrup if ever I saw one!"

WigFarmer's Pig
"I just bought a new Farmer's!"

WigIrish Jig
Alternatives

WigIrish jig
Alternatives
"That bird's barnet must be an Irish jig."

WigOil Rig
"Look at that Oil Rig 'es wearing"

WindowKevin and Linda
"He's put a brick through the Kevin."

WindowBurnt Cinder

WindowTommy Trinder

Windscreen WiperBillie Piper
Alternatives
"Some slag snapped off me Billies"

WindyMork and Mindy
Alternatives

WindyMork and Mindy
Alternatives
"It's mork & mindy"

WineCalvin Klein
Alternatives
"Glass of dry white Calvin please."

Wine (Vino)Quentin Tarantino
"I fancy a glass of Quentin (Tarantino)."

WinnerChicken Dinner
"Everyone's a Chicken Dinner."

WishesPots and Dishes

WogChocolate Frog
"My friend's a Chocolate Frog."

Wog (off)Kermit the Frog
Alternatives

WomanGooseberry Puddin'

WoodDome Good

Woods (Woodbines)Do Me Goods

WordDicky Bird

WordLemon Curd
Alternatives
"'ave a Lemon Curd with yourself"

WorkKathy Burke
"Gotta do some Kathy Burke"

WorkCaptain Kirk
Alternatives
"Can't be bothered to go to Captain Kirk, think I'll pull a Metal Mickey"

WorriesFred Mcmurrays

WrenchJudy Dench
Alternatives
"Oi, hand me that Judy."

WristSchindlers List
Alternatives
"I've twisted me Schindlers"