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English to Cockney letter W

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Wager	John Major Alternatives

Wager	John Major Alternatives
Care to put a little john major on that?

Wages	Rock of Ages

Wages	Cat and Cages

Wages	Greengages

Waistcoat	Charlie Prescot

Waiter	Hot Potato

Wales	Canterbury Tales

Walk	Ball of Chalk

Walk	Bowl of chalk

Walk	Penn'orth of chalk
Take a penn'orth, let me get on with me bloody job.

Wander	Jane Fonda
Off for a Jane Fonda on the dancefloor

Wash	Bish Bash Bosh
I've got to go and have a Bish Bash Bosh!

Wash	Bob Squash

Wash	Lemon Squash
Gotta ave a quick lemon

Watch	Kettle

Watch	Kettle and Hob

Watch	Bottle of Scotch

Watch	Gordon and Gotch

Water	Dirty Daughter

Water	Fisherman's Daughter

Water	Ten Furlongs Mile and a Quarter

Wazz	Keith Vaz
I'm busting for a Keith

Web site	Wind and Kite
Check out my new wind and kite

Wedding	Otis Redding Alternatives
Lovely Otis Redding it was

Wee	Patrick Mcnee
I'm desperate for a Patrick

Wee	Rusty Lee
I'm gawn for a Rusty Lee.

Wee	Dairylea
I need a Dairylea

Weed	Dog and Lead
I lost my Dog and Lead.

Weed	Happy Feed
'Ow much Happy 'ave you got?


Week	Bubble and Squeak Alternatives

Weight	Pieces of Eight

Wench	Monkey Wrench

Wench	Tramp On A Bench

Wet	Boba Fett

Where abouts	Furry Boots
Furry Boots you going?

Wife	Fork and Knife

Wife	Duchess of Fife

Wife	Bag for Life
I took me Bag for Life to the Dolly Mixtures.

Wife	Bread Knife

Wife	Carving Knife

Wife	Trouble and Strife

Wig	Oil Rig
Look at that Oil Rig 'es wearing

Wig	Syrup of Figs
That's a definite syrup if ever I saw one!

Wig	Farmer's Pig
I just bought a new Farmer's!

Wig	Irish Jig Alternatives

Wig	Irish jig Alternatives
That bird's barnet must be an Irish jig.

Window	Burnt Cinder

Window	Tommy Trinder

Window	Kevin and Linda
He's put a brick through the Kevin.

Windscreen Wiper	Billie Piper Alternatives
Some slag snapped off me Billies

Windy	Mork and Mindy Alternatives

Windy	Mork and Mindy Alternatives
It's mork & mindy

Wine	Calvin Klein Alternatives
Glass of dry white Calvin please.

Wine (Vino)	Quentin Tarantino
I fancy a glass of Quentin (Tarantino).

Winner	Chicken Dinner
Everyone's a Chicken Dinner.

Wishes	Pots and Dishes

Woman	Gooseberry Puddin'

Wood	Dome Good

Woods (Woodbines)	Do Me Goods


Word	Lemon Curd Alternatives
'ave a Lemon Curd with yourself

Work	Kathy Burke
Gotta do some Kathy Burke

Work	Captain Kirk Alternatives
Can't be bothered to go to Captain Kirk, think I'll pull a Metal Mickey

Worries	Fred Mcmurrays

Wrench	Judy Dench Alternatives
Oi, hand me that Judy.

Wrist	Schindlers List Alternatives
I've twisted me Schindlers