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English to Cockney letter R

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Rabbits	Nuns and Habits

Racing Post	Holy Ghost Alternatives

Rail	Toby Ale

Rain	Pleasure and Pain

Rain	Duke of Spain

Rain	Andy Cain

Rain	Cynthia Paine

Ramble	Sol Campbell Alternatives
Just going for a bit of a Sol Campbell

Raver	Cheesey Quaver Alternatives
Back in 1989 South Mimms Services was often a meeting place for Cheesey Quavers before the M25 acid.

Raw	Bale of Straw

Razor	Malky Fraser
You're gettin a malky

Readies (cash)	Duane Eddies

Readies (pound notes)	Nelson Eddy's

Real	Ian Beale
I'm keepin' it Ian Beale innit.

Reasons	Four Seasons

Reddies	Nelson Eddies

Redundance	Ticket to the Dance
He's got a ticket to the dance

Reek	Ancient Greek Alternatives

Rent	Burton-On-Trent
I'm so boracic I can't even pay me Burton

Rent	Duke of Kent Alternatives

Ride	Charlie Pride

Right	Isle of Wight

Ring	Jonathan King
I'm a bit sore today, I feel like I've been battered around the Jonathan King.

Ring	Highland Fling

Rip	Acid Trip
Did your trousers just acid?

River	Shake and Shiver

Road	Frog and Toad

Road	Kermit

Robbing	Apple Bobbing
He's been out Apple Bobbing again.

Rocks	Salford Docks


Roof	Horse's Hoof

Roof	Gawd's Truth

Rookie	Biscuit and Cookie Alternatives

Rose and crown (pub)	Lousy Brown

Rotten	Dot Cotton
That looks absolutely Dot Cotton.

Rotten	Bobbins and Cotton
These apples are Bobbins.

Rotten	Nick Cotton
It's all gone a bit Nick Cotton

Rotten	Reels of Cotton Alternatives

rotten	Reels of Cotton Alternatives
Hh my God that bird was propa Reels of Cotton

Rough	Barry Cluff
God I feel Barry

Rough	Brian Clough Alternatives

Rough	Brian Clough Alternatives
That bird is a bit Brian Clough

Rough	Damian Duff
That birds a bit Damian ain't she

Row (argument)	Bull and Cow

Rubber (contraception)	Advice from Mother
Did you use your Advice from Mother?

Rum	Finger and Thumb

Rum	Tom Thumb Alternatives

Rummage	Worzel Gummidge
Have a Worzel in that box

Run Away	Botany Bay