English to Slang letter P

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English	Slang	Rate
Paddy	Tea Caddy	Classic Modern Rubbish

Paedophile (from the TV series South Park)	Cousin Kyle	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pager	John Major Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pain	Frasier Crane	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's a right Frasier"

Paki	Joe Daki	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pakistani	Reg Varney Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pakistani	Bacon Sarnie	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pants	Adam and the Ants Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pants	Adam's	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pants	Pirates Of Penzance	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pants	Insects and Ants	Classic Modern Rubbish

Paper (newspaper)	Linen Draper	Classic Modern Rubbish

Para (paranoid)	Bow and Arra	Classic Modern Rubbish
"You look bow and arra"

Pardon	Osama bin Laden Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Beg your Osama"

Park	Plimsoll Mark	Classic Modern Rubbish

Park	Noah's Ark Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Park	Light and Dark	Classic Modern Rubbish

Parka (jacket)	Neil Sedaka	Classic Modern Rubbish

Parky (cold)	David Starkey	Classic Modern Rubbish
"It's a bit David oot mate!"

Party	Moriarty	Classic Modern Rubbish

Party	Todd Carty	Classic Modern Rubbish
"We're 'avin a bit of a Todd Carty (Todd Carty plays Mark Fowler in Eastenders)"

Party	Russell Harty	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pawn (in-pawn)	Bullock's Horn	Classic Modern Rubbish

PC Plod (policeman)	Fishing Rod	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Watch out theres a Fishin' Rod over there."

Peas	On Your Knees	Classic Modern Rubbish

Peck (of food)	Tooting Bec	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm feeling a bit Tooting Beckish"

Pecker	Boris Becker	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pecker	Black and Decker	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pee	C'est La Vie	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Oi garcon, je require un C'est La Vie."

Pee	Bruce Lee Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pee	Ken Smee	Classic Modern Rubbish

Peelers (police)	Pittsburgh Steelers	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pen	Layin Hen	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pen	Bill and Ben Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Where's my Bill and Ben."

Penalty Fare	Cherie Blair	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I jumped of the tube and got Cheried"

Penis	Mars and Venus	Classic Modern Rubbish

Penny	Kilkenny	Classic Modern Rubbish

Penny	Abergavenny	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pension	Shawshank Redemption	Classic Modern Rubbish

Perv (look at girls)	Dodge And Swerve	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Going down to the Nuclear Sub for a bit of a Dodge?"

Phat	Roland Rat	Classic Modern Rubbish
"That is well Roland Rat"

Philharmonic	Tonic	Classic Modern Rubbish

Phone	Trombone	Classic Modern Rubbish

Phone	Strawberry Rhone	Classic Modern Rubbish

Phone	Sharone Stone	Classic Modern Rubbish
"No worries china give us buzz on the Sharon."

Phone	Dog and Bone	Classic Modern Rubbish

Phone	Jelly Bone	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Aw me Jelly's vibrating"

Phone	Joey Ramone	Classic Modern Rubbish

Phone	Herring Bone	Classic Modern Rubbish

Phone	Nina Simone	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Stop rabbitting on the Nina and put the Frank Skinner on woman"

Phone	Molly Malone	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pianner (piano)	Joanna	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pickles	Harvey Nichols	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pictures	Dolly Mixtures	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piddle (urinate)	Lauren Riddle	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Jus goin for a Lauren Riddle"

Piddle (urinate)	Jimmy Riddle Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piddle (urinate)	Jimmy Riddle Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pie	Isle of Skye	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'd like some Isle of Skye."

Piece (lunch)	Merlyn Rees	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pikey	How d'ya Likey	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pikey	Do As You Likey	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pile of shit	Pirate ship	Classic Modern Rubbish
"It's just a pirate ship"

Piles	Topps tiles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles	Bernard Miles	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Gawd, me Bernards are killing me!"

Piles	Pllymouth Argylles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Rockford Files	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Nuremberg Trials	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Metric Miles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Michael Miles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Nobby Stiles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Judith Chalmers	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Blimey, I've got a nasty case of the Judiths"

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Belinda Carlisles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Belinda Carlisles.	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Cor, me Belinda's er givin me jip t'day"

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Chalfonts St. Giles	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Ooh, me Chalfonts are givin' me gyp!"

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Duke of Argyles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Four Minute Miles	Classic Modern Rubbish
"My Four Minutes are killing me"

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Farmer Giles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Sieg Heils	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piles (hemorrhoids)	Slay 'em in the Aisles	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pill	Harry Hill	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Are you on the Harry Hill darling?"

Pill	Jack and Jill Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Me girlfriend's on the Jack and Jill at last"

Pill	Jimmy Hill Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pillow	Weeping Willow	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pillow	Tit Willow	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pills	Benny Hills	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm gonna get Benny'd up."

Pinch (steal)	Half Inch	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pinch (steal)	Half-Inch	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Someone's 'alf-inched me wallet!"

Pint of Ale	Ship Full Sail	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Let's have a Ship."

Pint of lager	Mick Jagger	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Purported to be Scottish rhyming slang? Hmm ..."

Pint of Stella	Nelson	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Nelson Mandela"

Pint of Stella	Uri Gella	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Get us a pint of Uri."

Pipe	Cherry Ripe	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pirate	Millwal In Riot	Classic Modern Rubbish
"These DVD's are all Millwall In Riot"

Piss	Matt Le Tiss	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm dying for a matt le tiss"

Piss	Gypsy's Kiss	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Just going for a gypsy's - back in a mo."

Piss	Arthur Bliss	Classic Modern Rubbish

Piss	Sir Arthur Bliss	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm bursting for a Sir Arthur"

Piss	Snake's Hiss Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Just poppin' in for a quick snake's"

Piss	Snake's Hiss Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm going for a Snake's"

Pissed (drunk)	Schindlers List Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Down the alehouse, getting Schindler's …"

Pissed (drunk)	Scotch Mist	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pissed (drunk)	Brahms and Liszt	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pissed (drunk)	Oliver Twist Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pistol	Lady From Bristol	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pistol	Lady of Bristol	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pitch (stall or stand)	Hedge and Ditch	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pizza	Omar Riza	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Give us a slice of that Omar"

Place	Drum and Bass Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Just chillin' at my drum later"

Place (home). The word "drum" to describe a home came about long before the style of music	Drum and Bass Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Plan	Manfred Mann	Classic Modern Rubbish

Plan	Jackie Chan	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I've a Jackie"

Plants	Adam and the Ants Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I've just <exp>Son and Daughter'd</exp> me Adam and the Ants."

Plants	Uncles and Aunts	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Just had to dirty daughter me uncles and aunts"

Please	Hairy Knees	Classic Modern Rubbish

Plonker	Willy Wonka	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pocket	Sky Rocket	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pocket	Davy Crockett	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pocket	Davey Crocket	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Take ya hands out ya Davey!"

Pocket	Lucy Locket	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pole (as in Polish citizen). Used (allegedly) during WW2.	Jam Roll Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He's a Jam Role!"

Ponce	Alphonse	Classic Modern Rubbish

Ponce	Charlie Ronce	Classic Modern Rubbish

Pony (£25)	Macaroni	Classic Modern Rubbish

Poo	Betty Boo	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Where's the lav, I need a Betty!"

Poo	Efan Ekuku	Classic Modern Rubbish

Poo	Four by Two Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm busting for a Four by Two"

Poof (homosexual)	Iron Hoof	Classic Modern Rubbish

Poof (homosexual)	Tin Roof	Classic Modern Rubbish

Poofter	Wooly Woofter	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Look at him he's a bit of a Wooly Woofter"

Pools (the pools)	April Fools Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish

Poor	On the Floor	Classic Modern Rubbish

Poorly	Sue Lawley	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I'm feeling a bit Sue Lawley"

Pope	Bar o' Soap	Classic Modern Rubbish
"The Bar o'Soap's lookin' a bit Jack & Jill, innee?"

Pork	Dwight Yorke	Classic Modern Rubbish

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