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English to Slang letter P

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English Slang Rate
PaddyTea Caddy

Paedophile (from the TV series South Park)Cousin Kyle

PagerJohn Major
Alternatives

PainMichael Caine

PainFrasier Crane
"He's a right Frasier"

PakiJoe Daki

Pakistanibacon sarnie
Alternatives

PakistaniBacon Sarnie
Alternatives
"(Sarnie means sandwich in colloquial English)"

PakistaniBacon Sarnie
Alternatives

PakistaniReg Varney
Alternatives

PantsPirates Of Penzance

PantsAdam and the Ants
Alternatives

PantsAdam's

PantsInsects and Ants

Paper (newspaper)Linen Draper

Para (paranoid)Bow and Arra
"You look bow and arra"

PardonOsama bin Laden
Alternatives
"Beg your Osama"

ParkNoah's Ark
Alternatives

ParkPlimsoll Mark

ParkLight and Dark

Parka (jacket)Neil Sedaka

Parky (cold)David Starkey
"It's a bit David oot mate!"

PartyMoriarty

PartyHale and hearty
"Come to my hale and hearty"

PartyRussell Harty

PartyTodd Carty
"We're 'avin a bit of a Todd Carty (Todd Carty plays Mark Fowler in Eastenders)"

Pawn (in-pawn)Bullock's Horn

PC Plod (policeman)Fishing Rod
"Watch out theres a Fishin' Rod over there."

PeasOn Your Knees

Peck (of food)Tooting Bec
"I'm feeling a bit Tooting Beckish"

PeckerBlack and Decker

PeckerBoris Becker

PeeAli G
"I need an Ali G"

PeeC'est La Vie
"Oi garcon, je require un C'est La Vie."

PeeBruce Lee
Alternatives

PeeKen Smee

Peelers (police)Pittsburgh Steelers

PenLayin Hen

PenBill and Ben
Alternatives
"Where's my Bill and Ben."

Penalty FareCherie Blair
"I jumped of the tube and got Cheried"

PenisMars and Venus

PennyKilkenny

PennyAbergavenny

PensionShawshank Redemption

Perv (look at girls)Dodge And Swerve
"Going down to the Nuclear Sub for a bit of a Dodge?"

PhatRoland Rat
"That is well Roland Rat"

PhilharmonicTonic

PhoneStrawberry Rhone

PhoneTrombone

PhoneNina Simone
"Stop rabbitting on the Nina and put the Frank Skinner on woman"

PhoneSharone Stone
"No worries china give us buzz on the Sharon."

PhoneDog and Bone

PhoneJoey Ramone

PhoneJelly Bone
"Aw me Jelly's vibrating"

PhoneHerring Bone

PhoneMolly Malone

Pianner (piano)Joanna

PicklesHarvey Nichols

PicturesDolly Mixtures

PicturesFleas and Itches
"I'm off to the Fleas and Itches."

Piddle (urinate)Jimmy Riddle
Alternatives

Piddle (urinate)Jimmy Riddle
Alternatives

Piddle (urinate)Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm going for a Malcolm, mate..."

Piddle (urinate)Lauren Riddle
"Jus goin for a Lauren Riddle"

PieIsle of Skye
"I'd like some Isle of Skye."

Piece (lunch)Merlyn Rees

PikeyHow d'ya Likey

PikeyDo As You Likey

PikeyAs You Likey

Pile of shitPirate ship
"It's just a pirate ship"

PilesPllymouth Argylles

PilesTopps tiles

PilesAir Miles

PilesBernard Miles
"Gawd, me Bernards are killing me!"

Piles Jeremy Kyles
"I've got the Jeremy Kyles."

Piles (haemorrhoids)Mammy's Smiles
"That vindaloo is playing hell with my Mammies."

Piles (haemorrhoids)Bathroom Tiles
"I've got a nasty case of the Bathroom Tiles"

Piles (haemorrhoids)Tate and Lyles

Piles (haemorroids)Plymouth Argyles
"My Plymouths are killing me!"

Piles (hemorrhoids)Nobby Stiles

Piles (hemorrhoids)Sieg Heils

Piles (hemorrhoids)Slay 'em in the Aisles

Piles (hemorrhoids)Belinda Carlisles

Piles (hemorrhoids)Belinda Carlisles.
"Cor, me Belinda's er givin me jip t'day"

Piles (hemorrhoids)Chalfonts St. Giles
"Ooh, me Chalfonts are givin' me gyp!"

Piles (hemorrhoids)Farmer Giles

Piles (hemorrhoids)Four Minute Miles
"My Four Minutes are killing me"

Piles (hemorrhoids)Duke of Argyles

Piles (hemorrhoids)Michael Miles

Piles (hemorrhoids)Judith Chalmers
"Blimey, I've got a nasty case of the Judiths"

Piles (hemorrhoids)Metric Miles

Piles (hemorrhoids)Nuremberg Trials

PillJimmy Hill
Alternatives

PillJack and Jill
Alternatives
"Me girlfriend's on the Jack and Jill at last"

PillHarry Hill
"Are you on the Harry Hill darling?"

PillowTit Willow

PillowWeeping Willow

PillsBenny Hills
"I'm gonna get Benny'd up."

PinHuckleberry Finn
"There are ten Huckleberry Finns per frame."

Pinch (steal)Half Inch

Pinch (steal)Half-Inch
"Someone's 'alf-inched me wallet!"

Pint of AleShip Full Sail
"Let's have a Ship."

Pint of lagerMick Jagger
"Purported to be Scottish rhyming slang? Hmm ..."

Pint of StellaNelson
"Nelson Mandela"

Pint of StellaUri Gella
"Get us a pint of Uri."

PipeCherry Ripe

PirateMillwal In Riot
"These DVD's are all Millwall In Riot"

PissMatt Le Tiss
"I'm dying for a matt le tiss"

PissGypsy's Kiss
"Just going for a gypsy's - back in a mo."

Pisshit an miss
"I need a Hit and Miss"

PissArthur Bliss

PissAlger Hiss
"I'm going for a alger"

PissSir Arthur Bliss
"I'm bursting for a Sir Arthur"

PissSnake's Hiss
Alternatives
"Just poppin' in for a quick snake's"

PissSnake's Hiss
Alternatives
"I'm going for a Snake's"

PissedGreatly Missed
"He'll be greatly missed by midnight"

Pissed (drunk)Oliver Twist
Alternatives

Pissed (drunk)Brahms and Liszt

Pissed (drunk)Schindlers List
Alternatives
"Down the alehouse, getting Schindler's …"

Pissed (drunk)Scotch Mist

PistolLady From Bristol

PistolLady of Bristol

Pitch (stall or stand)Hedge and Ditch

PizzaOmar Riza
"Give us a slice of that Omar"

PlaceDrum and Bass
Alternatives
"Just chillin' at my drum later"

Place (home). The word "drum" to describe a home came about long before the style of musicDrum and Bass
Alternatives

PlanManfred Mann

PlanJackie Chan
Alternatives
"I've a Jackie"

PlantsAdam and the Ants
Alternatives
"I've just <exp>Son and Daughter'd</exp> me Adam and the Ants."

PlantsUncles and Aunts
"Just had to dirty daughter me uncles and aunts"

PleaseHairy Knees

PlebAlexander Hleb
""I'm sorry. I made a complete Alexander Hleb of myself last night""

PlonkerWilly Wonka

PocketSky Rocket

PocketDavey Crocket
"Take ya hands out ya Davey!"

PocketDavy Crockett

PocketLucy Locket

Pole (as in Polish citizen). Used (allegedly) during WW2.Jam Roll
Alternatives
"He's a Jam Role!"

Pole (Polish person)Swiss Roll

Pom (Englishman)to and from

PonceCharlie Ronce

PonceAlphonse

Pony (£25)Macaroni

PooBetty Boo
"Where's the lav, I need a Betty!"

PooEfan Ekuku

PooFour by Two
Alternatives
"I'm busting for a Four by Two"

Poof (homosexual)Iron Hoof

Poof (homosexual)Tin Roof

PoofterWooly Woofter
"Look at him he's a bit of a Wooly Woofter"

Pools (the pools)April Fools
Alternatives

PoorOn the Floor

PoorlySue Lawley
"I'm feeling a bit Sue Lawley"

PopeBar o' Soap
"The Bar o'Soap's lookin' a bit Jack & Jill, innee?"

PorkDwight Yorke

PorkMickey Rourke

PorkerNative New Yorker
"Cos, 'e's a bit of an Native New Yorker innee"

PornJohhny Vaughan

PornFranky Vaughan
"Watching a Franky Vaughan tonight?"

PornGoldie Hawn
"Just havin' a flick thru me Goldie."

PortuguesePork And Cheese
"He's Pork And Cheese - he's Portuguese"

PostSunday Roast

PostBeans on Toast
Alternatives
"Hit it off the Beans on Toast"

PostBeans on Toast
Alternatives
"My penalty hit the beans"

PosterRoller Coaster
Alternatives

Pound (currency)Plymouth Sound

Pound (currency)Quid

Pound (currency)Sov

Powder (cocaine)Nicky Lauder
"Can you get me a gram of Nicky?"

PoxNervo and Knox
Alternatives

PoxBand in the Box

PoxSurrey Docks

PoxSurries (Surrey Docks)
"Stay away she's got the Surries"

PratPaper Hat

PrayerWeaver's Chair
"You 'aven't got a weavers!"

Preggers (pregnant)Keith Cheggers
"Are you Keith Cheggers?"

Preggers/pregnantKeith Cheggars
"Is she Keith Cheggars or just a bit on the old fat side?"

PriceAnekka Rice
"Paid a right good Anakke Rice for this motor."

PriceCondoleezza Rice
"Check the Condoleezza Rice on that item"

Prick (penis)Hampton Wick

PriestDirty Beast

PriestFar East

PriestBag of Yeast
Alternatives

PrinterAlan Minter
Alternatives
"Looks like the paper has got jammed in the Alan again !"

PrinterBernie Winter

PrisonBoom and Mizzen

ProstituteBrass Flute

Pruno (prison liquor)San Bruno
"That bloke is brewing San Bruno in his cell!"

PubNuclear Sub

PubRub-A-Dub
"Fancy the rubber?"

PubWormwood Scrubs
"Comin down the Wormwood Scrubs?"

PubBath Tub
"Jus goin dahn the Bath for a couple o' Pigs'."

Pube (pubic hair)Rubic's Cube
Alternatives

PuffBrian Clough
Alternatives
"Got any Brian on ya."

Puff (breath, life)Nelly Duff
"Not on your Nelly!"

Puff (marijuana)Mickey Duff

PunterBilly Bunter
"Get your finger out there's a queue of Billy Bunters."

PuntersHillman Hunters

PyjamasBarack Obama
Alternatives
"Go put your Barackas, eh?"

PyjamasSimon Schamas
"Me grandad's only gone down the quack's in his Simons"