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| Paddy | Tea Caddy | |
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| Paedophile (from the TV series South Park) | Cousin Kyle | |
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| Pager | John Major
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| Pain | Michael Caine | |
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| Pain | Frasier Crane | |
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"He's a right Frasier"
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| Paki | Joe Daki | |
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| Pakistani | bacon sarnie
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| Pakistani | Bacon Sarnie
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"(Sarnie means sandwich in colloquial English)"
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| Pakistani | Bacon Sarnie
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| Pakistani | Reg Varney
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| Pants | Pirates Of Penzance | |
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| Pants | Adam and the Ants
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| Pants | Adam's | |
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| Pants | Insects and Ants | |
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| Paper (newspaper) | Linen Draper | |
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| Para (paranoid) | Bow and Arra | |
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"You look bow and arra"
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| Pardon | Osama bin Laden
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"Beg your Osama"
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| Park | Noah's Ark
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| Park | Plimsoll Mark | |
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| Park | Light and Dark | |
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| Parka (jacket) | Neil Sedaka | |
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| Parky (cold) | David Starkey | |
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"It's a bit David oot mate!"
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| Party | Moriarty | |
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| Party | Hale and hearty | |
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"Come to my hale and hearty"
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| Party | Russell Harty | |
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| Party | Todd Carty | |
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"We're 'avin a bit of a Todd Carty (Todd Carty plays Mark Fowler in Eastenders)"
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| Pawn (in-pawn) | Bullock's Horn | |
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| PC Plod (policeman) | Fishing Rod | |
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"Watch out theres a Fishin' Rod over there."
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| Peas | On Your Knees | |
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| Peck (of food) | Tooting Bec | |
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"I'm feeling a bit Tooting Beckish"
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| Pecker | Black and Decker | |
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| Pecker | Boris Becker | |
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| Pee | Ali G | |
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"I need an Ali G"
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| Pee | C'est La Vie | |
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"Oi garcon, je require un C'est La Vie."
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| Pee | Bruce Lee
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| Pee | Ken Smee | |
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| Peelers (police) | Pittsburgh Steelers | |
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| Pen | Layin Hen | |
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| Pen | Bill and Ben
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"Where's my Bill and Ben."
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| Penalty Fare | Cherie Blair | |
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"I jumped of the tube and got Cheried"
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| Penis | Mars and Venus | |
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| Penny | Kilkenny | |
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| Penny | Abergavenny | |
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| Pension | Shawshank Redemption | |
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| Perv (look at girls) | Dodge And Swerve | |
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"Going down to the Nuclear Sub for a bit of a Dodge?"
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| Phat | Roland Rat | |
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"That is well Roland Rat"
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| Philharmonic | Tonic | |
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| Phone | Strawberry Rhone | |
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| Phone | Trombone | |
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| Phone | Nina Simone | |
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"Stop rabbitting on the Nina and put the Frank Skinner on woman"
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| Phone | Sharone Stone | |
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"No worries china give us buzz on the Sharon."
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| Phone | Dog and Bone | |
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| Phone | Joey Ramone | |
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| Phone | Jelly Bone | |
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"Aw me Jelly's vibrating"
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| Phone | Herring Bone | |
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| Phone | Molly Malone | |
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| Pianner (piano) | Joanna | |
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| Pickles | Harvey Nichols | |
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| Pictures | Dolly Mixtures | |
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| Pictures | Fleas and Itches | |
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"I'm off to the Fleas and Itches."
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| Piddle (urinate) | Jimmy Riddle
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| Piddle (urinate) | Jimmy Riddle
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| Piddle (urinate) | Malcolm in the Middle | |
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"I'm going for a Malcolm, mate..."
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| Piddle (urinate) | Lauren Riddle | |
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"Jus goin for a Lauren Riddle"
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| Pie | Isle of Skye | |
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"I'd like some Isle of Skye."
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| Piece (lunch) | Merlyn Rees | |
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| Pikey | How d'ya Likey | |
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| Pikey | Do As You Likey | |
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| Pikey | As You Likey | |
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| Pile of shit | Pirate ship | |
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"It's just a pirate ship"
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| Piles | Pllymouth Argylles | |
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| Piles | Topps tiles | |
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| Piles | Air Miles | |
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| Piles | Bernard Miles | |
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"Gawd, me Bernards are killing me!"
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| Piles | Jeremy Kyles | |
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"I've got the Jeremy Kyles."
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| Piles (haemorrhoids) | Mammy's Smiles | |
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"That vindaloo is playing hell with my Mammies."
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| Piles (haemorrhoids) | Bathroom Tiles | |
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"I've got a nasty case of the Bathroom Tiles"
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| Piles (haemorrhoids) | Tate and Lyles | |
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| Piles (haemorroids) | Plymouth Argyles | |
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"My Plymouths are killing me!"
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Nobby Stiles | |
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Sieg Heils | |
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Slay 'em in the Aisles | |
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Belinda Carlisles | |
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Belinda Carlisles. | |
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"Cor, me Belinda's er givin me jip t'day"
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Chalfonts St. Giles | |
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"Ooh, me Chalfonts are givin' me gyp!"
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Farmer Giles | |
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Four Minute Miles | |
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"My Four Minutes are killing me"
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Duke of Argyles | |
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Michael Miles | |
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Judith Chalmers | |
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"Blimey, I've got a nasty case of the Judiths"
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Metric Miles | |
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| Piles (hemorrhoids) | Nuremberg Trials | |
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| Pill | Jimmy Hill
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| Pill | Jack and Jill
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"Me girlfriend's on the Jack and Jill at last"
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| Pill | Harry Hill | |
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"Are you on the Harry Hill darling?"
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| Pillow | Tit Willow | |
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| Pillow | Weeping Willow | |
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| Pills | Benny Hills | |
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"I'm gonna get Benny'd up."
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| Pin | Huckleberry Finn | |
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"There are ten Huckleberry Finns per frame."
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| Pinch (steal) | Half Inch | |
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| Pinch (steal) | Half-Inch | |
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"Someone's 'alf-inched me wallet!"
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| Pint of Ale | Ship Full Sail | |
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"Let's have a Ship."
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| Pint of lager | Mick Jagger | |
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"Purported to be Scottish rhyming slang? Hmm ..."
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| Pint of Stella | Nelson | |
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"Nelson Mandela"
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| Pint of Stella | Uri Gella | |
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"Get us a pint of Uri."
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| Pipe | Cherry Ripe | |
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| Pirate | Millwal In Riot | |
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"These DVD's are all Millwall In Riot"
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| Piss | Matt Le Tiss | |
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"I'm dying for a matt le tiss"
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| Piss | Gypsy's Kiss | |
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"Just going for a gypsy's - back in a mo."
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| Piss | hit an miss | |
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"I need a Hit and Miss"
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| Piss | Arthur Bliss | |
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| Piss | Alger Hiss | |
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"I'm going for a alger"
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| Piss | Sir Arthur Bliss | |
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"I'm bursting for a Sir Arthur"
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| Piss | Snake's Hiss
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"Just poppin' in for a quick snake's"
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| Piss | Snake's Hiss
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"I'm going for a Snake's"
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| Pissed | Greatly Missed | |
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"He'll be greatly missed by midnight"
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| Pissed (drunk) | Oliver Twist
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| Pissed (drunk) | Brahms and Liszt | |
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| Pissed (drunk) | Schindlers List
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"Down the alehouse, getting Schindler's …"
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| Pissed (drunk) | Scotch Mist | |
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| Pistol | Lady From Bristol | |
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| Pistol | Lady of Bristol | |
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| Pitch (stall or stand) | Hedge and Ditch | |
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| Pizza | Omar Riza | |
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"Give us a slice of that Omar"
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| Place | Drum and Bass
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"Just chillin' at my drum later"
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| Place (home). The word "drum" to describe a home came about long before the style of music | Drum and Bass
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| Plan | Manfred Mann | |
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| Plan | Jackie Chan
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"I've a Jackie"
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| Plants | Adam and the Ants
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"I've just <exp>Son and Daughter'd</exp> me Adam and the Ants."
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| Plants | Uncles and Aunts | |
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"Just had to dirty daughter me uncles and aunts"
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| Please | Hairy Knees | |
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| Pleb | Alexander Hleb | |
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""I'm sorry. I made a complete Alexander Hleb of myself last night""
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| Plonker | Willy Wonka | |
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| Pocket | Sky Rocket | |
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| Pocket | Davey Crocket | |
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"Take ya hands out ya Davey!"
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| Pocket | Davy Crockett | |
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| Pocket | Lucy Locket | |
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| Pole (as in Polish citizen). Used (allegedly) during WW2. | Jam Roll
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"He's a Jam Role!"
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| Pole (Polish person) | Swiss Roll | |
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| Pom (Englishman) | to and from | |
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| Ponce | Charlie Ronce | |
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| Ponce | Alphonse | |
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| Pony (£25) | Macaroni | |
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| Poo | Betty Boo | |
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"Where's the lav, I need a Betty!"
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| Poo | Efan Ekuku | |
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| Poo | Four by Two
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"I'm busting for a Four by Two"
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| Poof (homosexual) | Iron Hoof | |
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| Poof (homosexual) | Tin Roof | |
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| Poofter | Wooly Woofter | |
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"Look at him he's a bit of a Wooly Woofter"
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| Pools (the pools) | April Fools
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| Poor | On the Floor | |
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| Poorly | Sue Lawley | |
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"I'm feeling a bit Sue Lawley"
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| Pope | Bar o' Soap | |
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"The Bar o'Soap's lookin' a bit Jack & Jill, innee?"
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| Pork | Dwight Yorke | |
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| Pork | Mickey Rourke | |
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| Porker | Native New Yorker | |
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"Cos, 'e's a bit of an Native New Yorker innee"
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| Porn | Johhny Vaughan | |
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| Porn | Franky Vaughan | |
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"Watching a Franky Vaughan tonight?"
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| Porn | Goldie Hawn | |
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"Just havin' a flick thru me Goldie."
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| Portuguese | Pork And Cheese | |
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"He's Pork And Cheese - he's Portuguese"
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| Post | Sunday Roast | |
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| Post | Beans on Toast
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"Hit it off the Beans on Toast"
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| Post | Beans on Toast
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"My penalty hit the beans"
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| Poster | Roller Coaster
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| Pound (currency) | Plymouth Sound | |
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| Pound (currency) | Quid | |
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| Pound (currency) | Sov | |
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| Powder (cocaine) | Nicky Lauder | |
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"Can you get me a gram of Nicky?"
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| Pox | Nervo and Knox
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| Pox | Band in the Box | |
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| Pox | Surrey Docks | |
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| Pox | Surries (Surrey Docks) | |
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"Stay away she's got the Surries"
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| Prat | Paper Hat | |
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| Prayer | Weaver's Chair | |
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"You 'aven't got a weavers!"
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| Preggers (pregnant) | Keith Cheggers | |
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"Are you Keith Cheggers?"
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| Preggers/pregnant | Keith Cheggars | |
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"Is she Keith Cheggars or just a bit on the old fat side?"
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| Price | Anekka Rice | |
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"Paid a right good Anakke Rice for this motor."
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| Price | Condoleezza Rice | |
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"Check the Condoleezza Rice on that item"
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| Prick (penis) | Hampton Wick | |
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| Priest | Dirty Beast | |
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| Priest | Far East | |
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| Priest | Bag of Yeast
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| Printer | Alan Minter
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"Looks like the paper has got jammed in the Alan again !"
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| Printer | Bernie Winter | |
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| Prison | Boom and Mizzen | |
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| Prostitute | Brass Flute | |
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| Pruno (prison liquor) | San Bruno | |
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"That bloke is brewing San Bruno in his cell!"
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| Pub | Nuclear Sub | |
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| Pub | Rub-A-Dub | |
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"Fancy the rubber?"
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| Pub | Wormwood Scrubs | |
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"Comin down the Wormwood Scrubs?"
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| Pub | Bath Tub | |
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"Jus goin dahn the Bath for a couple o' Pigs'."
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| Pube (pubic hair) | Rubic's Cube
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| Puff | Brian Clough
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"Got any Brian on ya."
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| Puff (breath, life) | Nelly Duff | |
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"Not on your Nelly!"
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| Puff (marijuana) | Mickey Duff | |
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| Punter | Billy Bunter | |
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"Get your finger out there's a queue of Billy Bunters."
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| Punters | Hillman Hunters | |
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| Pyjamas | Barack Obama
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"Go put your Barackas, eh?"
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| Pyjamas | Simon Schamas | |
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"Me grandad's only gone down the quack's in his Simons"
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