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English to Cockney letter N

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Nails	Monkey's Tails

Nasty	Cornish Pasty
That's a bit Cornish Pasty aint it?

Navy	Peas and Gravy

Navy	Soup and Gravy

Neck	Jeff Beck

Neck	Gregory Peck Alternatives
Gerrit down yer Gregory!

Needle	Jeremy Beadle
He's got the right Jeremy.

Nerves	West Ham Reserves

Nervous	Peter Purvis
I am a bit Peter Pervis about my exam

News	Jelly Roll Blues

News	Wooden Pews
Did you see the wooden pews last night?

Nice	Obie Trice

Nice	Katie Price
She's looking a bit Katie Price.

Nice	Chicken and Rice

Nice	Cream Rice
That was cream rice!

Nice	Cup of tea, sausage and a slice.
He's a real cuppa geezer.

Nick (prison)	Shovel and Pick

Nightmare	Trevor Sinclair

Nightmare	Lionel Blair

Nightmare	Lionel Blaire Alternatives

Nightmare	Weston-Super-Mare
It was a right Weston-super-Mare I can tell you!

Noise	Box of Toys

Nonce (i.e pervert, paeodophile)	Bacon Bonce
That geezer's a right nonce

Nose	Bugle

Nose	Fireman's Hose
Barry Manilow has a massive Fireman's.

Nose	Garden Hose

Nose	Hairy Toes
Look at his huge Hairy Toes.

Nose	I Suppose

Nose	Irish Rose

Nose	Mary Rose
Keep yer Mary outa me business mate


Nose	Red Rose

Nosh (food)	Becks & Posh
I'm right Lee Marvin, think I'll nip out for some Becks & Posh

Nowt	Brussel Sprout Alternatives
He getting Brussels Sprout, I'm Borassic

Number	Samantha Mumba

Number Ten (Downing Street)	Maggie's Den

Nun	Currant Bun Alternatives

Nun	Hot Cross Bun