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English to Slang letter M

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English Slang Rate
MadMum and Dad
MagistrateGarden Gate
Alternatives
MalteasersSmall Geezers
"Go down the frog and toad & get me a packet of small geezers."
MargeLittle and Large
MarkFinsbury Park
Marker (pen)Ronnie Barker
MasonDavid Jason
"You can tell he's a David Jason by the look of 'im"
MatchColney Hatch
"Got any Colneys ?"
MatchesCuts and Scratches
MateDinner Plate
"How's me auld Plate then?"
MateEmpire State
"Alright my old Empire!"
MateGarden Gate
Alternatives
MateChina Plate
"Alright me old china?"
MatesGareth Gates
"I'm 'eddin out with me Gareth Gates tonight."
Meat PieDog's Eye
MedicineThomas Edison
"Just been to the doctors to collect my thomas"
MeetingRonan Keating
Alternatives
"I was in this stupid Ronan Keating all afternoon"
MeetingBuster Keaton
MeetingCentral Heating
"I just been to the Central about the new building."
Menstrual cycleGeorge Michael
Alternatives
"Me girlfriend's on the George Michael"
MentalChicken Oriental
Alternatives
"You're chicken oriental pal, you know that don't you"
Mental (crazy)Chicken Oriental
Alternatives
Mental (crazy)Radio Rental
MenuMe and You
MercyPiccadilly Percy
MessSlits in A Dress
MessElliot Ness
MiddleHey Diddle Diddle
MilkKilroy Silk
"Gotta av a drop'a Kilroy on me Cornflakes"
MilkLady in silk
"Pass the Lady, dear. As my old dad would say."
MilkTom Silk
MilkAcker Bilk
MindBacon Rind
"You off yer bacon ?!"
MindChinese Blind
MingerAlan Stringer
"Those birds last nite were a right pair of Alans!"
MingerDead Ringer
MingerRinger
"Your such a Ringer."
MingerJerry Springer
"She's a Jerry Springer Mate"
Minger (moaner)Andrew Singer
Minute (time)Cock Linnet
Miss (girl)Cuddle and Kiss
MissisCheese and Kisses
Missus (Mrs)Love and Kisses
Alternatives
Missus (Mrs)Plates and Dishes
MistakeJaffa Cake
""That was a bit of a Jaffa...""
MoansCatherine Zeta Jones
"Here she goes with her Zeta Jones."
Mobi (mobile phone)Obi Wan Kenobi
"Call me on me Obi Wan"
Moby (mobile phone)Uncle Toby
ModemRoped an' Rode 'Em
"Me Roped an Rode 'em crashed"
MoneyBees and honey
Alternatives
"Give me the bees."
MoneyBees and Honey
Alternatives
MoneyBread and Honey
MoneyBugs Bunny
MoneyFluffy Bunny
"Look at all that Fluffy Bunny."
Money (Dosh)Becks and Posh
"I can't tonight, I've got no Beck's."
Money (Nice little earner) abbreviated from Bunsen BurnerBunse
"How much money did we make last month Del? Loads o' Bunse Rodders, loads o' Bunse!"
MoodyRichard and Judy
Alternatives
"Your suit is well Richard and Judy"
MoodyRichard and Judy
Alternatives
MoodyPunch n Judy
"Don't get all Punch and Judy"
MormonJerry O'Gorman
MorningDay's Dawning
MotorHaddock & Bloater
"Where's ya haddock parked son?"
MotorHaddock and Bloater
MotorYarmouth Bloater
"Seen my new Yarmouth?"
MotorTea, Two, and a Bloater
MouthNorth and South
Mower (gardener)Percy Thrower
Alternatives
MrsLove and Kisses
Alternatives
Mug (fool)Toby Jug
Mug (fool)Steam Tug
MumHairy Bum
"But Hairy Bum I dont wonna go to school."
MunterRachel Hunter
"She's a bit of a Rachel Hunter"
Mush (Face)George Bush
"He clocked 'im one right in the George"
 

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