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English to Cockney letter M

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Mad	Mum and Dad

Magistrate	Garden Gate Alternatives

Malteasers	Small Geezers
Go down the frog and toad & get me a packet of small geezers.

Marge	Little and Large

Mark	Finsbury Park

Marker (pen)	Ronnie Barker

Mason	David Jason
You can tell he's a David Jason by the look of 'im

Match	Colney Hatch
Got any Colneys ?

Matches	Cuts and Scratches

Mate	Empire State
Alright my old Empire!

Mate	Dinner Plate
How's me auld Plate then?

Mate	China Plate
Alright me old china?

Mate	Garden Gate Alternatives

Mates	Gareth Gates
I'm 'eddin out with me Gareth Gates tonight.

Meat Pie	Dog's Eye

Medicine	Thomas Edison
Just been to the doctors to collect my thomas

Meeting	Ronan Keating Alternatives
I was in this stupid Ronan Keating all afternoon

Meeting	Central Heating
I just been to the Central about the new building.

Meeting	Buster Keaton

Menstrual cycle	George Michael Alternatives
Me girlfriend's on the George Michael

Mental	Chicken Oriental Alternatives
You're chicken oriental pal, you know that don't you

Mental (crazy)	Chicken Oriental Alternatives

Mental (crazy)	Radio Rental

Menu	Me and You

Mercy	Piccadilly Percy

Mess	Slits in A Dress

Mess	Elliot Ness

Middle	Hey Diddle Diddle

Mild	Oscar Wilde
That Ruby's pretty Oscar Wilde.

Milk	Kilroy Silk
Gotta av a drop'a Kilroy on me Cornflakes


Milk	Lady in silk
Pass the Lady, dear. As my old dad would say.

Milk	Tom Silk

Milk	Acker Bilk

Mind	Bacon Rind Alternatives
You off yer bacon ?!

Mind	Chinese Blind

Miss (girl)	Cuddle and Kiss

Missis	Cheese and Kisses

Missus (Mrs)	Love and Kisses Alternatives

Missus (Mrs)	Plates and Dishes

Mistake	Jaffa Cake
"That was a bit of a Jaffa..."

Moans	Catherine Zeta Jones
Here she goes with her Zeta Jones.

Mobi (mobile phone)	Obi Wan Kenobi
Call me on me Obi Wan

Moby (mobile phone)	Uncle Toby

Modem	Roped an' Rode 'Em
Me Roped an Rode 'em crashed

Money	Bees and honey Alternatives
Give me the bees.

Money	Bees and Honey Alternatives

Money	Bread and Honey

Money	Bugs Bunny

Money	Fluffy Bunny
Look at all that Fluffy Bunny.

Money (Dosh)	Becks and Posh
I can't tonight, I've got no Beck's.

Money (Nice little earner) abbreviated from Bunsen Burner	Bunse
How much money did we make last month Del? Loads o' Bunse Rodders, loads o' Bunse!

Moody	Richard and Judy Alternatives
Your suit is well Richard and Judy

Moody	Richard and Judy Alternatives

Moody	Punch n Judy
Don't get all Punch and Judy

Mormon	Jerry O'Gorman

Morning	Day's Dawning

Motor	Haddock & Bloater
Where's ya haddock parked son?

Motor	Haddock and Bloater

Motor	Yarmouth Bloater
Seen my new Yarmouth?

Motor	Tea, Two, and a Bloater


Mouth	North and South

Mower (gardener)	Percy Thrower Alternatives

Mrs	Love and Kisses Alternatives

Mug (fool)	Toby Jug Alternatives

Mug (fool)	Steam Tug

Mum	Hairy Bum
But Hairy Bum I dont wonna go to school.

Munter	Rachel Hunter
She's a bit of a Rachel Hunter

Mush (Face)	George Bush
He clocked 'im one right in the George