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English to Cockney letter L

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Lager	Forsythe Saga

Lambourghini	Martini
Yeah, I'll ave a Lambourghini

Lardy	Oliver Hardy
I'm too Oliver Hardy -- I'm going on a Brixton.

Lark (fun)	Bushey Park

Lark (fun)	Tufnell Park

Later	Alligator

Later	Kat Slater Alternatives
You comin' down the the rub-a-dub, Kat Slater?

Laters	Fish 'n' Taters
See's you fish 'n' taters mate

Laters (see you later)	Kat Slaters

Lather	How's Your Father?

Laugh	Hat and Scarf
You 'avin a Hat and Scarf mate or what.

Laugh	Jimmy Giraffe
Your 'avin a Jimmy

Laugh	Rory McGrath Alternatives
Havin a Rory McGrath

Laugh	Steffi Graf
He's 'aving a Steffi Graf, right?

Laugh	Tin Bath

Laugh	Giraffe
Yer 'avin' a giraffe, pal!

Laugh	Bird Bath
You're 'aving a bird bath mate

Laugh	Bobble Hat and Scarf
Bobble Hat and Scarf, ur having a laugh.

Laugh	Bubble Bath Alternatives
He's 'avin' a bubble

Laugh	Bubble Bath Alternatives

Laugh	Cow's Calf Alternatives

Laugh	Turkish Bath

Laugh	Wooly Hat and Scarf

Lazy	Patrick Swayze Alternatives
He's a bit Patrick Swayze inne

Leeds	String o' Beads
Gonna watch String o' beads tonight

Legs	Scotch Eggs

Legs	Scotch Pegs

Legs	Pins or Pin Pegs
Nice pins

Legs	Mystic Megs Alternatives

Legs	Mystic Megs Alternatives
Have you seen the Mystics on that?


Legs	Cribbage Pegs
'and right through my Rank and Riches did my Cribbage Pegs burst'

Legs	Bacon and Eggs

Legs	Ham and Eggs

Leicester Square	Euan Blair
Meet me at Euan Blair

Lesbian	West End Thespian

Level	Gary Neville Alternatives
The scores are Gary Neville

Level	Gary Neville Alternatives
He's on the Gary Neville

Liar	Dunlop Tyre

Liar	Deep Fat Fryer
You're just a Deep Fat Fryer.

Liar	Bob Cryer

Liar	Holy Friar

Liar	Town Crier

Lie	Cherry Pie
U're tellin a Cherry ain't ya son!!

Lies	Pork Pies
Stop tellin' me porkies!

Lighter	Street Fighter Alternatives
Who's got a street fighter?

Lighter	Street Fighter Alternatives
Pass me the Street Fighter will you?

Lighter	German Fighter
Borrow us your German Fighter

Line (cocaine)	Patsy Cline
I'll sort out a few Patsy's mate

Lips	Filter Tips
Not a dickie has past my filter

Lisp	Quentin Crisp
You heard that muppet with the Quentin?

Liver	Swanee River

Liver	Cheerful Giver

Liverpool	Poor Man's Gruel
You support Poor Man's Gruel? You fool!

Living room	Bride and Groom

Loan shark	Cutty Sark

Lodger	Artful Dodger

Loner	Jack Joner
Look at that Jack Joner.

Long	Donkey Kong
Mate, this journey's well Donkey Kong.

Look	Butcher's Hook

Look	Captain Cook


Looney	Wayne Rooney
Don't go near that Geezer, he's a bit of a Wayne Rooney

Loose	Mother Goose
This wheel's a bit Mother Goose

Loot (money)	Fibre of Your Fabric

Lose	Tom Cruise Alternatives

Lost	Jonathan Ross'd
I'm totally Jonathan Ross'd here

Lost	Kate Mossed

Lot (serving or share)	Hopping Pot

Love	Push and Shove

Love	Rubber Glove

Love	Turtle Dove

Lover	Funk Soul Brother
Leave off mate that's me funk soul yer speakin' ter

Lover	Danny Glover
How's my little Danny

Luck	Donald Duck Alternatives

Luck	Friar Tuck Alternatives

Lug (ear)	Toby Jug Alternatives
I've put a splash of aftershave behind my Toby Jugs

Lunch	Kidney Punch

Lunch	Brady Bunch
Going down to the Nuclear for Bradys... coming?