Bonney Fair!

English to Cockney letter K

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Kebab	Andy McNab Alternatives

Keek	Mozambique

Keen	James Dean
You're a bit James Dean in't ya?

Kettle	Stinging Nettle
Put the stinger on

Kettle	Hansel and Gretel
Stick the Hansel on, love, I'm gasping.

Key	Bruce Lee Alternatives
Where's me Bruce Lee's?

Keys	Cheddar Cheese
'Ave ya got ya Cheddars?

Keys	Honey Bees
Where's the hell are me honeys?

Keys	Dancing Fleas

Keys	Mushy Peas
Ohl Barry White,I've forgotten me Mushy Peas.

Keys	Knobbly Knees

Keys	Macaroni Cheese
Have you seen me Macaronis?

Khazi	Ille Nasatse
Oi mate, where's your Ille?

Kid	Dustbin Lid

Kid	Saucepan Lid Alternatives

Kid	Teapot Lid Alternatives

Kids	Tin Lids

Kids	Bin Lids

Kip	Feather and Flip Alternatives

Kip	Sherbet Dip
I need some Sherbet Dip.

Kip	Jockey's Whip

Kip (sleep)	Lucky Dip
Going home for a Lucky.

Kip (sleep)	Feather and Flip Alternatives

Kipper	Jack the Ripper Alternatives

Kiss	Heavenly Bliss
Me and me Lemon Curd Heavenly Bliss all the time

Kiss	Hit and Miss

Kitty (in the pub)	Walter (Mitty)
Who's got the Walter?

Kitty (pot of cash)	Intercity
Everyone put a lady in the Intercity

Knackered (tired)	Christmas Crackered

Knackered (tired)	Cream Crackered


Knackered (tired)	Kerry Packer

Knackers	Cream Crackers
She got me right in the Cream Crackers

Knackers (testicles)	Jacobs Crackers
If you stop me again I'll cut your Jacobs off (from the film "Snatch)

Knackers (testicles)	Jacob's Crackers

Knackers (testicles)	Michael Schumachers
Interestingly, Schumacher is German for Cobbler too!

Knees	Chips And Peas
My Chips And Peas are sore.

Knees	Biscuits and Cheese

Knicker (a pound)	Alan Whicker
Ten Alan Whickers

Knickers	Alan Whickers
Where's me Alan Whickers?

Knife	Drum and Fife

Knife and Fork	Drummond and Roce