Inspector Morse!

English to Cockney letter J

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Jacket	AJ Hackett
Where's me AJ Hackett?

Jacket	Desmond Hackett

Jacket	Grant Hackettt
Just let me grab my Grant Hackett.

Jacket	Tennis Racquet

Jackson Five (five pounds)	Jacks
Lend us a jacks

Jail	Ginger Ale

Jail	Jimmy Nail Alternatives

Jail	Rusty Nail

Jail	Bucket and Pail

Jar (drink)	Jean Michell
Fancy a few Jean Michells later

Jaw	Jackdaw

Jeans	Milton Keynes

Jeans	Steve McQueen's

Jeans	Baked Beans

Jeans	Bethnal Greens
Nice pair of Bethnals.

Jeans	Harpers and Queens

Jeans	Dixie Deans

Jehovas (Witnesses)	Vauxhall Novas
Had the Vauxhall Novas around last night.

Jesus Christ	Cheese and Rice

Jew	Chelsea Blue
Ur a Chelsea Blue, aint u?

Jew	Five To Two

Jew	Four by Two Alternatives

Jew	Stick of Glue

Jewellery	Tom Foolery

Job	Dog's Knob

Job	Corn On the Cob Alternatives

Jock (a Scottish person)	Sweaty Sock Alternatives

Jock (a Scottish person)	Sweaty Sock Alternatives

Joke	Rum and Coke

Joke	Egg Yoke


Joke	Diet Coke
London Transport is a Diet Coke!

Journey	Burt and Ernie

Judge	Barnaby Rudge

Judge	Chocolate Fudge

Judge	Inky Smudge
But the old Inky's giving me 6 months

Jumper	Kuala Lumpar

Jungle	Zippy and Bungle
I'm lost in da zippy