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English to Cockney letter H

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Hair	Barnet Fair
Look at your barnet! Council cut it for yer?

Hair	Bonney Fair

Hair	Fred Astaire Alternatives
You had your Fred done?

Hair	Tony Blair Alternatives

Hair	Yogi Bear
Brush your Yogi Bear

Hair on (from Aaron, as in keep your hair on)	Elvis
For god's sake calm down! Keep your Elvis!

Haircut	Chicker

Hairy	Bloody Mary
God she's Bloody Mary

Half (a pint)	Cow and Calf

Half (an ounce of drugs)	Rory McGrath Alternatives
Two Henrys make a Rory

Half a dollar	Half An Oxford Scholar

Half a quid (50p)	Cow's calf Alternatives
Lend me a cow's calf

Hammer	Franz Klammer
Pass me the Franz Klammer

Hangover	Ben Dover
I've Got Such A Bad Ben Dover.

Hansome	Marilyn Manson
Your looking Marilyn Manson today

Harsh	Kym Marsh
That's a bit Kym Marsh

Harsh	Jodie Marsh
Thats a bit jodie marsh mate!

Hash -(Cannabis)	Johhny Cash Alternatives
Dont Humphrey the Johhny you muddy boy

Hazy	Riccardo Patrese
Last night is Riccardo Patrese

Head	Uncle Ned Alternatives

Head	Loaf of Bread
Use yer loaf!

Head	Lump of Lead
Use yer lump!

Head	Blood Red

Head	Crust of Bread

Head in	Otis Redding Alternatives
Oh, this is doing my Ottis Redding!

Heart	Raspberry Tart Alternatives

Heart	Strawberry Tart
My strawberry only beats for you, treacle

Heart	Jam Tart Alternatives

Heart	Horse and Cart Alternatives

Heater	Blue Peter
Turn on the Blue Peter.


Hell	Ding Dong Bell

Hell	Gypsy Nell

Hell	Jimmy Nail Alternatives

Hemorrhoids	Emma Freuds

Hemorrhoids	Clement Freuds

Hemp	Martin Kemp
Got any martin???

Hide	Duck and Dive Alternatives

Hill	Jack and Jill Alternatives

Hill	Rhubarb Pill

Hips	Fish and Chips
Move those Fish and Chips darling.

Hole	Drum Roll

Home	Gates of Rome

Home	Pope in Rome

Honours	Jimmy Connors
Do the Jimmy Connors, mate

Hooker	One Time Looker

Hooter (nose)	Pea Shooter
He got hit on the Pea Shooter!

Horse	Bottle of Sauce

Horse	Charing Cross

Hot	Alan Knott
It ain't half Alan Knott in here.

Hot	Peas in the Pot
Bit peasy in 'ere, innit?

House	Rat and Mouse

House	Cat and Mouse

Hump	Donald Trump Alternatives
Had a Donald Trump in the back of the car

Hump	Petrol Pump
He had the right petrol pump last night

Hurry	Bob Murray
Come on I'm in a Bob Murray

Hyper	Pied Piper