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English	Slang	Rate
Haddock	Fanny Craddock	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hair	Fred Astaire Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"You had your Fred done?"
Hair	Barnet Fair	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Look at your barnet! Council cut it for yer?"
Hair	Bonney Fair	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hair	Tony Blair Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
Haircut	Chicker	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hairy	Bloody Mary	Classic Modern Rubbish
"God she's Bloody Mary"
Half (a pint)	Cow and Calf	Classic Modern Rubbish
Half (an ounce of drugs)	Rory McGrath Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Two Henrys make a Rory"
Half a dollar	Half An Oxford Scholar	Classic Modern Rubbish
Half a quid (50p)	Cow's calf Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Lend me a cow's calf"
Hammer	Franz Klammer	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Pass me the Franz Klammer"
Hand	German	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hand	German Band	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hand	Ivory Band	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hand	Jazz Band	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hand	Brass Band	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Ouch!I've hurt my Brass Band."
Hand	St. Martins-Le-Grand	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hand	Jimmy Shand	Classic Modern Rubbish
Handy	Sugar Candy	Classic Modern Rubbish
Handy	Jack An' Dandy	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hangover	Ben Dover	Classic Modern Rubbish
"I've Got Such A Bad Ben Dover."
Hanky	Widow Twanky	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hansome	Marilyn Manson	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Your looking Marilyn Manson today"
Hard (Erection)	Marquis de Sade	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Look at the Marquis on that Geezer!"
Harsh	Jodie Marsh	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Thats a bit jodie marsh mate!"
Harsh	Kym Marsh	Classic Modern Rubbish
"That's a bit Kym Marsh"
Hat	Tit For Tat	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hat (tit for tat)	Titfer	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hazy	Riccardo Patrese	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Last night is Riccardo Patrese"
Head	Uncle Ned Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
Head	Loaf of Bread	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Use yer loaf!"
Head	Lump of Lead	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Use yer lump!"
Head	Blood Red	Classic Modern Rubbish
Head	Crust of Bread	Classic Modern Rubbish
Head in	Otis Redding Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Oh, this is doing my Ottis Redding!"
Heart	Raspberry Tart Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
Heart	Strawberry Tart	Classic Modern Rubbish
"My strawberry only beats for you, treacle"
Heart	Horse and Cart Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
Heart	Jam Tart Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
Heater	Blue Peter	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Turn on the Blue Peter."
Hell	Ding Dong Bell	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hell	Gypsy Nell	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hell	Jimmy Nail Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hemorrhoids	Emma Freuds	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hemorrhoids	Clement Freuds	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hemp	Martin Kemp	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Got any martin???"
Hide	Duck and Dive	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hill	Jack and Jill Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hill	Rhubarb Pill	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hole	Drum Roll	Classic Modern Rubbish
Home	Gates of Rome	Classic Modern Rubbish
Home	Pope in Rome	Classic Modern Rubbish
Homosexual	Julian Ray	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Is it just me or is that bloke Julian Ray?"
Homosexual	Perry Como	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Everyone knows he's a bit of a Perry"
Honours	Jimmy Connors	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Do the Jimmy Connors, mate"
Hooker	One Time Looker	Classic Modern Rubbish
Horse	Charing Cross	Classic Modern Rubbish
Horse	Bottle of Sauce	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hot	Alan Knott	Classic Modern Rubbish
"It ain't half Alan Knott in here."
Hot	Peas in the Pot	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Bit peasy in 'ere, innit?"
House	Rat and Mouse	Classic Modern Rubbish
House	Mickey Mouse	Classic Modern Rubbish
House	Cat and Mouse	Classic Modern Rubbish
Hump	Donald Trump Alternatives	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Had a Donald Trump in the back of the car"
Hump	Petrol Pump	Classic Modern Rubbish
"He had the right petrol pump last night"
Hurry	Bob Murray	Classic Modern Rubbish
"Come on I'm in a Bob Murray"
Hyper	Pied Piper	Classic Modern Rubbish

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