Ronan Keating!

English to Cockney letter F

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Face	Bib and Brace
Shut your Bib and Brace.

Face	Boat Race
Shut yer bloomin' boat!

Face	Chevy Chase

Face	Hale and Pace
What's wrong with your Hale and Pace?

Face	Ricky Gervais
The geezer had claret all over his Ricky

Face (Brendan Grace was an Irish comedian)	Brendan Grace
Don't forget to wash your Brendan Grace

Faces	Airs and Graces Alternatives

Fairy	Julian Clairy

Fake	Ricki Lake

Fake	Sexton Blake Alternatives

Farahs (trousers)	Bows and Arrows
Put on me bows and arrers

Fare	Grey Mare

Farmer	Arnold Palmer

Farmer	Barack Obama Alternatives
Bunch of Baracks taking to the streets again!

Fart	False Start
Mate, I just False Started.

Fart	Raspberry Tart Alternatives

Fart	Horse and Cart Alternatives

Fart	Horse and Cart Alternatives
Ooof wot a horse mate

Fart	Jam Tart Alternatives
Cor that Jam stinks.

Fart ('Orse and Cart)	Orson

Fat (from the children's TV programme)	Postman Pat Alternatives
You're a bit Postman

Favour	Cheesey Quaver Alternatives
Do us a cheesey quaver.

Favour	Cheesey Quaver Alternatives
Mate, can you do me a Cheesey Quaver?

Fax	Nails and Tacks

Feel	Orange Peel

Feel	Jellied Eel Alternatives

Feet	Plates of Meat
Me plates are killin' me!

Fever	Robinson and Cleaver

Fib	Maurice Gibb
Oi, you tellin' a Maurice?

Fifty (pounds)	Nifty


Fifty pounds	Bullseye

Fighter	Typewriter

Fine (as in nice body!)	Calvin Klein Alternatives
Oi Oi you're Clvin Kein!

Fingers	Longers and Lingers

Fire	Obediah

Fire	McIntyre
Somebody shouted McIntyre! (from the song, When the Old Dun Cow caught fire).

Fire	Jeremiah

Fire	Ave Maria

First (especially as in degree result)	Geoff Hurst Alternatives

Fish	Lilian Gish

Fist	Oliver Twist Alternatives

Fist (Duke of York = Fork = Fist)	Duke of York Alternatives
Put your Dukes up

Fit	Brad Pitt Alternatives
Cor, shes Brad Pitt.

Five	Jack's Alive Alternatives

Fiver	Minnie Driver
He owes me a Minnie.

Fiver	Pam Shriver

Fiver	Deep Sea Diver

Fiver (£5)	Lady Godiva

Fiver (five pounds)	Sky Diver

Fix	Two and Six
I'm in a right Two and Six.

Fix	Hans Blix
I'm in a bit of a Hans.

Flaps	Bacon Baps

Flares (wide bottom trousers)	Lionel Blaire Alternatives

Flash	Harry Dash Alternatives
Don't get Harry Dash son!

Flash	Harry Dash Alternatives

Flat	French Plait
Do you fancy coming back to my French Plait for a bevi?

Flea	Jenny Lee

Flicks	Stevie Nicks
What's on a the Stevie this week?

Flies	Morecombe & Wise

Floor	Rory O'Moore Alternatives


Flower	Early Hour

Flowers	Early Hours

Flowers	April Showers

Flu	Alan Pardew
I've got a bad case of the alan!

Flush	Snow and Slush

Fly	Steak and Kidney Pie

Flying Squad	Sweeney Todd

Food	In the Nude

Fool	Garden Tool
All my life people have taken me for a Garden Tool.

Fork	Duke of York Alternatives

Fork	Roast Pork

Four of a Kind	Cheese Rind

Freak	Ancient Greek Alternatives
This geezer, he's a right Ancient Greek.

Freezer	Bacardi Breezer Alternatives
I'll just stick it in the Bacardi.

Frenchies (people from France)	Park Benches
There's a load of park benches over there.

Fridge	Mountain Ridge
Get us a Richard Gere out of the mountain ridge

Fridge	Lightning Ridge
Have a look in the Lightning Ridge.

Fridge	Stamford Bridge
Get us a beer out the Stamford.

Frown	James Brown
You gotta turn that James Brown upside down!

Frown	Barry Brown
Stop Barry Brownin'

Fruit of the Loom	Mop and Broom
Get yer mops on

Funny	Easter Bunny
You think you're so bloody Easter Bunny