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English to Slang letter D

Daft Fore and Aft

Dance Jack Palance

Dandy Andy Pandy
'He's a bit of an Andy!'

Danger Stewart Granger
'Any Stewart of getting served?'

Dark Gorky Park

Dark Jurassic Park

Darkie ( a coloured gentleman) Fergal Sharkey (Cockney)
'This Gaff is full of Fergals.'

Darlin' Barney Marlin

Darlin' Briney Marlin

Darts Martial Arts

Daughter Bottle of Porter

Daughter Bricks and Mortar

Dead Brown Bread

Dead Father Ted

Dead Right Said Fred
'He's Right Said Fred.'

Dead (from Brown Bread = Dead) Hovis
'He's Hovis mate, Brown Bread'

Deaf Mutt and Jeff

Deaf Mutton
'You'll 'ave to shout when you're talkin' to Granpa - 'e's completely Mutton'

Deal Jellied Eel
'I'll give ya a great jelly on it'

Denial River Nile
'She's definitely in the River Nile'

Dense Garden Fence
'He is such a garden fence.'

Devil Henry Neville
'What the Henry Neville is going on ?'

Diarrhoea Tia Maria
'I ate a kebab and ended up with Tia Maria'

Dice Rats and Mice

Dick Candle Wick
'Kicked in the Candle Wick'

Dick (penis) Lolly Lick
'I've got a big lolly'

Dick (penis) Three Card Trick

Diet Brixton Riot
'No chocolate for me - spoils me Brixton.'

Dinner Frank Skinner
'What did you have for yer Frank Skinner?'

Dinner Jim Skinner

Dinner John Skinner

Dinner Lilley and Skinner

Dinner Michael Winner

Dinner Yul Brynner
'I'm eating my Yul Brynner'

Dip Apple Pip
'Let's go down to Worthing for an Apple Pip.'

Dirty Two-Thirty

Do so Robinson Crusoe

Do the off Apple Toff

Doddle (easy or straight forward) Glenn Hoddle

Doesn't like Americans (from antiseptic -> anti-Septic Tank) Listerine
'Can't stand George Bush and I'm a Listerine too'

Dog London Fog (Cockney)

Dog Cherry Hogg

Dole De La Soul

Dole Adrian Mole
'I'm on the old Adrian Mole.'

Dole Andy Cole
'I get me Andy Cole money through next week'

Dole Billy Joel
'That guy's on the Billy Joel'

Dole George Cole

Dole jam roll
'He's on the Jam Roll'

Dole Rock and Roll (Cockney)
'Lost me job, now I'm back on the Rock'n'Roll.'

Dole (welfare) Sausage Roll

Dole (welfare) Nat King Cole

Dole (welfare) Jam Roll
'I'm on the jam roll'

Dollar Oxford Scholar

Doner Kebabs Crabs
'That old brass gave me the Doner Kebabs.'

Door Bobby Moore (Cockney)

Door Henry Moore

Door Roger Moore
'Shut that bleedin' Roger Moore'

door Ronald de Boer
'Shut that Ronald de Boer '

Door Rory O'Moore
'Close the bleedin' Rory!'

Door Rory O'More

Dope Slippery Slope
'I'm gonna get on the Slippery Slope....'

Dope Bob Hope

Dose Half A Gross

Doss Hugo Boss
'Lets Hugo Boss school.'

Double Barney Rubble
'Playing pool'

Doubt Brussels Sprout
'Without a Brussels Sprout mate.'

Dough (money) Russell Crowe
'I've got no Russell Crowe'

Dozen Country Cousin

Draught George Raft

Draw (cannabis) Jack McGraw
'Do you were I can get some Jack McGraw'

Draw (cannabis) Jack Straw

Draw (cannabis) Two by Four
'Where can I score some Two by Four?'

Drawers (pair of) Early Doors

Drink Ice Rink (Cockney)
'I'm going down the Battle Cruiser for a coupla Ice Rinks. '

Drink Kitchen Sink
'Let's go to the rubber for a kitchen sink.'

Drink Lily the Pink
'Your Lily mate !'

Drink Tumble Down the Sink

Drink Tiddly Wink

Drink (beverage) Dame Edna Everidge
'Me and the lads are off down the Rat and Parrot for a few Dame Edna's'

Drive Bee Hive
'Last night she bee'd through the pleasure and pain.'

Drug Persian Rug
'Got any Persians on you mate?'

Drugs Persian Rugs

Drugs Kisses and Hugs
'I'm going to score some kisses and hugs'

Drugs Fur rugs
'You got any fur rugs?'

Drugs Spark Plugs

Drunk Mickey Monk
'Jesus, I'm Mickey Monk!'

Drunk Elephant's Trunk

Drunk Elephant's Trunk
'I'm going to get elephant's'

Dumb Tom Thumb
'You bit Tom Thumb'

Dump Ten Ounce Rump
'I'm going for a 10er.'

Dump Foot Pump

Dump Forest Gump
'I'm dying for a Forest.'

Dump Forrest Gump
'I'm avin'a Forrest, leave me be.'

Dump Camel's Hump
'He's on the throne having a Camel's.'

Dump (shit) Camel's Hump

Dump (shit) Forrest Gump

Dump (shit) Donald Trump

Dumps Gravy Lumps

Dwarf Canary Wharf
'He´s a Canary.'

Dyke Mountain Bike
'These two look like a couple of mountain bikes'

dyke Rusty Spike
'She's an ol' rusty!'

Dyke (lesbian) Magnus Pike

Dyke (lesbian) Three Wheel Trike

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