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English to Cockney letter D

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Daft	Fore and Aft

Dance	Jack Palance

Dandy	Andy Pandy Alternatives
He's a bit of an Andy!

Danger	Stewart Granger
Any Stewart of getting served?

Dark	Gorky Park

Darlin'	Barney Marlin

Darlin'	Briney Marlin

Darts	Martial Arts

Daughter	Bottle of Porter

Daughter	Bricks and Mortar

Dead	Brown Bread

Dead	Father Ted

Dead	Right Said Fred Alternatives
He's Right Said Fred.

Dead (from Brown Bread = Dead)	Hovis
He's Hovis mate, Brown Bread

Deaf	Mutt and Jeff

Deaf (see Mutt and Jeff)	Mutton

Deal	Jellied Eel Alternatives
I'll give ya a great jelly on it

Denial	River Nile
She's definitely in the River Nile

Dense	Garden Fence
He is such a garden fence.

Devil	Henry Neville
What the Henry Neville is going on ?

Dice	Rats and Mice

Diet	Brixton Riot
No chocolate for me - spoils me Brixton.

Dinner	Frank Skinner
What did you have for yer Frank Skinner?

Dinner	Jim Skinner

Dinner	John Skinner

Dinner	Lilley and Skinner Alternatives

Dinner	Michael Winner

Dinner	Yul Brynner
I'm eating my Yul Brynner

Dip	Apple Pip
Let's go down to Worthing for an Apple Pip.

Dirty	Two-Thirty


Do so	Robinson Crusoe

Do the off	Apple Toff

Doddle (easy or straight forward)	Glenn Hoddle

Doesn't like Americans (from antiseptic -> anti-Septic Tank)	Listerine
Can't stand George Bush and I'm a Listerine too

Dog	Cherry Hogg

Dole	De La Soul

Dole	George Cole

Dole	Adrian Mole
I'm on the old Adrian Mole.

Dole	Andy Cole
I get me Andy Cole money through next week

Dole	Billy Joel
That guy's on the Billy Joel

Dole	jam roll Alternatives
He's on the Jam Roll

Dole (welfare)	Nat King Cole

Dole (welfare)	Rock and Roll
Lost me job, now I'm back on the rock'n'roll

Dole (welfare)	Jam Roll Alternatives
I'm on the jam roll

Dole (welfare)	Sausage Roll Alternatives

Dollar	Oxford Scholar

Doner Kebabs	Crabs
That old brass gave me the Doner Kebabs.

Door	Roger Moore
Shut that bleedin' Roger Moore

door	Ronald de Boer Alternatives
Shut that Ronald de Boer

Door	Rory O'Moore Alternatives
Close the bleedin' Rory!

Door	Rory O'More

Door	Henry Moore

Dope	Bob Hope

Dope	Slippery Slope
I'm gonna get on the Slippery Slope....

Dose	Half A Gross

Doss	Hugo Boss
Lets Hugo Boss school.

Double	Barney Rubble Alternatives
Playing pool

Doubt	Brussels Sprout Alternatives
Without a Brussels Sprout mate.

Dough (money)	Russell Crowe
I've got no Russell Crowe

Dozen	Country Cousin


Draught	George Raft

Draw (cannabis)	Jack McGraw
Do you were I can get some Jack McGraw

Draw (cannabis)	Jack Straw

Draw (cannabis)	Two by Four
Where can I score some Two by Four?

Drawers (pair of)	Early Doors

Drink	Ice Rink
I'm going down the Battle Cruiser for a coupla Ice Rinks.

Drink	Kitchen Sink Alternatives
Let's go to the rubber for a kitchen sink.

Drink	Lily the Pink
Your Lily mate !

Drink	Tumble Down the Sink

Drink	Tiddly Wink Alternatives

Drink (beverage)	Dame Edna Everidge
Me and the lads are off down the Rat and Parrot for a few Dame Edna's

Drive	Bee Hive
Last night she bee'd through the pleasure and pain.

Drug	Persian Rug
Got any Persians on you mate?

Drugs	Persian Rugs

Drugs	Kisses and Hugs
I'm going to score some kisses and hugs

Drugs	Fur rugs
You got any fur rugs?

Drugs	Spark Plugs

Drunk	Elephant's Trunk Alternatives

Drunk	Elephant's Trunk Alternatives
I'm going to get elephant's

Dumb	Tom Thumb Alternatives
You bit Tom Thumb

Dump	Ten Ounce Rump
I'm going for a 10er.

Dump	Foot Pump

Dump	Forest Gump
I'm dying for a Forest.

Dump	Forrest Gump Alternatives
I'm avin'a Forrest, leave me be.

Dump	Camel's Hump Alternatives
He's on the throne having a Camel's.

Dumps	Gravy Lumps

Dwarf	Canary Wharf
He´s a Canary.