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English to Slang letter B

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English Slang Rate
B.ORiddick Bowe
"That girl's got some bad Riddick."

BaboonGeoff Hoon
"You're a right Geoff Hoon you are"

BabyBasin of Gravy

BackCadbury's Snack

BackCilla Black
"Gawd, me Cilla's playing up again!"

BackFleetwood Mac

BackHammer and Tack

BackHay Stack

BackJumping Jack

BackRoof Rack

BackUnion Jack

BadShepherd's Plaid

BadSorry and Sad

BadAlan Ladd
"It's well Alan"

BadgerDennis and Gnasher
"Oh fiddlesticks! I just ran over a dennis!!"

BallAlbert Hall
"I got kicked in the Albert Halls"

BallsAlbert Halls
"Just got kicked in me Alberts "

ballsdavina mccalls
Alternatives
"kiked in the davinas"

BallsDavina McCalls
Alternatives
"She kicked me right in the Davinas"

BallsCobbler's Awls
"That's a load of cobblers, for a start!"

BallsMarket Stalls
"I got itchy Markets"

BallsTown Halls

BallsNiagara Falls
Alternatives
"I got booted in the Niagaras"

Balls (testicles)Niagara Falls
Alternatives

Balls (testicles)Orchestra Stalls

BaltiBasil Fawlty

BananaGertie Gitana

BangerBernard Langher
"Lovely plate of Bernard Langhers"

BankCab Rank

BankFish tank

BankIron Tank
Alternatives

BankJ. Arthur Rank
"Gawn down the J.Arthur to get a Monkey."

BankPedal and Crank
"I'm going to the Pedal & Crank"

BankTommy Tank
Alternatives

BankTin Tank

BarRingo Starr
"Lets go for a few Britneys in the Ringo."

Bar (pub)Jack Tar

Bar (pub)Near and Far
Alternatives

Bar (pub)Bazaar

BarmyDad's Army

BarmyMonty's Army
"I'm Monty's Army over that Twist and Twirl."

BarmySalvation Army
"Gawd you gotta be Salvation Army. "

Barnet (hair)Alf Garnet
"Been in the barbers to get something done about me Alf Garnet"

BarrowBow and Arrow
Alternatives

BarrowCock Sparrow

BassBeggar Boy's Ass

BathLaugh

BatteryCharm and Flattery
"Yer charm's gone flat, mate!"

BatteryTony Slattery

Beak (magistrate)Bubble and Squeak
Alternatives

BeardStrange and Weird

BeastBag of Yeast
Alternatives

BeatingUnscheduled Meeting
"Shut up or there would be an unscheduled meeting"

Beaut (beauty)John Deut
"Wot a John Duet"

BeautyTutti Frutti

BeaverSigourney Weaver

BedSkein of Thread

BedScratch Yer Head

BedUncle Ned
Alternatives

BedUncle Ted

BedFakey Ned
"I'm off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned."

BedBorn and Bred

BeefItchy Teeth

BeefStop Thief

BeerRichard Gere
"I'm just going out for a couple of Richards."

BeerPig's Ear

BeersRay Mears
"I'm going down the pub for a few Ray Mears'"

BeersBritney Spears
Alternatives
"Let's go fer a few Britneys"

BeggarHam and Egger

BeggarEwan McGreggor

BeginnerLilley and Skinner
Alternatives

BelchRaquel Welch

BelieveChristmas Eve

BelieveAdam and Eve
"Can you Adam and Eve it?"

BellAuntie Nell
"Give us an Auntie Nell tomorra morning."

BellHair Gel

BellyMatthew Kelly
Alternatives
""I've got a bit of Shania in me Matthew Kelly""

BellyNew Delhi

BellyAuntie Nellie

BellyDarby Kelly

BellyDerby Kelly

BenchJudy Dench
Alternatives
"Emile Hesky should stay on the Judy"

Bender (homosexual)Leo Fender

Bent Duke of Kent
Alternatives
"He's a Duke "

BentClark Kent
"He's a bit Clarke Kent"

Bent50 Cent
Alternatives
"No he don't fancy you, he's 50 Cent!"

BentBehind With the Rent
"He's definately Behind with the Rent."

Bent (criminal)Stoke On Trent
Alternatives

Bent (from the rapper 50 Cent)50 Cent
Alternatives
"ur a bit 50"

Bent (gay)Stoke On Trent
Alternatives

Bent (homosexual)Mailed and Sent

BestMae West

BetJumbo Jet

BetHouse To Let

BeverageEdna Everage

Bevvy (drink)Don Revie
"Are we going for a couple of Don Revies tonight"

BibleSlander and Libel
"Slander and Libel, I don't Adam and Eve it!"

Big 'unBarry McGuigan
Alternatives

BiggunBarry McGuigan
Alternatives

BiggunBarry McGuigan
Alternatives
"Don't give it the Barry McQuigan"

BigotLester Piggot

BikeDick Van Dyke
"On your Dick Van Dyke."

BikeClever Mike

Bike. Alibi Ike was a movie star.Alibi Ike

BillMuswell Hill
"Can I get the Muswell mate."

Bill (statement)Jimmy Hill
Alternatives

Bill (statement)Jack and Jill
Alternatives

Bill (statement)Beecham's Pill
Alternatives

Billie PiperHyper
"You're getting a bit Billie Piper"

BintGilly Mint
"You silly Gilly Mint."

BintPolo Mint
Alternatives

BirdRichard the Third
Alternatives

BirdShaken Not Stirred
"Have a butchers at that shaken not stirred"

Bird (Lime)Prison Time
"'Es gawn down, doin' bird"

Bitchabercombie and fitch

BitchesRonald Riches

BitchyLionel Richie
"She's acting all lionel richie!!"

BitterLaugh and Titter

Bitter (beer)Giggle and Titter

Bitter (beer)Gary Glitter
Alternatives

Bitter (beer)Apple Fritter
Alternatives
"Pint of apple fritter darlin'."

BladeShovel and Spade
"Got a spare Shovel? Gotta 'ave a Dig."

BlazerRazor

BlindBacon Rind
Alternatives
"Is the ref Bacon Rind or what?"

BlokeHeap of Coke

BloodRoy Hudd
"That'll stop the Toy Hudd for a while"

Blotto (drunk)Santa's Grotto

Blower (phone)Lawn mower

Blower (telephone)Álvaro Arbeloa
"Get that freezer on the Arbeloa, we need to talk"

Blower (telephone)Percy Thrower
Alternatives
"Lend us ya Percy, I need to make a call."

BoatNanny Goat
Alternatives

Bob (shilling)Touch Me On the Knob

BogCat and Dog

BogKermit the Frog
Alternatives
"In the kermit, on the dog."

Bog (toilet)Boss Hogg
"Going to the Boss for an Eartha."

Bog (toilet)Spotty Dog
"I just need to pop into the Spotty."

BoilParaffin Oil
"I've got a Paraffin on me Isa"

BoilArthur Conan Doyle
"Clive, get that kettle on the arfur!'"

BoilCan of Oil

BoilConan Doyle

BollocksJackson Pollocks

BollocksHydraulics
"Kick him in the hydraulics"

BollocksFlowers and Frolics

bolt/runawyHarry Holt
"He's done the Harry Holt"

BombDerry and Tom

BonerKerry Katona
"She gave me a right Kerry."

BonesTom Jones

BongDing Dong
Alternatives
"Give us a puff of the ding dong"

BoobiesRed Red Rubies
""Hey, Red , Reds!" - when you see a nice pair!"

BookCaption Cook

BookJoe Hook

BookFish Hook

BookieCream Cookie

BookieBiscuit and Cookie
Alternatives

BootsBamboo Shoots
"As any one seen my Bamboo's?"

BootsDaisy Roots

BoozeRiver Ouse

BoozePenelope Cruz

BoozeTom Cruise
Alternatives
"Got any tom cruise?"

BoozeTom Cruise
Alternatives

BoozerCabin Cruiser
"Went down to the Cabin Cruiser to watch the match."

BoozerArethusa
"Arethusa is an old shop moored on the Thames"

BoozerGerman Cruiser
"Lets go down the German"

Boozer (pub)All Time Loser

Boozer (pub)Battle Cruiser
"Let's go dahn the battle cruiser"

Boozer (pub)Perpetual (Loser)
"Oh gawd 'e's a right perpetual loser"

BossPitch and Toss

BottleAristotle

BottleJerry Cottle

Bouncing Cheque (Bouncing Gregory Peck)Rubber Gregory

BowlerBottle of Cola

BoxDarky Cox

BoySan Toy

BoyRob Roy

BraTung Chee Hwa

BraMaster Mcgrath

Brace and BitShit

BracesAirs and Graces
Alternatives

BrainsDown the Drains

Brake Veronica Lake
"Hit the Veronica, you slag !"

BrandyAndy Pandy
Alternatives
"We drank 4 bottles of Andy Pandy in the bar."

BrandyMahatma Ghandi
Alternatives
"Mahatma and coke please"

BrandyFine and Dandy

BrandyJack the Dandy

Brass (old Cockney for a prostitute)Beggar boy's arse
"She's a bit brassy"

BreadUncle Fred

BreadRight Said Fred
Alternatives
"I'll have two slices of Right Said Fred."

Bread and drippingDoctor Crippen

BreastsGeorgie Bests

BreathKing Death

Brogues (shoes)Kylie Minogues
"Nice pair of Kylie Minogues you got there!"

Broke (financially bereft)Hearts of Oak

Broke (financially bereft)Coals and Coke

BrokersEngineers and Stokers

BrotherManhole Cover

BrotherOne and t'Other

BruiseTom cruise
Alternatives
"Hell of a Tom Cruise you got there. "

Brussells (sprouts)Cockle and Mussells

BucketMrs Duckett

BumKingdom Come

BumFife and Drum

BumDeaf and Dumb

BumBottle of Rum
"Nice Bottle Of Rum."

BumWrigley's Gum
"She deserves a slap on the Wrigley's"

BumQueen Mum

Bunk (bed)Pineapple Chunk
Alternatives

Burger KingItchy Ring
"I right fancy an Itchy Ring"

BurpWyatt Earp
"Gawd, Didn't I let this great big Wyatt out"

Burst (urinate)Geoff Hurst
Alternatives

BusUncle Gus
"Let's catch the Uncle Gus."

BustPrinces Trust
"Look at the Prince's on her"

ButterPull Down the Shutter

ButterTalk and Mutter

ButterStammer and Stutter

ButterJohnnie Rutter

ButterMutter and Stutter