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| B.O | Riddick Bowe | |
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"That girl's got some bad Riddick."
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| Baboon | Geoff Hoon | |
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"You're a right Geoff Hoon you are"
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| Baby | Basin of Gravy | |
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| Back | Cadbury's Snack | |
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| Back | Cilla Black | |
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"Gawd, me Cilla's playing up again!"
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| Back | Fleetwood Mac | |
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| Back | Hammer and Tack | |
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| Back | Hay Stack | |
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| Back | Jumping Jack | |
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| Back | Roof Rack | |
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| Back | Union Jack | |
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| Bad | Shepherd's Plaid | |
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| Bad | Sorry and Sad | |
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| Bad | Alan Ladd | |
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"It's well Alan"
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| Badger | Dennis and Gnasher | |
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"Oh fiddlesticks! I just ran over a dennis!!"
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| Ball | Albert Hall | |
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"I got kicked in the Albert Halls"
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| Balls | Albert Halls | |
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"Just got kicked in me Alberts "
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| balls | davina mccalls
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"kiked in the davinas"
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| Balls | Davina McCalls
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"She kicked me right in the Davinas"
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| Balls | Cobbler's Awls | |
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"That's a load of cobblers, for a start!"
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| Balls | Market Stalls | |
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"I got itchy Markets"
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| Balls | Town Halls | |
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| Balls | Niagara Falls
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"I got booted in the Niagaras"
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| Balls (testicles) | Niagara Falls
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| Balls (testicles) | Orchestra Stalls | |
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| Balti | Basil Fawlty | |
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| Banana | Gertie Gitana | |
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| Banger | Bernard Langher | |
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"Lovely plate of Bernard Langhers"
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| Bank | Cab Rank | |
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| Bank | Fish tank | |
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| Bank | Iron Tank
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| Bank | J. Arthur Rank | |
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"Gawn down the J.Arthur to get a Monkey."
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| Bank | Pedal and Crank | |
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"I'm going to the Pedal & Crank"
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| Bank | Tommy Tank
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| Bank | Tin Tank | |
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| Bar | Ringo Starr | |
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"Lets go for a few Britneys in the Ringo."
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| Bar (pub) | Jack Tar | |
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| Bar (pub) | Near and Far
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| Bar (pub) | Bazaar | |
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| Barmy | Dad's Army | |
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| Barmy | Monty's Army | |
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"I'm Monty's Army over that Twist and Twirl."
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| Barmy | Salvation Army | |
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"Gawd you gotta be Salvation Army. "
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| Barnet (hair) | Alf Garnet | |
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"Been in the barbers to get something done about me Alf Garnet"
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| Barrow | Bow and Arrow
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| Barrow | Cock Sparrow | |
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| Bass | Beggar Boy's Ass | |
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| Bath | Laugh | |
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| Battery | Charm and Flattery | |
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"Yer charm's gone flat, mate!"
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| Battery | Tony Slattery | |
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| Beak (magistrate) | Bubble and Squeak
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| Beard | Strange and Weird | |
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| Beast | Bag of Yeast
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| Beating | Unscheduled Meeting | |
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"Shut up or there would be an unscheduled meeting"
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| Beaut (beauty) | John Deut | |
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"Wot a John Duet"
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| Beauty | Tutti Frutti | |
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| Beaver | Sigourney Weaver | |
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| Bed | Skein of Thread | |
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| Bed | Scratch Yer Head | |
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| Bed | Uncle Ned
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| Bed | Uncle Ted | |
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| Bed | Fakey Ned | |
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"I'm off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned."
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| Bed | Born and Bred | |
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| Beef | Itchy Teeth | |
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| Beef | Stop Thief | |
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| Beer | Richard Gere | |
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"I'm just going out for a couple of Richards."
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| Beer | Pig's Ear | |
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| Beers | Ray Mears | |
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"I'm going down the pub for a few Ray Mears'"
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| Beers | Britney Spears
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"Let's go fer a few Britneys"
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| Beggar | Ham and Egger | |
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| Beggar | Ewan McGreggor | |
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| Beginner | Lilley and Skinner
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| Belch | Raquel Welch | |
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| Believe | Christmas Eve | |
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| Believe | Adam and Eve | |
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"Can you Adam and Eve it?"
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| Bell | Auntie Nell | |
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"Give us an Auntie Nell tomorra morning."
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| Bell | Hair Gel | |
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| Belly | Matthew Kelly
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""I've got a bit of Shania in me Matthew Kelly""
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| Belly | New Delhi | |
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| Belly | Auntie Nellie | |
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| Belly | Darby Kelly | |
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| Belly | Derby Kelly | |
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| Bench | Judy Dench
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"Emile Hesky should stay on the Judy"
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| Bender (homosexual) | Leo Fender | |
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| Bent | Duke of Kent
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"He's a Duke "
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| Bent | Clark Kent | |
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"He's a bit Clarke Kent"
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| Bent | 50 Cent
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"No he don't fancy you, he's 50 Cent!"
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| Bent | Behind With the Rent | |
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"He's definately Behind with the Rent."
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| Bent (criminal) | Stoke On Trent
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| Bent (from the rapper 50 Cent) | 50 Cent
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"ur a bit 50"
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| Bent (gay) | Stoke On Trent
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| Bent (homosexual) | Mailed and Sent | |
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| Best | Mae West | |
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| Bet | Jumbo Jet | |
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| Bet | House To Let | |
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| Beverage | Edna Everage | |
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| Bevvy (drink) | Don Revie | |
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"Are we going for a couple of Don Revies tonight"
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| Bible | Slander and Libel | |
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"Slander and Libel, I don't Adam and Eve it!"
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| Big 'un | Barry McGuigan
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| Biggun | Barry McGuigan
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| Biggun | Barry McGuigan
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"Don't give it the Barry McQuigan"
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| Bigot | Lester Piggot | |
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| Bike | Dick Van Dyke | |
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"On your Dick Van Dyke."
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| Bike | Clever Mike | |
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| Bike. Alibi Ike was a movie star. | Alibi Ike | |
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| Bill | Muswell Hill | |
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"Can I get the Muswell mate."
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| Bill (statement) | Jimmy Hill
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| Bill (statement) | Jack and Jill
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| Bill (statement) | Beecham's Pill
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| Billie Piper | Hyper | |
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"You're getting a bit Billie Piper"
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| Bint | Gilly Mint | |
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"You silly Gilly Mint."
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| Bint | Polo Mint
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| Bird | Richard the Third
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| Bird | Shaken Not Stirred | |
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"Have a butchers at that shaken not stirred"
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| Bird (Lime) | Prison Time | |
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"'Es gawn down, doin' bird"
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| Bitch | abercombie and fitch | |
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| Bitches | Ronald Riches | |
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| Bitchy | Lionel Richie | |
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"She's acting all lionel richie!!"
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| Bitter | Laugh and Titter | |
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| Bitter (beer) | Giggle and Titter | |
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| Bitter (beer) | Gary Glitter
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| Bitter (beer) | Apple Fritter
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"Pint of apple fritter darlin'."
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| Blade | Shovel and Spade | |
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"Got a spare Shovel? Gotta 'ave a Dig."
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| Blazer | Razor | |
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| Blind | Bacon Rind
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"Is the ref Bacon Rind or what?"
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| Bloke | Heap of Coke | |
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| Blood | Roy Hudd | |
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"That'll stop the Toy Hudd for a while"
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| Blotto (drunk) | Santa's Grotto | |
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| Blower (phone) | Lawn mower | |
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| Blower (telephone) | Álvaro Arbeloa | |
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"Get that freezer on the Arbeloa, we need to talk"
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| Blower (telephone) | Percy Thrower
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"Lend us ya Percy, I need to make a call."
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| Boat | Nanny Goat
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| Bob (shilling) | Touch Me On the Knob | |
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| Bog | Cat and Dog | |
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| Bog | Kermit the Frog
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"In the kermit, on the dog."
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| Bog (toilet) | Boss Hogg | |
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"Going to the Boss for an Eartha."
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| Bog (toilet) | Spotty Dog | |
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"I just need to pop into the Spotty."
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| Boil | Paraffin Oil | |
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"I've got a Paraffin on me Isa"
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| Boil | Arthur Conan Doyle | |
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"Clive, get that kettle on the arfur!'"
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| Boil | Can of Oil | |
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| Boil | Conan Doyle | |
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| Bollocks | Jackson Pollocks | |
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| Bollocks | Hydraulics | |
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"Kick him in the hydraulics"
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| Bollocks | Flowers and Frolics | |
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| bolt/runawy | Harry Holt | |
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"He's done the Harry Holt"
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| Bomb | Derry and Tom | |
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| Boner | Kerry Katona | |
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"She gave me a right Kerry."
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| Bones | Tom Jones | |
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| Bong | Ding Dong
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"Give us a puff of the ding dong"
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| Boobies | Red Red Rubies | |
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""Hey, Red , Reds!" - when you see a nice pair!"
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| Book | Caption Cook | |
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| Book | Joe Hook | |
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| Book | Fish Hook | |
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| Bookie | Cream Cookie | |
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| Bookie | Biscuit and Cookie
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| Boots | Bamboo Shoots | |
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"As any one seen my Bamboo's?"
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| Boots | Daisy Roots | |
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| Booze | River Ouse | |
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| Booze | Penelope Cruz | |
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| Booze | Tom Cruise
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"Got any tom cruise?"
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| Booze | Tom Cruise
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| Boozer | Cabin Cruiser | |
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"Went down to the Cabin Cruiser to watch the match."
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| Boozer | Arethusa | |
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"Arethusa is an old shop moored on the Thames"
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| Boozer | German Cruiser | |
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"Lets go down the German"
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| Boozer (pub) | All Time Loser | |
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| Boozer (pub) | Battle Cruiser | |
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"Let's go dahn the battle cruiser"
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| Boozer (pub) | Perpetual (Loser) | |
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"Oh gawd 'e's a right perpetual loser"
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| Boss | Pitch and Toss | |
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| Bottle | Aristotle | |
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| Bottle | Jerry Cottle | |
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| Bouncing Cheque (Bouncing Gregory Peck) | Rubber Gregory | |
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| Bowler | Bottle of Cola | |
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| Box | Darky Cox | |
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| Boy | San Toy | |
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| Boy | Rob Roy | |
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| Bra | Tung Chee Hwa | |
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| Bra | Master Mcgrath | |
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| Brace and Bit | Shit | |
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| Braces | Airs and Graces
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| Brains | Down the Drains | |
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| Brake | Veronica Lake | |
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"Hit the Veronica, you slag !"
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| Brandy | Andy Pandy
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"We drank 4 bottles of Andy Pandy in the bar."
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| Brandy | Mahatma Ghandi
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"Mahatma and coke please"
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| Brandy | Fine and Dandy | |
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| Brandy | Jack the Dandy | |
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| Brass (old Cockney for a prostitute) | Beggar boy's arse | |
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"She's a bit brassy"
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| Bread | Uncle Fred | |
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| Bread | Right Said Fred
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"I'll have two slices of Right Said Fred."
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| Bread and dripping | Doctor Crippen | |
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| Breasts | Georgie Bests | |
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| Breath | King Death | |
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| Brogues (shoes) | Kylie Minogues | |
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"Nice pair of Kylie Minogues you got there!"
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| Broke (financially bereft) | Hearts of Oak | |
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| Broke (financially bereft) | Coals and Coke | |
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| Brokers | Engineers and Stokers | |
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| Brother | Manhole Cover | |
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| Brother | One and t'Other | |
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| Bruise | Tom cruise
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"Hell of a Tom Cruise you got there. "
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| Brussells (sprouts) | Cockle and Mussells | |
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| Bucket | Mrs Duckett | |
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| Bum | Kingdom Come | |
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| Bum | Fife and Drum | |
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| Bum | Deaf and Dumb | |
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| Bum | Bottle of Rum | |
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"Nice Bottle Of Rum."
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| Bum | Wrigley's Gum | |
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"She deserves a slap on the Wrigley's"
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| Bum | Queen Mum | |
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| Bunk (bed) | Pineapple Chunk
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| Burger King | Itchy Ring | |
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"I right fancy an Itchy Ring"
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| Burp | Wyatt Earp | |
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"Gawd, Didn't I let this great big Wyatt out"
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| Burst (urinate) | Geoff Hurst
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| Bus | Uncle Gus | |
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"Let's catch the Uncle Gus."
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| Bust | Princes Trust | |
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"Look at the Prince's on her"
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| Butter | Pull Down the Shutter | |
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| Butter | Talk and Mutter | |
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| Butter | Stammer and Stutter | |
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| Butter | Johnnie Rutter | |
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| Butter | Mutter and Stutter | |
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